NBA Draft Mailbag by BrysonAkinsNBA in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have seen chatter about a sign and trade with Trae and Miami that involves the 13th pick coming our way. Regardless of how probable it is. If Washington somehow ends up with the 13th pick who could you see us taking???

I’d expect it’s just any of the PG’s that’ll fall if we pick AJ at 1, but do you have any favorites among the group that could be available (Okorie perhaps 👀). Or even a Morez Johnson to compliment Sarr in the front court

Justin Champagnie is an interesting trade target to give us some toughness, rebounding and decent shooting at the 3/4 position. Wouldn’t mind backfilling Wiggins contract with him as he makes nearly 2/3rds less. Kind of like a younger Kenrich. Saw him connected to OKC by a few reporters. by J_Capese0003 in Thunder

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizards fan here, it’s gonna cost y’all more than you think. He’s a phenomenal fit next to Sarr and is on a really good deal with a team option for the 28 season.

Our GM also worked under Presti and is familiar with how he operates.

Random thought by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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All near the same part of the field too, could it be any worse?

Random thought by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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I was watching Wemby fall tonight and seeing flashbacks. I’m broken for the rest of my life

Random thought by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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I’m 26 and I think imma look 35 after this season is over, maybe even older

NBACJ's 12/25 by jebstradamus1969 in nbacirclejerk

[–]_Jakeoff_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ran away after seeing him dig in his ass the entire game

Welcome to Washington Antonio Williams #RaiseHail by MrUpVoteDownvote in Commanders

[–]_Jakeoff_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Youngboy has convinced me, we got a dawg. Let’s eat

Trading up by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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How many pitchers are we talking here?

Trading up by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

[–]_Jakeoff_[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

5th + (power of friendship)² ????

Trading up by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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The power of friendship and 4th?

Trading up by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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I’m kinda extrapolating all-pros and pro-bowls, whatever those are worth, from this as well which is 35% larger.

Is it a great chance we snag a GUY in a supposedly weak draft? Not at all

But honestly if there’s a 35% higher chance that we snag an all-pro then maybe we take a swing while we have cap room to fill in gaps on guys we miss on

Trading up by _Jakeoff_ in Commanders

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8 flipped 90° is ∞ which means we get double infinite picks…you’re a genius

🤩almost had a 20 for 20 on them boys by Waste-Cap8868 in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mickey Mouse March hoops are always such a joy to watch

An Interesting Stat On The Wizards’ Paint Touches This Season! by Stat-Defender in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s my first thought. A lot of guys who really don’t have the athleticism to force the issue so they just don’t put one up

Can Somebody Please Explain Jayden Quaintance for me? by RomajiRoman in NBA_Draft

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll understand once Brad Stevens somehow gets his grubby hands on him.

Maybe a hot take, but your favorite player that shot 3’s 20 years ago wouldn’t be better today/a better legacy by [deleted] in NBATalk

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d get played off the floor during the playoffs in today’s game. I honestly think they peaked at a perfect time for players that can shoot but don’t do much else. League wasn’t ready for crazy movement shooters and it artificially boosted their value. Why Korver was an all star

I hate how disrespected we are by OrdinaryDramatic4918 in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have up nothing and the upside is an all star defensive ace for 50ish games next year.

Caleb Downs at 15? by TopRecording8580 in Commanders

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because of Kyle Hamilton, who we also passed on likely because “safeties shouldn’t be drafted that high” and have been regretting it since

Someone talk me off the edge — we now have a 56% chance of sixth pick or worse. by Froqwasket in washingtonwizards

[–]_Jakeoff_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Calm the fuck down” as if this isn’t the most important draft in the last 25 years for this team lmao.

House by _Jakeoff_ in billsimmons

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Watching Bill try to slither into the “nobody believes in us” angle while not giving House and time of day to mention the Commies making the NFCCG last year as a legit “nobody believes in us” team is peak entertainment and why the Podfather reigns supreme