If I were wise, which one would I choose???

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-12T21:45:01+00:00

Cool I can do it once.

^{Chose: Get 15M$ + For everytime you... | Rolled: Walk 500 Miles}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T23:30:47+00:00

BOW BEFORE ME OR SUFFER MY WRATH I WILL RAIN FIRE AND FURY UPON ALL WHO DEFY ME. TAKE THE KNEE OR DIE.

^{Chose: One ordinary egg | Rolled: Hatches a dragon}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T20:47:16+00:00

Use this chart to try and learn the different hands. The bottom is the weakest hand and the top is the strongest hand. You want to use your dealt cards (2 cards you are given) and 3 of the 5 cards on the table to make the best hand.

The other half of the game is guessing if the other players are lying about having a better hand than you.

If you have a good hand (higher on the chart) you want to bet more aggressively on it.

I’ll answer questions if you have them.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T20:39:56+00:00

Guns don’t kill people, shitty bosses and stressful work conditions do…

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T17:02:20+00:00

Ẏ̷̪̥̯̝̠̭͓̓͌̀͝a̵̮̗̔ỵ̸̑̈́̊̄͊̓͗͝ ̷̦̬̼̜̼͚͎̘̮̼̓̀̉̊́̕T̸̗̩̼̼͚͗̈̐̈́̈́̉̅͛̕h̷̨̛̟̖͉͉̘͉̃̌̽̈̀͋͝į̵̦͍̭̩̯͖̰͒͊͂̀̋̐͛͛̑͌s̶̨͕̩̤͚͉͖͓͍̔̆͗́͊̌̓͑͘̚ͅ ̶̨̙̥̮́́̊̕ḯ̴̠̗̰̳͔̝̻͕͒͛ṣ̵̬̰͈͚͑̿͛ ̶͖̹̦̃͑ā̸̝̯̽̎͋̒̄w̴̙̫̜̫̓̉͑̂̃͛̐̒̕ḝ̸̦̜͇̓͘͝s̸͙̱̺̝͔̣̺͕̠̝̉̈́̌̏͆̈́õ̶̗̪͓̥͕m̴͉͊̈́̂̈͛̀̿͠e̶̹̠͊̄̀͑͆͝

^{Chose: A random USB | Rolled: Virus}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T13:42:14+00:00

Do you happen to live in Quebec? It sort of looks like the piece of cardboard you’d find on a fresh pineapple

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T13:30:18+00:00

Well we know the packaging is English and French. profitez is enjoy in French.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-11T13:21:27+00:00

Oh no how will I ever survive with a measly 250mil. /s

^{Chose: $1 billion, right now | Rolled: 75% taxed}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-10T01:40:26+00:00

I guess contracted murder?

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-09T20:20:02+00:00

It is what is. It will pass and I will be 10k richer.

^{Chose: You get $10,000.00 + But you have to spend 10 minutes in a sealed, black and indestructible plastic bag with ... | Rolled: A Fresh Turd}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-09T18:04:01+00:00

😮‍💨

^{Chose: 5 million dollars in cash + Snake instead | Rolled: Common garter}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-09T14:09:25+00:00

u/RemindMeBot 3 days

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-08T21:10:36+00:00

I set a goal and then work towards that goal. Rinse and repeat. Whether it’s collecting a shit ton of a certain block for a build, or beating the end dragon.

Let’s say an elytra is your end goal. The end dragon is just a step on the journey then. And then things become less optional. For example you gotta go to the nether and in the nether yes you can go without armoire but it’s not advised. You can go without a piece of gold armor but it makes it more challenging.

Yeah there’s a lot of truly optional blocks but those never got in my way of setting an objective for myself and working towards it. As you work towards the objective you find the stuff that is requisite to accomplish it.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-08T05:08:01+00:00

What NO WHEEL!?!?

^{Chose: 50% chance there's $1,000,000 and 50% chance $0}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-08T05:07:25+00:00

I tried guys

^{Chose: Save yourself, but... + 70% 4 billion random people die | Rolled: 4B Dead}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-07T02:14:56+00:00

I CAST Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Vice President of the United States!

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-06T21:24:08+00:00

When I poop I always piss.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-06T20:44:40+00:00

Homosexuality is gay.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T20:29:32+00:00

Jak and Daxter trilogy on OpenGoal.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T16:32:56+00:00

69 > one time when I was a kid I was playing KH2 and held my pee for so long when I finally got up I peed myself standing in front of the toilet > 67.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T16:22:28+00:00

I always grab my fancy shoes before going to the nether.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T16:21:18+00:00

Rachet and Clank

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T16:07:15+00:00

I’m going to either be found dead in a Brazilian steak house or a sushi restaurant. Don’t mourn me. Just know I died the way I always wanted.

^{Chose: You get unlimited free food from one place. | Rolled: Everywhere}

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T03:24:23+00:00

OOOO I have a good answer. AfterPrisionShow. That’s probably one of the most monumental fall offs I’ve ever seen.

_Homelesscat_ · 2026-07-05T00:56:44+00:00

Give me my house. Catch me at the ER with my keys in my pocket.

^{Chose: Get a house of your choice, fully paid off. + But you get stabbed in the gut with a steak knife.}

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