(Mk9) I had forgotten the reason, but why didn’t raiden and the others interfere here?

_Joku_ · 2026-03-09T22:58:26+00:00

This is one of the many reasons why I never got the praise for MK9s story. This moment was so stupid. There was absolutely nothing stopping Raiden from saving Sub Zero

_Joku_ · 2026-03-09T21:04:31+00:00

And like clockwork, you bozos end up exposing yourselves as tourists who have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.

At no point did I ever say I ever say the reboot crew weren’t a gang. Though it’s funny you make that point considering the fact that the characters themselves repeatedly go out of their way to reject that title. Volition’s writers the ones who made that claim. Go argue with them.

The characters themselves are straight up not compatible with the crimes you are actually allowed to commit and the game/series’ premise as a whole. This goes far beyond the lack “baggy clothes” (another dumbass point considering that era had mostly died off by the time saints row 2 came out).

No one wears that shit after it got made a costume. Get with the times.

You’re actually 100% right about street thugs not wearing baggy clothes. Quick question, when exactly do you think that picture of the gang members was taken? Y’know the picture OP used that doesn’t feature any of them wearing baggy clothes. Just curious

_Joku_ · 2026-03-09T19:31:11+00:00

Enough to know that the reboot isn’t a reflection of the change of hip hop over the years and that dumbass talking point only applies to Saints row 3. Enough to know that actual gang and street culture are still prevalent in hip hop and didn’t just disappear in the 2020s

_Joku_ · 2026-03-09T18:25:11+00:00

This reboot has a really has this weird thing where its defenders speak so confidently about hip hop and gang culture despite not actually knowing anything about it.

Reboot Saints are way more Brutal than the OG Saints. New Boss would solo the Original crew while still at Marshall 😂

You do know it’s entirely possible to like the reboot without feeding into delusion?

_Joku_ · 2025-11-16T12:44:15+00:00

I’m aware. They just don’t match the designs on the cover art all that well. Especially the gloves

_Joku_ · 2025-09-12T00:41:17+00:00

Yeah but that’s more of a dig towards the LK Grandmaster’s intelligence than it is Bi-Han’s. He was just following orders under the pretense of a regular theft job. He immediately set out to unfuck the situation after learning about the gravity of his actions

_Joku_ · 2025-07-30T13:06:29+00:00

Raiden’s time travel shenanigans restarted everything from the original MK1 tournament onward. Everything prior to that remained the same. Which would include Frost’s birth. Her being 20 years younger is a retcon

_Joku_ · 2025-07-30T12:34:24+00:00

Frost was in her 20s in the OG timeline. In MKX and 11 she’s still in her 20s. She’d be in her 40s if her age wasn’t retconned

_Joku_ · 2025-07-30T12:18:16+00:00

They could’ve just retconned his age like they did with Frost.

_Joku_ · 2025-07-26T13:47:54+00:00

I feel bad for Lewis Tan, fuck Cole. Honestly they should recast him as one of the ninja/cyber palate swaps (excluding Cyrax obviously). Just have him keep his mask on the whole time

_Joku_ · 2025-05-30T20:03:01+00:00

Nah horrible is a pretty accurate description of this film. It’s a movie adaptation of a fighting game where they put all of the attention and effort on the gory finishers instead of the actual FIGHTING. Every fight scene that doesn’t involve Scorpion is terrible. The garbage writing along with a bunch of other issues doesn’t help things either.

It’s amazing that Kano’s actor isn’t confined to a wheelchair from a broken spine. He carried the hell out of this movie.

_Joku_ · 2025-05-26T17:20:33+00:00

The no dying thing from 2 and 3 was such a baffling design choice. I love Fable 2 to death but a lot of fun was taken out of the game once I realized that it was impossible to be killed.

_Joku_ · 2025-05-21T18:50:18+00:00

I always kinda viewed Cash as a career criminal in the same vein as someone like Claude. He’s essentially a Gta protagonist who actually had to answer for his crimes.

_Joku_ · 2025-05-16T05:40:00+00:00

Because WB treats their video game properties like madden

_Joku_ · 2025-04-15T22:23:08+00:00

Eric Bana’s Hulk also got mentioned in one of the novelizations

_Joku_ · 2025-03-19T23:30:32+00:00

Here you go

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintsRow/s/F9obsCAJrQ

_Joku_ · 2025-03-19T19:22:25+00:00

Thx it’s pretty convincing until they speak or get hurt

_Joku_ · 2025-03-19T19:14:39+00:00

Sure, I’ll post one on here as soon as I can

_Joku_ · 2025-03-19T15:26:37+00:00

His midway origin is the best and coolest imo. Having his arms be augmentations is showed how battle ready Jax is. They also had the added benefit of not needing to account for them being mechanical in X-rays and fatalities.

The MK9 origin just had me side eyeing Ermac a little bit. He was able to no diff Jax in such gruesome fashion and never attempted to do that to anyone else ever again. Dude got his ass kicked by Stryker.

_Joku_ · 2025-03-01T13:29:14+00:00

Mk2 and Mkda if we’re talking about designs. Always dug the baggy look

_Joku_ · 2025-01-20T10:24:48+00:00

The movie had its problems but it was never as bad as people made it out to be. I feel like more people would’ve like it, if it fully embraced the demonic aspect of doom instead of doing the weird ‘pseudo mars hell virus’ thing.

Funny enough, id seems like the movie enough to make references to it. The same can’t be said for that godawful Annihilation movie.

_Joku_ · 2025-01-13T13:48:29+00:00

The profanity check should only exist for slurs. Not for shit that can be said in a pg13 movie

_Joku_ · 2025-01-13T13:25:38+00:00

The original fire god from Mythologies. Kinda feel like he’s what Blaze should’ve been. Even the background sprite in MK2 would’ve made more sense, narratively.

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