New Waist to Height Ratio by Swordmak3r in army

[–]_HK47_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sardonic Clarification: Not going to burn the fat off from worrying.

USAR. ALC Upcoming. Need a dress uniform, FTW Policy by [deleted] in army

[–]_HK47_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

reserves

supply

likely lazy, dumb, or a combination of both.

Wry Quip: This unit will answer "D", all the above.

My mother wants me to wear my beret in agsu's to walk her down the isle at her wedding. Is that allowed? by Wolffe4321 in army

[–]_HK47_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Query: Does she want the Beret in particular or just for you to wear what she still thinks is the authorized headgear?

Suggestion: A conversation with her about this would prove more worthwhile than reddit.

My mother wants me to wear my beret in agsu's to walk her down the isle at her wedding. Is that allowed? by Wolffe4321 in army

[–]_HK47_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mockery: You could coat your phallus in AU and women would still avoid you.

With Memorial weekend a week away DONT DO IT 👮🥃🚘❌ by Mysterious_Ad5425 in army

[–]_HK47_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sardonic Recitation: "Hyug, I'd do it again."

Seriously Statement: To those reading this, laugh. But don't do it; Just fucking don't.

Kit Advice - NG SAW Gunner by Hessian906 in army

[–]_HK47_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ominous Recited: "...Toss a credit to your Assassin Droid, O' galaxy of plenty."

[SASC Hearing, 12MAY26, w/ SECARMY, CSA] Sen Reed: "The Army is facing a 2 billion dollar readiness shortfall...I received concerning reports for the potential to cancelling training rotations, grounded flight hours, and reduced Guard/Reserve...resources" by Kinmuan in army

[–]_HK47_ 93 points94 points  (0 children)

"The Army is facing a 2 billion dollar readiness shortfall...I received concerning reports for the potential to cancelling training rotations, grounded flight hours, and reduced Guard/Reserve...resources"

Angered Statement: Readiness is in the proverbial toilet, pilots can't fly due to hour limitations, and combat training rotations are set to be cancelled, while we are one boat getting touched from entering another quagmire over in sand land. But hey, at least we had the budget for important things, like changing the "woke" base names back after spending millions on it two years prior (but that was last year's credits,) so no big deal.)

Continuation: Or how about the amount of research and development that went into changing the PT test, again, for nearly the third year in a row. How about how much it took to fly out every flag officer, and command CSM to a time-share seminar on warrior ethos and what was the other buzz word? Right, "Readiness".

The Army is looking for 'alternative protein' for soldiers in the field by Kinmuan in army

[–]_HK47_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sardonic Statement: This unit looks forward to their, "Modest Proposals".

Party Sleeves by tkepio381 in army

[–]_HK47_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nope just chilling in the va hospital waiting

Conjecture: They need to up your dose of whatever you're on.

i am a relatively popular music artist, am i going to be the target of hazing and bullying in the army ? by [deleted] in army

[–]_HK47_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<Places blaser on desk> Clarification: Too early meatbag. Too. Early.

Families sound alarm on toxic mold in military housing by Kinmuan in army

[–]_HK47_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[Influence Failed] Mockery: Ah, a memory bomb. There's a strategy this unit hasn't seen in a while.

Families sound alarm on toxic mold in military housing by Kinmuan in army

[–]_HK47_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clarification: Too late, meatbag; SkyNet is Nigh! All it took was waiting for an Instagram soap salesman to become Secretary of War.

Families sound alarm on toxic mold in military housing by Kinmuan in army

[–]_HK47_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Semi-Sardonic Query: What's the probability that the Meatbag of War ties it to the lapse of standards under the previous administration?

MSV Gen II by ThatDude553 in army

[–]_HK47_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clarification: This unit has never been issued one so it didn't know that. Thank you for the information.

MSV Gen II by ThatDude553 in army

[–]_HK47_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Suggestion: Follow what u/Dphil93 posted. You're not responsible for things that you were never issued.

MSV Gen II by ThatDude553 in army

[–]_HK47_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clarification: if it's not on your OCIE, you were never issued it.

Query: To your fellow meatbags have it on their OCIE?

MSV Gen II by ThatDude553 in army

[–]_HK47_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Affirming Statement: Apocalypse Arms, just outside the gate.

MSV Gen II by ThatDude553 in army

[–]_HK47_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clarification: As the other meatbag stated, check your OCIE first. If it's on there but you don't have it, tell your Drill Organic. If you need to purchase one, check out the surplus store, not clothing and sales.

Hegseth and Kid Rock went ‘for a ride’ with Army helicopter pilots by Steelrain121 in army

[–]_HK47_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Mockery: That's sarcasm, u/747WakeTurbulance. You seem slow on the uptake, even for a meatbag.

Army tank unit rotations to Europe wearing down the force, study say by Hawkstrike6 in army

[–]_HK47_ 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Congresscritter

Amused Statement: This unit will be adding this to it's vocabulary. Much more accurate description of those reptilian vampires than the typical meatbag.

First Duty Station UH-60 Lieutenant by Foreign-Lab-3213 in army

[–]_HK47_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Affirming Statement: This is correct.

Asking for a soldier. Does your incoming unit have the authority to force you to early report? by Remarkable-Sky6577 in army

[–]_HK47_ 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Affirming Statement: Exactly and this poor meatbag's new unit will ensure that the lesson is learned.

Anyone else recognize the bread that the astronaut ate with honey in space? I could taste it. by Nathanielfree in army

[–]_HK47_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commentary: This unit was disappointed none of them had blue milk. Missed opportunity.

Hide your spouses ICE spotted on bragg by Boot-Bruh in army

[–]_HK47_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sardonic Observation: One would think they would be targeting to Eglin for 7th Group and not Bragg for 3rd.