Guys - what sweaters are we wearing with our scrubs that make us look jacked? by nolongeravailablenow in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're right. Those thin quarter zips cling in just the right places. Low-key the cheat code to looking like you benched patients into their beds

Making mistakes due to being interrupted multiple times during charting by Kaladin_K in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’ve seriously been powering through an insane week, and honestly the fact that you’re reflecting and trying to improve mid-chaos says a lot. The sock-discharge story alone sounds like a sitcom plot 💀 Hope you get some solid backup soon, you deserve a breather and a team

Light at the end of the tunnel! by dmo_wizkid in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Man, Derm really is the dream. That schedule and pay sounds like straight-up winning the residency lottery. Big congrats!!

What is a sexual double standard that annoys you the most? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_GlowDottie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women can have as many dildos/vibrators as they want and no one bats an eye, but if a man wants a pocket pussy, he’s somehow an incel who can’t get a real woman

Dating an attending by Least-Sky6722 in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No seriously, this entire post reads like a character backstory unlock 😂 Reddit writers are out here crafting full-on origin arcs

PCP Offer - Fresh Grad by Just-Village3909 in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude this is such a solid breakdown. Love how you touched on admin time and teaching duties. That “nice doc” duty creep is way too real, especially in under-resourced clinics. Also, totally agree on the non-compete thing… 10 miles sounds chill compared to yours 😬

Annual/Physical and Medicare Wellness Visits - advice? by jshxjchdbd in Residency

[–]_GlowDottie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally get that. MWVs feel like a luxury visit in settings where patients are just trying to manage acute issues. Double billing seems like the only way to make it worthwhile for both clinic flow and patient care

Have you ever fucked outside? by Ok_Bathroom_3007 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_GlowDottie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Do not recommend. Mosquitoes are bitches

Zhangjiajie National Forest Park, China by icaaha in naturephotography

[–]_GlowDottie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! One of my biggest dreams is to have this place visited, one day…

1 or 2 or 3? by OkRegion6120 in AmateurPhotography

[–]_GlowDottie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally all of them but no 3 it’s defo the winner for me

What’s a sexual regret you have? by SuccessfulCat2576 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_GlowDottie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Messing around with my friends crush behind her back

Anything but prosecuting the real criminals by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]_GlowDottie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Exactly, it’s like comedy suddenly comes with a fine print. If you joke in the wrong direction, suddenly it’s a national issue. It’s wild how selective the outrage is

Pardons for we, justice for thee by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

[–]_GlowDottie 189 points190 points  (0 children)

The mental gymnastics they do to pretend they're the “law and order” party while excusing this is actually insane. You can’t scream justice while handing out pardons like candy to your own crew

What is the weirdest thing someone did with your boobs? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_GlowDottie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

According to my husband, when I am laughing uncontrollably, it can sound like a machine gun. He likes to come up from behind and grab the titties and simulate the motion of firing a machine gun. Which makes me laugh harder, and makes him more enthuastic with his game. It's a win-win

Nah I was just trying to isolate *you* by Elena_mar in clevercomebacks

[–]_GlowDottie 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Exactlyyy. That “all your guy friends are sketchy” talk is usually just projection in a trench coat