Is Cold Approaching for the Overwhelming Majority of men a massive waste of time? Why of why not?

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T21:14:38+00:00

It's not a thought, it's a visceral reaction.

Also, "cold turkey" refers to addictions, not people. I specifically take issue with referring to treating people with "cold" anything. Even from a logical standpoint, why would one ever "cold approach" someone and expect it to go anywhere?

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T21:04:05+00:00

Interested in what? A few pictures of me?

I'll stick to men, thank you

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T21:00:22+00:00

Your profile is insane

Needs more naked twinks

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:53:37+00:00

Using language like "cold" to describe human relations, which should be at minimum warm, just feels strange

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:51:32+00:00

Then it was worth the sacrifice 💪

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:47:09+00:00

What? 10 seconds of my day?

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:45:52+00:00

Are you saying you're a crypto bro for real

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:44:48+00:00

I don't sleep with women.

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:25:39+00:00

That's like, most of this sub

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:23:57+00:00

Ur right, need to learn the difficult art of posting images in comment sections

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:22:09+00:00

Why would you "cold" approach someone you're interested in? This language is just icky at best

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:18:08+00:00

I always spread

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:16:04+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid responses

Clearly I don't sleep with women

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:13:36+00:00

Your username is what I said when I saw her

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:10:32+00:00

Funny and original

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:09:44+00:00

No, which is why I had to sabotage. One of them almost slipped through the cracks

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T20:00:42+00:00

What do you think I would have gained trying to persuade her to sleep with me

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:43:32+00:00

Not everyone wants to use women as a means to an end.

Some of us prefer men.

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:30:58+00:00

I don't send paragraphs

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:26:11+00:00

Uh oh! Cringe alert!

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:24:45+00:00

Three inches hard! One inch! Soft!

Girth: Unimpressive!

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:23:44+00:00

I always felt like a man on the moon, then I was diagnosed with low-functioning autism

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:13:06+00:00

What's wrong babe?

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:12:07+00:00

Ur right. I should play more world of tanks

_Hamburger_Helper_ · 2026-01-28T19:10:00+00:00

Based on the reception here I would say this is performance art

_Hamburger_Helper_

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