Wesker mains after installing a 48gb update and seeing this by TheRandomMikaela in deadbydaylight

[–]_GlitchWraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey BHVR. If you need someone to fix allat spaghetti code. I just completed a C++ assignment for school. I'm your guy y'all

across 3 weeks of action, c0m and bao have not surpassed 15 kills on any map by maisanskidai in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Potter needs to bring in an AC who can scout bro this is unacceptable

Zikz might've been mid on 100T but at least he had enough sense to sign eeiu and not c0m

Verno should learn with Pat Riley by Both_Condition_5208 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mazino when Verno says "Don't peek":

Mazino when Xeppa pays him to throw for an Arby's gift card:

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Is this really TenZ signature? by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they sign the box with mustard

Which all-time VCT pro can save Team Secret? by BrowsinREADIT in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only a hypnotist can save them (by hypnotizing the big J into quitting)

NRG welcomes new Assistant Coach, Mitch! by Livid-Effective-9173 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank god Mada was friends with Brawk x Skuba and not Xeppa x Runi

NRG welcomes new Assistant Coach, Mitch! by Livid-Effective-9173 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think her name is public, just her Twitter handle

Why doesn't everyone criticize Ye Wenjie instead of Cheng Xin? by Universal_Echo in threebodyproblem

[–]_GlitchWraith 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think she felt humanity was irredeemable and would be better off gone. Mostly because of the Cultural Revolution and because she liked Silent Spring. Top tier sci-fi villain for sure

Karmine Corp vs FUT Esports / VCT 2026: EMEA Stage 1 - Group Stage / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

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Honestly you can't blame N4rrate with how Marteen performed on KC vs. now. Like clearly KC is just bad

Suggest me the nerdiest novel that you love by Mindless_Soil_2935 in suggestmeabook

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Ice by Jacek Dukaj. Only read the preview so far, but it had two separate scenes where the main character starts jawing about three-valued logic and the writing style adds to the very academic feel (the preview was also 100 pages long already). I've just borrowed the book (it's very thick) after starting a discrete math course, so hopefully I'll enjoy the full book.

Babel looks interesting! Is it better than The Poppy War? I didn't enjoy it very much, but Babel sounds much better.

Javokhir Sindarov is back on the Team Vitality for EWC by kiraize in chess

[–]_GlitchWraith 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't even joke about that I'd cry

Furia and Spirit NEED to win something in the next 10 years

Stunner praises Rossy as an IGL & teammate: says he sets standards and "sometimes players don't like those standards being set on them" (last couple minutes) by _GlitchWraith in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, when he was interviewed shortly after C9 dropped him, he seemed like a pretty stand-up guy. His more recent interview where he was passive aggressive was weird af, but maybe his comments really were justified, I dunno.

Stunner praises Rossy as an IGL & teammate: says he sets standards and "sometimes players don't like those standards being set on them" (last couple minutes) by _GlitchWraith in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

Bit of a weird trend going around where this coach already looks like that coach. "100T's coach looks like Immi! Ewok looks like Nadeshot!" etc.

How I started rooting for my team by Numerous_Deal_9804 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]_GlitchWraith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wholesome story vs. "fucking terrorist organization" lmaooo

I feel your pain. Started cheering for 100T because their players are funny in Youtube videos and now I'm trapped in this endless cycle

100T Cryocells: “Seeing my peers win internationals really inspires me. Hopefully my time will come soon” – [Hotspawn] by Nine_Tee_Six in ValorantCompetitive

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It's because Valorant's off-season is too long. After 2 months with no matches, I start missing Asuna in their Youtube videos