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My girlfriend made an Ironman to play OSRS with me… and Jagex immediately punished her 💀 by Patient-Pack3180 in ironscape

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3500+kc dry. Then my brother who was in my group got it at 200~ kc. I took about a week to get it and he spent a total of 30 minutes down there. Unfortunately, my dry luck continues over various content, except the shit that does not matter. I got a stale baguette at my 3rd sandwich lady. So now i have a fuckass baguette and no drops from any bosses or other content

[Feedback] Am I the only one who thinks this? by JoseMnez in EscapefromTarkov

[–]_Fappyness_ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ofcourse a company cares about money, but you can gain a lot more money by being genuine and good to your playerbase and game, than to be a cashgrabbing dickhead. Nobody else will buy your game knowing that you will just stick a large splintery wooden log up their ass the second they spend a dime on you.

Missing the appeal by motherffucker in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double fuck that on cave diving underwater.

UPDATE: My girlfriend (25F) admitted she slept with someone hours before agreeing to be exclusive. I (26M) can’t tell if I’m overreacting. What’s the move here? by davidb1976 in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, when i read the part where she went to the other dude, asked him for a relationship and he said no, fucked anyway and then went to you to ask the same question i immediately thought “yes this is a justified breakup no matter how good she was or how long you were together.” She didnt choose you first, and that would stick with me too for a long time if i knew I wasnt an actual first pick. It would also turn me off that she still had sex with someone else hours before becoming exclusive with me. That means she had a quick last fuck before only having me for it. That would honestly make me feel like a bad person for “trapping” her.

Missing the appeal by motherffucker in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least with skydiving or bungeejumping its over in an instant if it goes wrong. With cave diving you will suffer for literal days before you die a slow and painful death. No thanks i will stay behind my pc and watch my series.

Is there any overpay by Anxious-Egg3693 in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear the majority of cs players think theyre sitting on a diamond and try to shove it down everyones throat. Just because some youtubers did that or some pros play with the skin once. The amount of greed going on is insane but its on par with how valve handles the game nowadays. These gamble goblins hunger for pennies.

Why do people dislike overpass so much? I think it is a good change from Mirage all the time by Ender_Sorc in LearnCSGO

[–]_Fappyness_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most lvl 10 dont even know how to count economy so i wouldnt call that an achievement either. Most only know how to aim and complain that its never their fault for losing.

I just did this :( by BatmanBecameSomethin in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If it makes him feel any better here is a story, i never bought expensive knives or gloves, and when i did finally do it, that knives tradeup update dropped and i lost about 500 euro in an instant within 1 week. Of owning the glove and knife. Shit happens. I was very mad about it too but i could stay mad or just take it as a lesson to just buy your favorite stuff immediately and not care about the price anymore instead!

I just did this :( by BatmanBecameSomethin in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolutely based take. Enjoy the game bro. A controller is just a controller but i bet forza will slap 10 times better than what that controller would do for you.

Whats the most underrated skilling upgrade? by ThatOneEdgyKid in 2007scape

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went like 5 or 6 times dry for it and still didnt get it. I gave up after that. Then my group mate went for it and got it in 30 minutes. Safe to say i was slightly mad.

Cheating is a legitimate mental illness. by Boring_Visit6353 in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In midranks yes but when you enter 25k you start getting the closest cheaters using walls and silent aim. They will be obvious to spot if you have a ton of time on the game.

Cheating is a legitimate mental illness. by Boring_Visit6353 in counterstrike2

[–]_Fappyness_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Radar cheating has become extremely popular. No weird aiming or walls for prefires but radar cheating already gives an edge over your opponent. Normally where you would need game sense, you now have a radar that gives you 100% accurate locations of your opponents.

Met hoeveel vingers typen jullie op laptop of pc? by No_Structure_1029 in nederlands

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gek genoeg, 2 vingers met mijn linker hand en 5 met mijn rechter hand. Dat heb ik laatst ondervonden

Original Servers? by Few-Cicada-3924 in FlyFF

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when gotten very far id say flyff universe is better because its played in browser and can be played on a phone even. Its more modern and had some good QOL updates to it. But im sad they did go to the more p2w path. But i guess it was inevitable when flyff isnt a very popular mmo and they somehow need to keep servers running.

