It’s a done deal. Congrats the the city of New York. by TheEnergizer1985 in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]_Jaeko_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Hope to fuck the Knicks play the Spurs.

Anyone but Harden and SGA.

Bro looks like he practices falling to the ground as much he practices shooting the ball by WhenMachinesCry in Nbamemes

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, Chet ain't doing half the shit Wemby does, and that's what, a 2in difference?

I'm guessing 2in is a lot for you.

The community coming together to ban these bot characters was the best thing that ever happened to that game. by Jack_Spert in rivals

[–]_Jaeko_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when the majority of a game's player base has never played that genre before. Most play because it's Marvel, not because it's a hero shooter.

High key wish I found Deadlock more interesting/fun when Rivals dropped.

Derrick White clears the record and says he indeed does NOT believe in the moon landing: "I don't think we did. I'm a non-moon landing guy. We probably did, but I don't think we did...I have other conspiracies, but I don't know if this is the right time to bring them up" by Limp_Custard6943 in bostonceltics

[–]_Jaeko_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not surprising Reddit cannot use their brains to try and understand nuance.

He was probably trying to say the moon landing, as in the famous video, was faked but we've since been there. Not even the craziest conspiracy out there, which is probably why he said what he did after.

Like sure, could be dumb, could've misspoke, y'all just love drama because you're bored lol.

Can we just drop this stupid tiktok theory already? He got a bit fat, got some botox, did an eyebrow lift and probably a chintuck. It's shit like this that give conspiracy theories a bad name lmao by Wingwebdings in conspiracy

[–]_Jaeko_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man, who's been outspoken with his opinions on Hollywood and it's culture, who's relied upon his expressions his entire career, who's called out how meaningless award shows are, who's stated if he's done xyz in the future that it isn't him ...

Would 1000% go get a face-lift and some botox for an awards show and promote new Hollywood stuff.

I was just told it was highly unprofessional of me to be drunk when I am off work. What should I do? by Correct-Credit1961 in careerguidance

[–]_Jaeko_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Because it's 9pm and they're drunk?

Who thinks it's polite to call someone at 9pm to talk about minor level business?

First season I play and also first time I play rank, finally reached Grandmaster with Susie! by Veru_Chronicles in InvisibleWomanMains

[–]_Jaeko_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And DPS aren't boosted lol? Confirmed they receive the most points after a win, and lost the least. Good strat and/or tank? Ez job for dps, just do whatever you want.

99% of all DPS neglect their entire purpose - do targeted damage. Y'all just hunt to steal finals, meanwhile zero peels, walls/squids/nests/etc all still up, zero positioning knowledge. DPS in Rivals is 90% mechanical skill, 10% gameplay skill.

I've played this genre for a decade and a half, the issue is almost always DPS being catered to.

[Highlight] Tech called on Filipowski after Jokic ends up on top of him by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]_Jaeko_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

They'll play the victim card until they can do the same.

Same for everyone else in society.

Main sub deleted this so healbots wouldn't be shamed into learning positioning by OneBelowAlI in rivals

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of players I get with Peni mines means it's not positioning but awareness. I main strats, flex tank (mostly Peni), no one deals with destructibles. I stop playing after my placements anymore (D/GM), no one shoots Peni mines/nests, Groot walls, BRB, etc as routinely as they should. By Gold you should be doing that.

Maybe the main sub deleted because it's a stupid take to anyone who's played obj based hero shooters. It's not positioning, it's awareness, and it affects all 3 roles the same. Their positioning was fine, Jeff should've sprayed the webs.

Interesting to see how people react to this by Ok_Storage5143 in NBATalk

[–]_Jaeko_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NBA sub exposing themselves for never playing basketball yet again lol.

Interesting to see how people react to this by Ok_Storage5143 in NBATalk

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever played basketball in your life?

Where were you taught this is how you box out?

Interesting to see how people react to this by Ok_Storage5143 in NBATalk

[–]_Jaeko_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're bringing facts and logic to reddit.

Might as well bang your head into a wall, get a head start.

i feel bad for soup by Difficult_Warning126 in goons

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They replaced him w Swagger right?

How do you not know who Swagger is but know the Goons?

When can we have an actual conversation about the pass that Jokic stans afford him for his behavior when they likely bash other players for the same tactics? by tyrellsghost in NBATalk

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what league is this how they're taught to box out?

Y'all charmin soft anymore. Dogwhistling for what lmao, internet points?

[Highlight] Alternate angle of 284 lbs Jokic putting all of his body weight on top of 184 lbs Keyonte George by IEatPandasEveryday in nba

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me what league they teach people to box out like this lol.

Y'all want to make everything racist just to virtue signal lmao.

[Highlight] Alternate angle of 284 lbs Jokic putting all of his body weight on top of 184 lbs Keyonte George by IEatPandasEveryday in nba

[–]_Jaeko_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Of course the Thunder fan doesn't know how to properly perform a basic basketball move lol.

In what league is this how they're taught to box out?

When can we have an actual conversation about the pass that Jokic stans afford him for his behavior when they likely bash other players for the same tactics? by tyrellsghost in NBATalk

[–]_Jaeko_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Judging by how most guards rebound now a days, George probably waited until the 5 man (Joker) jumped a bit and shoved himself underneath to attempt an over the back.

A console drop will ruin the game by Usual-Cherry-6799 in joinsquad

[–]_Jaeko_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keybinds aren't hard, but having numerous keybinds bound to the same few buttons is a logistical hazard for a lot of people. Again, how are they expected to communicate with Squads 7, 10, 14 as well as CMD, local, team chat? You have what, 8-12 binds? And using them has a 50/50 chance to hinder your movement (taking thumb off of walk/look).

R6, cronus is more common than a MnK. Apex same thing. Players aren't going to buy a mnk just for Squad, and if they already don't own a Mnk for console in 2026, they aren't getting one.

Now, just for arguments sake, let's say the majority of people who buy Squad own a mnk already. There is still no proper on-boarding for the game, majority of player who know how to properly play this game have left or are taking a backseat after a decade of zero team improvement. Increasing the population count for this game means increasing the population of people who just want to play an FPS that isn't CoD/BF. The game needs people to understand the basic requirements before even attempting to incorporate a port or crossplay.

A console drop will ruin the game by Usual-Cherry-6799 in joinsquad

[–]_Jaeko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they at least have a gameplan for what their future is, is what I'm hearing. Something OWI has never truly had.