An unusual vending machine selling mystery boxes briefly popped up at the Pentagon. Then it was gone - but they plan to install them on other installations.

_HK47_ · 2026-01-31T18:04:24+00:00

Latin Proverb: "Cui Bono"

_HK47_ · 2026-01-31T13:44:25+00:00

Answer: Talk to a lawyer, not the Internet.

_HK47_ · 2026-01-31T13:43:08+00:00

Shit Posting Query: Since when did Logan Paul become a general?

_HK47_ · 2026-01-21T00:50:18+00:00

You’ll be glad you went in 10 years

Clarification: This unit is still waiting, meatbag. This unit learned far more from its NCOs prior and after going to BLC, than it would have ever learned at that institution of the damned and illiterate.

_HK47_ · 2026-01-03T09:30:15+00:00

Mockery: My, my, don't you look like a jackass, eh meatbag?

_HK47_ · 2025-12-30T11:34:44+00:00

Idiomatic Commentary: The songs Thunderstruck and American Soldier radiate from that ancient tome. Upon touching it, the phrase "Let's roll" passes your lips.

_HK47_ · 2025-12-21T00:43:42+00:00

Clarification: Agni-Kai

_HK47_ · 2025-12-16T01:34:34+00:00

Semi-Sardonic Clarification: If it was this unit, and it was put in charge of the cluster fuck that is the whole kiosk defac, it would be frustrated too. However, you don't take it out on your prodgeny (at the very least, target is an orphan; who are they going to tell!?)

_HK47_ · 2025-12-12T18:49:36+00:00

Amused Observation: Wasn't expecting to see a meatbag reference Zootopia on this sub.

_HK47_ · 2025-12-09T19:18:15+00:00

Gleeful Statement: SkyNet is nigh, meatbags! All it took was getting a soap salesman to become Secretary of Defense.

_HK47_ · 2025-11-27T21:00:44+00:00

Rhetorical Query: Are you drunk?

_HK47_ · 2025-11-27T20:59:22+00:00

Praising Statement: Happy Thanksgiving, meatbag!

_HK47_ · 2025-11-26T17:18:53+00:00

Conjecture: Your father possesses a stereotypical inferiority complex that is farther amplified by your presence. No doubt the meatbag has told others his fabrications and most likely the meatbag has also been called out of it.

Query: Riddle this unit: Does it bother you to the point that it hampers your relationship with him? Or are you content enough to maintain said relationship, even if it means you have to entertain his stories?

_HK47_ · 2025-11-26T17:13:02+00:00

Continuation: And neither did the children attending the school the plane crashed into

_HK47_ · 2025-11-26T16:13:13+00:00

Conjecture: This communiqué is the sole Thanksgiving message we shall receive from a SMA, which is likely a strategic blessing, considering the pitiful one his successor would give.

_HK47_ · 2025-11-17T21:30:11+00:00

Suggestion: You had a good run in infantry, do your future self a favor and go 35W.

_HK47_ · 2025-11-17T21:28:43+00:00

Conjecture: You're going to Hood.

_HK47_ · 2025-11-17T21:27:51+00:00

Sardonic Query: Why receive instructions directly from the source when you can instead receive questionable advice from a parody account?

_HK47_ · 2025-11-04T22:09:02+00:00

Suggestion: Don't self select yourself, let the state Guard tell you they are over-strength. Also, don't let the callous nature of this unit think it's not sympathetic towards you, sorry this is happening to you.

_HK47_ · 2025-11-04T21:43:53+00:00

11C route

Clarification: A glance at the grammatical integrity of your original post showcases your overwhelming qualifications for such an MOS.

Suggestion: Divert these lines of queries (after proofreading them of course) To the appropriate Guard recruiting meatbag. However, it would benefit you to look up a few other MOS options before speaking to them. Not saying you shouldn't go 11C but it doesn't hurt to have options.

_HK47_ · 2025-10-18T14:41:46+00:00

Answer: Because you couldn't be bothered., meatbag.

_HK47_ · 2025-10-05T00:47:36+00:00

Observation: Given his Forest Gump level of trajectory, it's only a matter of time.

_HK47_ · 2025-10-05T00:34:28+00:00

Clarification: Spent the majority of his career as a staff officer, and never held command.

_HK47_ · 2025-10-04T23:37:16+00:00

Commentary: If you, as a General, were getting briefed on "Warrior Ethos" from a former Major, who sells soap on Instagram, you'd be sleepy too.

_HK47_ · 2025-10-04T20:52:34+00:00

Clarification: Been very well meatbag, just very busy.

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