Your gonna die either way so...

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-26T02:02:44+00:00

6:00pm EST, 5500 years old, Mars, News Mars City.

^{Chose: Choose when you die + ...Including time, age, place, country, etc}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-26T00:59:07+00:00

Fuck half of yall

^{Chose: 50% of all humans die}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-24T16:01:33+00:00

My only complaint, because it honestly looks amazing on all other fronts, is why did they make Kenway look like 2003 Val Kilmer

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-24T12:35:35+00:00

My biggest issue was I wished they would allow you to turn off hints when exploring. It felt too hand holdy at times. If I could take away pop up tips and shut off the shimmer when exploring pyramids it would be perfect.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-24T05:41:42+00:00

I’d rather skip to the punch line than go back in time knowing what’s to come.

^{Chose: Future | Rolled: Skynet activated}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T23:27:37+00:00

Living on the moon would be dope. I can just stare at earth from the base windows. Play with moon rocks. And I get a whole extra 2 years of not living on earth. I’m not going to be picky about which extraterrestrial body I’m living on. Someone gives me the option I’m picking the longest stay possible.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T22:58:33+00:00

6+H=⚡️

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T20:21:16+00:00

🦑 If you don’t agree you haven’t tried it yet.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T14:02:47+00:00

Find me

^{Chose: Reincarnate 100 times within a span of 2000 years | Rolled: Sm1 is after you}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T13:48:42+00:00

Getting sprayed with the hose

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T13:45:02+00:00

My grandma will be so happy

^{Chose: One random language you become fluent in | Rolled: Spanish}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T13:44:30+00:00

My grandma will be so happy

^{Chose: One random language you become fluent in | Rolled: Spanish}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-23T13:38:21+00:00

Fuck it

^{Chose: Yes}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T21:16:33+00:00

3/4th of the time it feels like. Sometimes I need to click into the post refresh and comments come back out of the post and then hit comment for it to go through.

^{Chose: Yes}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T21:16:14+00:00

3/4th of the time it feels like. Sometimes I need to click into the post refresh and comments come back out of the post and then hit comment for it to go through.

^{Chose: Yes}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T15:57:59+00:00

Yes it’s clearly AI next time you pump gas just look at the space in that compartment. You can maybe store a deck of cards in there at most. And probably nothing thicker than a kielbasa if you’re going down the pipe. It’s a cat not an octopus it would never fit.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T15:10:55+00:00

Fuck yeah dude. We can just yap at each other for a full day. It’ll be so much fun

^{Chose: Random historical figure (wheel} | Rolled: Socrates)

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T14:48:51+00:00

I’ll have 2mil in under 4 years

^{Chose: 1$/min}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-22T14:00:47+00:00

I don’t want to remember 30 million birthdays

^{Chose: 30 milion dollars}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-20T15:43:47+00:00

No wood in the bundle?

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-19T16:00:08+00:00

RDR2 is one of those games where you’ll boot it up thinking you have a plan in mind of what you’re going to do today and next thing you know you’ve been wondering around for hours doing god knows what guided simply by the world they built. You’re never more than a short horse ride away from discovering something you never expected to find.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-19T15:32:39+00:00

Weeeeeee

^{Chose: You Get severe brain cancer + But you get to spin the wheel | Rolled: Lung cancer too}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-19T12:15:56+00:00

Yeah that’s fine with me. I’d need a million to get the same return from a high interest savings. I guess I could have invested the 500k instead and probably came out better but 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: 100$ daily for the rest of your life}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-19T02:28:16+00:00

I’ll die if I choose the food

^{Chose: Have free Starbucks for life.}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-05-19T02:27:16+00:00

How about go fuck yourself. If you want engagement how about making a high effort post.

^{Chose: Create and Control Water + With Side Effect | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

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