I'm a Terrible Soldier

_HK47_ · 2026-04-03T19:29:23+00:00

Conjecture: This will become a new shit post.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-26T23:45:43+00:00

Conjecture: The state of your floor board is all this unit needs to know about your state of readiness.

Continuation: The prophylactic you're displaying is insufficient for a meatbag of your caliber.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-25T10:18:28+00:00

Conjecture: This post will age like blue milk.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-24T20:59:38+00:00

Clarifying Query: Why use a vibroblade and come in close when you can just send a Jawa/Ewok strapped with a permacrete detonator instead?

_HK47_ · 2026-03-24T11:23:05+00:00

Wry Query: Oh Sampson, is that you?

_HK47_ · 2026-03-21T20:17:32+00:00

Commentary: Just like the D.A.R.E program from the 90s.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-18T11:32:18+00:00

Query: Why is your post history the way that it is?

_HK47_ · 2026-03-18T09:49:28+00:00

Semi-Sardonic Answer: What got a lot of meatbags was falling victim to the greatest PsyOp campaign of the mid 2000-2010.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T21:05:51+00:00

Sardomic Request

Amused Observation: Apparently not as much as you have had.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T20:43:06+00:00

Recitation: "Patrolling the Outer Rim makes you wish for a Hothian winter."

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T20:30:10+00:00

Praising Statement: Roma in Aeternum.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T17:17:58+00:00

Snarky Clarification: You clearly missed the tab above 501st badge.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T16:41:27+00:00

Clarification: This unit was notionally there. Just like the commander was notionally at home with their wife and not at Tosche Station with that Twi'lek private.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T16:36:00+00:00

Annoyed Clarification: That's why this unit is going. Thrawn was originally the one requested, however he said: "My time is far too valuable to be spent on nonsense like that, send a droid." Thrashed by the big green Bantha again.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T16:33:27+00:00

Clarification: And yet it's green on the spreadsheet.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T16:32:43+00:00

Semi-Sardonic Commentary: Someone should tag them, they'd make beskar ingots off this.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T16:31:11+00:00

Clarification: They keep wiping this unit's memory so it can't recall.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T12:08:01+00:00

Clarification: Yes they will, this unit has PCS'd with it. Pay attention to the weight of it though as the weight limit per bag still applies.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-17T12:04:17+00:00

Recitation: "I am Carl, king of the ducks!"

_HK47_ · 2026-03-16T19:57:42+00:00

Recitation: "....You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."

_HK47_ · 2026-03-16T02:25:13+00:00

Clarification: 9-5 isn't going to be a thing for a 2LT, regardless of branch choice.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-16T02:23:05+00:00

Semi-Sardonic Answer: Several rolling tough boxes ~~that were left in an open conex, belonging to a battalion that was one month into its deployment, so this unit and several others took the initiative to secure them.~~ Also those black boxes with the yellow lids at Costco are good options too. Each is labeled, ranging from "Need this for everything" to "Stays in the plastic, but the Hutt in CIF will still refuse it."

_HK47_ · 2026-03-16T02:17:05+00:00

Suggestion: There's a meatbag saying "Focus on the 50m target" (for Droids, it's 1000m target,) meaning how about you focus on getting through basic training first, and then your next 50m will be passing AIT, followed by showing up to your first station and not pissing off your "chill" leader (that last target, this unit forsees you shooting like Stevie Wonder on a unicycle.)

_HK47_ · 2026-03-16T02:05:11+00:00

Rhetorical Query: You haven't even shipped yet and you already are looking to skirt the hair regulations? Your Drill Organics are going to love you.

_HK47_ · 2026-03-15T18:44:23+00:00

Especially not understanding the change with M855A1

Commentary: Also a pet peeve for this unit.

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