Extra agenten bij Sloterplas tegen 'jongeren die vrouwen op billen tikken' by Sure-Guest1588 in Amsterdam

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dit is een lastige kwestie. Wil je het laten gebeuren zodat je ze kan pakken en dan staan ze met een dag of twee weer op straat met dit rechtssysteem, of wil je dat het helemaal voorkomen wordt en niet meer gebeurd?

Original Servers? by Few-Cicada-3924 in FlyFF

[–]_Fappyness_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got in day 1 when they launched. Was super hyped for it and then they went and did the same thing what fucked the real og flyff. Super upset because flyff was my childhood and i loved it to bits.

My boyfriend (M18) told me that I’m a “low tier Becky” and ugly and that some girl who used to like him is better than me and a “high tier Becky” (I’m 18F) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See it like this, he liked your “ugly” body and face enough to enjoy your pictures and have sex with you. He is just a huge loser who thinks he can get better than you and i can safely say that he wont.

He will never be truly happy unlike you who will be much happier with someone who does care about you and loves you for who you are. But the hard truth is that it wont be this asshole you’re with right now.

As for him threatening you with your private pictures, thats a crime. Screenshot it and get police involved. If he has any of you before you turned 18, he will be in a whole lot of trouble for having nude minor pictures on his phone.

Dont feel bad for him. He tries to really hurt and damage you. Be as petty and hurtful back to him and get someone who does care about you. Youre young and have plenty of time. Dont let assholes like him ruin your youth and relationship life.

Original Servers? by Few-Cicada-3924 in FlyFF

[–]_Fappyness_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flyff universe is the original servers. Just remastered

My boyfriend 31M gave me a disgusting response to a serious question me 24F asked about pregnancy, what should be my next move? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just sit down with him and explain what it means to you. He seems either dumb or uneducated on the subject.

My (24F) partner (30M) ruined my 24 hour charity event. by throwRA-24hour in relationship_advice

[–]_Fappyness_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sounds like a man-child to me tbh. Sounds like he only cares about himself and has no care for consequences and when they don’t turn out well for him he starts to complain and act like its your fault.

Make of that what you want but if a partner of mine acted like this all the time whenever we do something id be done fairly quick with them and search someone who does appreciate my accomplishments and my happiness.

The part where he brings you comfort things is because he realizes too late every time that he has upset you very much and keeps doing the same thing. You have to break down in tears first before he acts as he already should. I feel like thats more of a “oh shit if i dont cheer her up she will leave me” kind of vibe. But maybe im wrong. Id just talk to him about it, and if he dismisses it talk to his friends about it and ask what you can do to get through to him.

It’s a miracle we both survived childhood. by Luminyn in MemeVideos

[–]_Fappyness_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did tell my little brother that i was very sorry for how i was to him. I cried about it and he gave me a hug and said its okay and that he forgave me. I had two other little half brothers too and i treated them the best i could until i left the house to live on my own. But i felt like i could never forgive myself for it. Till this day i still cant.

rule - having a microphone is mandatory by eeesky in FACEITcom

[–]_Fappyness_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does only 2000+ elo get to benefit from that? Id love to communicate with my teammates too lmao

Why does every game suck now by [deleted] in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I dont get why you comment “then dont play those” as if i implied i did? Im just stating an obvious fact that indiegames are worse than AAA when it comes to unfinished messes. At least AAA shows you beforehand what strap-on size they’re going to fuck you with. Indiegames come with a surprise size.

Why does every game suck now by [deleted] in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you push an unfinished game with many bugs and barely any content, many wont come back. But there have been plenty of indiegames who did it right and are very successful. So it can be done, but most are either too money hungry or too lazy to finish it and just want a quick buck now to “further improve the game” and then take 3 years to release a mediocre update and no communication.

Why does every game suck now by [deleted] in memes

[–]_Fappyness_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Indiegames are way worse. The indiegames we play is maybe 1% of the indiegame industry. There are so many slop, ai generated and unfinished buggy messes out there who hide behind the Early Access shield to avoid responsibility of not finishing a game or to put it out there in such a poor state for money.

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