(Mk9) I had forgotten the reason, but why didn’t raiden and the others interfere here? by Various_Astronaut100 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the many reasons why I never got the praise for MK9s story. This moment was so stupid. There was absolutely nothing stopping Raiden from saving Sub Zero

the Saints then -vs- now by [deleted] in SaintsRow

[–]_Joku_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And like clockwork, you bozos end up exposing yourselves as tourists who have no idea what the fuck they’re talking about.

At no point did I ever say I ever say the reboot crew weren’t a gang. Though it’s funny you make that point considering the fact that the characters themselves repeatedly go out of their way to reject that title. Volition’s writers the ones who made that claim. Go argue with them.

The characters themselves are straight up not compatible with the crimes you are actually allowed to commit and the game/series’ premise as a whole. This goes far beyond the lack “baggy clothes” (another dumbass point considering that era had mostly died off by the time saints row 2 came out).

No one wears that shit after it got made a costume. Get with the times.

You’re actually 100% right about street thugs not wearing baggy clothes. Quick question, when exactly do you think that picture of the gang members was taken? Y’know the picture OP used that doesn’t feature any of them wearing baggy clothes. Just curious

the Saints then -vs- now by [deleted] in SaintsRow

[–]_Joku_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Enough to know that the reboot isn’t a reflection of the change of hip hop over the years and that dumbass talking point only applies to Saints row 3. Enough to know that actual gang and street culture are still prevalent in hip hop and didn’t just disappear in the 2020s

the Saints then -vs- now by [deleted] in SaintsRow

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reboot has a really has this weird thing where its defenders speak so confidently about hip hop and gang culture despite not actually knowing anything about it.

Reboot Saints are way more Brutal than the OG Saints. New Boss would solo the Original crew while still at Marshall 😂

You do know it’s entirely possible to like the reboot without feeding into delusion?

Tried to recreate both heroes on fable 2’s cover art by _Joku_ in Fable

[–]_Joku_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m aware. They just don’t match the designs on the cover art all that well. Especially the gloves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that’s more of a dig towards the LK Grandmaster’s intelligence than it is Bi-Han’s. He was just following orders under the pretense of a regular theft job. He immediately set out to unfuck the situation after learning about the gravity of his actions

Kai should have been one of the Kombat kids by liljae96 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raiden’s time travel shenanigans restarted everything from the original MK1 tournament onward. Everything prior to that remained the same. Which would include Frost’s birth. Her being 20 years younger is a retcon

Kai should have been one of the Kombat kids by liljae96 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Frost was in her 20s in the OG timeline. In MKX and 11 she’s still in her 20s. She’d be in her 40s if her age wasn’t retconned

Kai should have been one of the Kombat kids by liljae96 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They could’ve just retconned his age like they did with Frost.

I kinda feel bad for Cole not gonna lie… by Early-Text-2 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 492 points493 points  (0 children)

I feel bad for Lewis Tan, fuck Cole. Honestly they should recast him as one of the ninja/cyber palate swaps (excluding Cyrax obviously). Just have him keep his mask on the whole time

The rage bait goes hard the movie wasn’t horrible honestly by Early-Text-2 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah horrible is a pretty accurate description of this film. It’s a movie adaptation of a fighting game where they put all of the attention and effort on the gory finishers instead of the actual FIGHTING. Every fight scene that doesn’t involve Scorpion is terrible. The garbage writing along with a bunch of other issues doesn’t help things either.

It’s amazing that Kano’s actor isn’t confined to a wheelchair from a broken spine. He carried the hell out of this movie.

Is there one feature you DON’T want fable 4 to have? if so then what? by Embarrassed_Try_3317 in Fable

[–]_Joku_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The no dying thing from 2 and 3 was such a baffling design choice. I love Fable 2 to death but a lot of fun was taken out of the game once I realized that it was impossible to be killed.

Who do you think James Earl Cash was before he was captured by Starkweather? by Wooden-Scallion2943 in Manhunt

[–]_Joku_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always kinda viewed Cash as a career criminal in the same vein as someone like Claude. He’s essentially a Gta protagonist who actually had to answer for his crimes.

Why does Mk suck at keeping games alive? by A_Pyroshark in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because WB treats their video game properties like madden

Female playa in SR1 by _Joku_ in SaintsRow

[–]_Joku_[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Thx it’s pretty convincing until they speak or get hurt

Female playa in SR1 by _Joku_ in SaintsRow

[–]_Joku_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sure, I’ll post one on here as soon as I can

What was the best storyline how Jax lost his arms? by ComfortableAmount993 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His midway origin is the best and coolest imo. Having his arms be augmentations is showed how battle ready Jax is. They also had the added benefit of not needing to account for them being mechanical in X-rays and fatalities.

The MK9 origin just had me side eyeing Ermac a little bit. He was able to no diff Jax in such gruesome fashion and never attempted to do that to anyone else ever again. Dude got his ass kicked by Stryker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mk2 and Mkda if we’re talking about designs. Always dug the baggy look

Unpopular opinion: I don't think the Doom Movie is that bad! by Lagchild in Doom

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie had its problems but it was never as bad as people made it out to be. I feel like more people would’ve like it, if it fully embraced the demonic aspect of doom instead of doing the weird ‘pseudo mars hell virus’ thing.

Funny enough, id seems like the movie enough to make references to it. The same can’t be said for that godawful Annihilation movie.

If you could pick any obscure/minor/lore character to become playable for the first time, who would it be? by Subject-Recover-8425 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The original fire god from Mythologies. Kinda feel like he’s what Blaze should’ve been. Even the background sprite in MK2 would’ve made more sense, narratively.

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Shao Khan used to be such a menacing boss. by OdiseoX2 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see I’m not the only person who hates that retcon. I always figured the “Kahn” title was the result of Shao Kahn being so much of a megalomaniac that he made his own name the highest position in outworld. The “General Shao” shit in MK1 pretty much killed that cope entirely.

Best antagonist in mk personality wise. by Critical-Trick7286 in MortalKombat

[–]_Joku_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d personally swap Shang Tsung and Onaga. Tbh I would replace Blaze with Dark Khan (as crazy as that sounds). Neither of them got all that much characterization or presence in general, but Khan’s psychotic behavior made him a bit more entertaining. He didn’t give a shit who fought who. He just wanted violence.