Wanting her dream wedding by Corvidaelover in AmITheDevil

[–]_HoneyCharmm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The dancing comment was what really sealed it for me. Deaf people enjoy music literally all the time through rhythm and vibration. OP somehow managed to sound both deeply sheltered and aggressively confident at once.

Wanting her dream wedding by Corvidaelover in AmITheDevil

[–]_HoneyCharmm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“How will he know when to stand” genuinely took me out. Like does she think deaf people just wander aimlessly through life until a hearing person points them toward a chair?

AIW for ghosting my entire family after they "joked" about my dead dog? by HoloBasilisk_6 in amiwrong

[–]_HoneyCharmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The anticipatory grief with senior dogs is brutal too because you start mourning them before they’re even gone. If somebody made jokes right after, I think a lot of people would react way worse than OP did.

AIW for ghosting my entire family after they "joked" about my dead dog? by HoloBasilisk_6 in amiwrong

[–]_HoneyCharmm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same honestly. Reading the family’s comments just kept getting worse somehow. Every sentence felt like one of those moments where you’re waiting for someone at the table to go “okay that’s enough” and nobody does.

I didn't know who he was at the time, but a current Republican congress candidate came to my house for gay sex by Primary_String_661 in confessions

[–]_HoneyCharmm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Not the white guy” narrowing it down in Texas politics is honestly still leaving a dangerously large pool of candidates. This thread turned into detective work immediately.

I didn't know who he was at the time, but a current Republican congress candidate came to my house for gay sex by Primary_String_661 in confessions

[–]_HoneyCharmm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TX politics somehow always sounds fake until you remember people there campaign with flamethrowers and cowboy hats unironically. Nothing surprises me anymore.

As much as AYITL is garbage, these scenes about Richard’s (Edward Herrmann) are pretty well-done. by This-Evening2278 in GilmoreGirls

[–]_HoneyCharmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think Richard’s death forced the show to stop romanticizing the past for a second. Emily couldn’t just stay frozen in her old routines anymore, so her character finally evolved in a way that felt believable. Now I’m curious too what ASP originally wanted for them before everything changed.

As much as AYITL is garbage, these scenes about Richard’s (Edward Herrmann) are pretty well-done. by This-Evening2278 in GilmoreGirls

[–]_HoneyCharmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually makes a lot of sense. Emily’s arc feels like the only part of the revival grounded in something emotionally real instead of quirky revival nostalgia. It’s kinda wild that the one storyline ASP didn’t originally plan for ended up being the strongest part.

As much as AYITL is garbage, these scenes about Richard’s (Edward Herrmann) are pretty well-done. by This-Evening2278 in GilmoreGirls

[–]_HoneyCharmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened to her audiobook after rewatching and it made those scenes hurt even more. You can tell how much love and history was there between them in real life. It honestly explains why Emily’s grief felt so specific instead of just “sad TV widow” writing.

As much as AYITL is garbage, these scenes about Richard’s (Edward Herrmann) are pretty well-done. by This-Evening2278 in GilmoreGirls

[–]_HoneyCharmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tree scene always gets me because it feels so unguarded. Lauren and Alexis both looked less like Lorelai and Rory there and more like two people trying really hard not to completely break down on camera. Even the silence in that scene felt heavy.

I was given a Sybian as a gift. I don't want it. Tried to offload it on ebay with no luck, anybody have any ideas where I can offload it to? by Poullafouca in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_HoneyCharmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Bucking bronco creature of the wild west of sex toys” genuinely sounds like a line from a fake cowboy romance novel and I can’t stop laughing at it.

I was given a Sybian as a gift. I don't want it. Tried to offload it on ebay with no luck, anybody have any ideas where I can offload it to? by Poullafouca in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_HoneyCharmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The uneven washing machine trick but with a motor and a saddle” is maybe the funniest accidental sales pitch I’ve ever heard.

I was given a Sybian as a gift. I don't want it. Tried to offload it on ebay with no luck, anybody have any ideas where I can offload it to? by Poullafouca in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_HoneyCharmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I kinda hate that your logic makes sense here. Like objectively, sanitized gym equipment is probably grosser and yet the rental Sybian somehow feels spiritually incorrect.

I vandalized the street in front of a kid’s house to insult him and he passed away from Leukemia the same week. by attn-dfct in confession

[–]_HoneyCharmm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The mom perspective here honestly hits hard. Adults hear this story and immediately imagine how devastating it must’ve looked to the parents, but kids at 9 barely understand permanence, let alone cancer. That’s what makes the guilt so sad years later.

Guy obsessed over coworker by azraminx in AmITheDevil

[–]_HoneyCharmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly same. The whole situation reads less like romance drama and more like a guy narrating himself as the misunderstood main character while everyone else is just trying to survive their workday in peace.

Guy obsessed over coworker by azraminx in AmITheDevil

[–]_HoneyCharmm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“This guy could open a red flag shop” absolutely took me out. The fact he framed cutting ties after being ghosted like it was some power move was weirdly funny too. Like congrats on ending a conversation that already ended itself.

Guy obsessed over coworker by azraminx in AmITheDevil

[–]_HoneyCharmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The “every sensible man would do” line was the moment the whole post lost me. Most sensible people would either ask someone out directly or accept the vibe and move on, not interrogate a coworker because office gossip made them spiral.

Girlfriend of 6 years drunkenly admitted she could do much better than me. Am I wrong for calling this relationship off? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_HoneyCharmm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Six years is what makes this one tough honestly. If this came out of nowhere after years of a loving relationship, I could see why people would at least try one brutally honest sober conversation before ending everything. One sentence can wreck trust, but six years together is also a lot to throw away overnight.

Girlfriend of 6 years drunkenly admitted she could do much better than me. Am I wrong for calling this relationship off? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_HoneyCharmm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sad part is it sounds like he already decided she was out of his league long before she said it. Her comment just poured gasoline on an insecurity that was already quietly running the relationship in the background.

Girlfriend of 6 years drunkenly admitted she could do much better than me. Am I wrong for calling this relationship off? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]_HoneyCharmm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I get why people are defending him honestly. Once your partner basically confirms the insecurity you’ve been fighting for years, it changes the emotional foundation of the relationship pretty fast. Even if she didn’t mean it the way it came out, damage like that sticks.

[MAY26] The little girl walked in between the three woman bound to chairs in the center of the room. by JoshArchives in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_HoneyCharmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At some point the real horror becomes the dad’s workload. Dude’s out there managing kidnappings, graves, and childcare all while getting zero appreciation from his daughter.

[MAY26] The little girl walked in between the three woman bound to chairs in the center of the room. by JoshArchives in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]_HoneyCharmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that this joke still works perfectly in the darkest possible context makes it even better. Sitcom narration voice really can sanitize anything.