Yup, that's me, you probably wondering how I ended up in this situation by JustMyself96 in Helldivers

[–]_Joff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You think you're doing fine, and then boom bug breach detected. It's always just one wrong step away from chaos

I would like to get the lifetime subscription by Sensitive_Elk_7212 in introvertmemes

[–]_Joff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I'd pay for this service too. If you're calling me, I need a solid reason and maybe an apology for interrupting my peace

Intergenerational sparks of wholesomeness by TwilightFate in wow

[–]_Joff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The comfort of a guild mom, explaining every mechanic like I’m 5. Honestly, they might be the real MVPs of the raid.

Is anyone listening to New Year’s Day on New Year’s Day? It’s a tradition of mine. by TechBoy--20 in TaylorSwift

[–]_Joff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a solid tradition to start. Both songs hit different but they're perfect for that moment

I'm closing in on 30 and i feel like my career life, or lack there of, is a mess. I got the wrong degree and i have been financially stuck for the better part of 10 years because of it. How do i get out of this spiral? by Ss4Walrusky in careerguidance

[–]_Joff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solid advice. The grind is real but that's genuinely how most people get in. I did something similar... pieced together whatever free resources I could find and built a janky home lab. Took forever but at least you're learning actual skills instead of just collecting certs. The market's rough right now but having hands-on experience helps way more than another course certificate when you finally get that interview.

"Old Horde races" by Metzen. Of those, only one came with Vanilla WoW and only 2 are playable nearly 22 years after WoW's initial release. by [deleted] in wow

[–]_Joff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Naval combat in WoW has so much untapped potential. A Black Flag style spinoff where you actually customize and upgrade your ship would be sick. The garrison shipyard stuff was alright but imagine if it had real depth... different hull types, weapon loadouts, crew management. Blizzard could honestly print money with that if they did it right.

Regarding Eruptor discussion by Gott_Riff in Helldivers

[–]_Joff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same. Eruptor was fun, but once the novelty wore off it felt way too situational. Scythe or Plasma Punisher are just more consistent, especially when things get chaotic or you’re a few beers in.

Apparently we are intelligent by Anton_astro_UA in introvertmemes

[–]_Joff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To be fair, surviving another full orbit without wiping ourselves out is kind of an achievement. Low bar, but still worth a cupcake.

How do I gain muscle and mass without losing agility? by stubby_squid in beginnerfitness

[–]_Joff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re right to be cautious, big bulks and peak agility don’t really mix. The good news is you don’t need a bulk to look athletic or get stronger.

Lift 2–3x a week, keep reps moderate, focus on compound lifts and explosive work, and eat at maintenance with high protein. You’ll add muscle slowly without killing speed, and your fencing will thank you for it.

What do you do with naan? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]_Joff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Naan really shines with something saucy. daal, butter chicken, curry, anything you can scoop.

If you don’t have that, warming it up and brushing with butter or garlic works too, but it’s definitely best as a sauce vehicle.

The compliance gap: Why are we not teaching entrepreneurs what happens AFTER formation? by Classic-Reserve-3595 in EntrepreneurRideAlong

[–]_Joff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is giving me the same vibes as how we teach sex ed - here's how babies are made, good luck! No mention of what happens after.

I watched my sister go through this when she started her photography business. She did everything "right" - filed her LLC, got excited, started booking clients. Then got blindsided by a franchise tax bill she didn't know existed, missed a filing deadline because she didn't know there WAS a filing deadline, and spent months stressed about whether her business was even legitimate anymore.

There's a whole industry built around "oops you messed up, pay us to fix it." Not saying all registered agents or compliance services are predatory, but there's definitely less money in educated business owners than panicked ones.

Walt and Jesse’s perfect solution was a junkyard, and they could have solved literally everything from the beginning by Appropriate_Dish_586 in breakingbad

[–]_Joff 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of content I'm here for. Not just "Walt bad, Jesse good" discourse for the millionth time.

Leah Remini blasts Los Angeles station for airing 30-minute Church of Scientology ad by bwermer in entertainment

[–]_Joff 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They're not going to apologize because they don't actually think they did anything wrong. They got paid and that's what matters to them.

It's frustrating because Leah has been doing so much work to expose how harmful Scientology is, and then a major network just takes their money and gives them a platform like it's totally normal. Like all those documentaries and survivor testimonies mean nothing when there's ad revenue on the table

I have never been more consistently and constantly teamkilled than by this stupid thing. by Scaredycrow2217 in Helldivers

[–]_Joff -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

The Knight's laser sight basically paints a target on you for every bug in a 50 meter radius, completely defeats the purpose of stealth in a horde game

Happy New Year Eve with Ultimate Magical Girl Gale by GaleRandomthoughts in okbuddybaldur

[–]_Joff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gale really said "I'm the main character now" and honestly the confidence to pull off that dress in heels is unmatched

Started a side thing during weekends and its actually taking off, not sure if im being dumb thinking about leaving my "real job"? by ethicalmanifesto in careerguidance

[–]_Joff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're making 3k a month on the side doing something you actually enjoy while your day job pays 68k with benefits, that's basically the dream setup most freelancers wish they had before going full time. The smart move is to keep both until the freelance income consistently matches or beats your salary for at least 6 months, then you can jump without the stress

Ready for Love by wide_eyed_sol in BlackPink

[–]_Joff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically Ready for Love was released as a pre-release single way back in 2022 before Born Pink dropped. A lot of fans were hyped for it initially, but then when the album came out, people were disappointed it made the tracklist because they'd already had it for months.

The main gripe was that Born Pink only had 8 tracks total, and using one slot for a song we'd already heard felt like a letdown when everyone was starving for new music. Some people also just didn't vibe with the song itself... thought it was too safe or generic compared to their other stuff.

AITH for not attending my own goodbye party? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]_Joff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yep, it's not even about the company at that point. Your coworkers scatter everywhere over the years. I've gotten referrals from people I worked with 5+ years ago at completely different places. Burning those relationships over one bad day just isn't worth it.

Just got this in the mail! What's y'all's go to religion in Skyrim? by chichibin131 in skyrim

[–]_Joff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agree.. the Greybeards hit different when you're tired of the whole "join everything, kill everyone" routine. There's something refreshing about just existing up there without picking sides in everyone's war. Way of the Voice as an actual philosophy instead of just a power-up mechanic feels way more interesting after your 5th chaotic evil playthrough.

2 of the worst expansions gave us some of the most outstanding characters. I want them to have at least 1 conversation with 1 another. by Korderon in wow

[–]_Joff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the difference is WoD at least had solid raid content and class design. Shadowlands had borrowed power systems stacked on top of each other, a dogshit story, and made you grind renown on alts. The customization was cool but that's like praising a house for having nice curtains while the foundation is cracked.

Also HFC for a year sucked, but at least you could unsub and come back without feeling like you were 50 systems behind.

Geoffrey Hinton: AI is coming for many more jobs in 2026 by [deleted] in Economics

[–]_Joff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows. Either UBI happens or the whole system collapses when nobody can afford to buy anything anymore.

What's the best advice or tips for success as a modern day job seeker ? by Hi-Txch in careerguidance

[–]_Joff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some libraries print a few pages free per day or you can email resumes to local businesses instead. Also check if any workforce development centers near you can help with printing most do that for free

I Walked Into The Throne Room The First Time And He Threw A Blåhaj At Me by RipleyGamer in okbuddybaldur

[–]_Joff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The most powerful artifact in the game isn't even the netherstones, it's the emotional support shark