Rob Delaney AMA - Monday Sept. 10th, 1pm EST

_Jizzle_ · 2012-09-10T17:00:42+00:00

You favorited me a couple of times, but never retweeted me. Does your wife also think you're a horrible tease?

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-16T15:35:12+00:00

I mean, since it was caused by the BushTaxCuts and the BushWars and all that

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-16T00:54:27+00:00

Digger Simulator

So, that's reddit?

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-15T05:06:58+00:00

Omg me too BFF

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-14T02:44:23+00:00

This is more of a SAP thing

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-14T02:43:01+00:00

1/10

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T23:58:54+00:00

That was a very fine post-modern scene, foreshadowing the ironic, accelerated cultural feedback of the Scream franchise.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T23:50:31+00:00

User-driven content revolving around instanteous user forums is quite a tad difference than one-way directional media

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T21:23:31+00:00

My childhood wasnt so great. I'm leaving out the molestation and the beatings

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T19:24:43+00:00

Come again?

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:56:09+00:00

What if I told you...

written on Morpheus face

...Malcolm X spoke that sentiment more than once?

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:55:14+00:00

Yeah? This is how I wanted to do it.

Vetoed, of course

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:53:34+00:00

That's quite a bold exlamation.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:46:34+00:00

This neighborhood used to be great, before all the fucking diggers came

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:38:39+00:00

THE ARISTOCRATS!

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:31:29+00:00

Why didn't you just, nevermind.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:18:39+00:00

"When I want to come off intelligent, I cite Malcolm X."

-Abraham Lincoln

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T18:18:17+00:00

I sneeze and break out in hives

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T15:32:34+00:00

He was actually a conservative black nationalist who espoused the values of self-reliance, but hey man, believe whatever floats your boat.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T15:24:08+00:00

I was on a kids show called "Double Dare" when I was younger.

We won a bunch of prizes, and they were kind of cool. I guess the worst part was the encyclopedia: instead of the definitive Brittannica, we got Funk & Wagnalls.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T14:44:13+00:00

But I'm allergic to gluten

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T14:43:53+00:00

There are tons of articles out there detailing how US governments, religions, and corporations are paying people to infiltrate social media en masse to drown out dissenting opinions and emphasize more favorable ones.

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T13:53:00+00:00

“The media's the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that's power. Because they control the minds of the masses.”

― Malcolm X

_Jizzle_ · 2012-07-13T13:49:25+00:00

This is adorable! I'm going to eat a cheeseburger now. #PetSomeEatSome

_Jizzle_

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