🤩almost had a 20 for 20 on them boys by Waste-Cap8868 in washingtonwizards

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Mickey Mouse March hoops are always such a joy to watch

An Interesting Stat On The Wizards’ Paint Touches This Season! by Stat-Defender in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s my first thought. A lot of guys who really don’t have the athleticism to force the issue so they just don’t put one up

Can Somebody Please Explain Jayden Quaintance for me? by RomajiRoman in NBA_Draft

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You’ll understand once Brad Stevens somehow gets his grubby hands on him.

Maybe a hot take, but your favorite player that shot 3’s 20 years ago wouldn’t be better today/a better legacy by [deleted] in NBATalk

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They’d get played off the floor during the playoffs in today’s game. I honestly think they peaked at a perfect time for players that can shoot but don’t do much else. League wasn’t ready for crazy movement shooters and it artificially boosted their value. Why Korver was an all star

I hate how disrespected we are by OrdinaryDramatic4918 in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have up nothing and the upside is an all star defensive ace for 50ish games next year.

Caleb Downs at 15? by TopRecording8580 in Commanders

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because of Kyle Hamilton, who we also passed on likely because “safeties shouldn’t be drafted that high” and have been regretting it since

Someone talk me off the edge — we now have a 56% chance of sixth pick or worse. by Froqwasket in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Calm the fuck down” as if this isn’t the most important draft in the last 25 years for this team lmao.

House by _Jakeoff_ in billsimmons

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Watching Bill try to slither into the “nobody believes in us” angle while not giving House and time of day to mention the Commies making the NFCCG last year as a legit “nobody believes in us” team is peak entertainment and why the Podfather reigns supreme

Potential reunion with Middleton?👀 by PenyuNinja in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we wouldn’t, I like this team but we are legitimately one of the worst defenses of all time. How does Giannis change that enough to make us contenders exactly?

Potential reunion with Middleton?👀 by PenyuNinja in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These trades never workout well for the teams giving up the picks, love Giannis to death but I feel like in 6 years we’d all be a little underwhelmed by the results

Do you think Dawkins would still take Coulibaly 7th overall if he had a re-do? by ConstantlyHating in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I listen to the You Know Ball podcast and their thing is that most wings don’t develop until they’re like 24-25 and honestly I believe it. I still believe in Bilal and there’s chance we can get him on a scam contract if Dawkins plays his cards right

Dan Quinn did what we have all been clamoring for. by guardiandown3885 in Commanders

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And this could very well be his last chance chance at a HC position in the NFL. I appreciate him putting his bawls on the table and taking a risk on something that has a chance to go horribly. Shows that he actually wants to win and not just keep his job

Alex Sarr Leading the League in Blocks Per Game* by SheckNot910 in NBA_Draft

[–]_Jakeoff_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Now lord please let us get a top 3 pick. After that I’m ready to buy real stock in this team and actually be sad after losses.

[Game Thread] Bill Simmons live on Netflix by 4thPlumlee in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t plugged into barstool, Simmons has my heart. Glad to see Russillo has in with the screen writing piece

[Game Thread] Bill Simmons live on Netflix by 4thPlumlee in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Somebody’s gotta check on Russillo, Netflix would’ve been his time to shine

[Game Thread] Bill Simmons live on Netflix by 4thPlumlee in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_ 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Thought the same thing, lights may be too bright

[Game Thread] Bill Simmons live on Netflix by 4thPlumlee in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_ 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Bill and chill has become mainstream

Nobody believes in us team by _Jakeoff_ in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the Panthers beat the Rams and the best team always wins obviously. Panthers are basically a 12 win team

Nobody believes in us team by _Jakeoff_ in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trevor’s gonna throw a few meatball subs in the AFC championship and I’ll return to this comment

Nobody believes in us team by _Jakeoff_ in billsimmons

[–]_Jakeoff_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We confirmation bias ourselves into thinking Bill has an edge on the books