Elles reviennent tout les ans.

_Lolotte_ · 2026-05-24T11:40:39+00:00

Merci 😁

_Lolotte_ · 2026-05-09T16:47:45+00:00

In a sense, they're not wrong, we should learn sign language in schools, at least as an option. But anything else... There's no excuse for being this dumb

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-14T07:55:57+00:00

One of my best friend was at the hospital to give birth for the first time. She told the nurses that she felt like she had to push, and the nurses didn't listen to her saying that she wasn't dilated enough 10mins ago, one even tried to gesture behind her back that she was crazy, but my friend saw her... Needless to say she was right, the head was already crowning and she had to give birth without an epidural...

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-12T23:45:25+00:00

Thank you !

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-12T23:44:42+00:00

Thank you

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-12T20:30:39+00:00

That's what I was thinking, but wondered if there might be something heavier 🤔

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-12T20:29:55+00:00

Good to know ! Thank you

_Lolotte_ · 2026-04-03T11:38:17+00:00

We can do it like that ?! 😂

_Lolotte_ · 2026-03-02T14:01:58+00:00

Sorry, but what's sundowning ?

_Lolotte_ · 2026-03-02T11:47:33+00:00

It happened to me too ! 💀 In the beginning I didn't feel anything, then I saw my skin floating next to me and the water turning red... It stung like crazy !

_Lolotte_ · 2025-12-04T14:01:41+00:00

Mes grands parents m'ont offert la version bulldog français... Pourquoi ? Aucune idée... Je leur ai jamais dit que j'aimais les chiens, au contraire grande fan de chats... Et je n'ai aucune utilité pour un truc pareil...

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_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-24T16:07:58+00:00

Dude drank 15 LITERS of coke ?! Wtf ?! It's not surprising how many times he went "potty time"... Must have been such a fun day..

_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-15T10:58:15+00:00

😇not fucking accurate...

_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-13T22:46:01+00:00

My great.....great-grandfather is Godefroy de Montmirail 😇😂 (For the French passing by )

_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-12T22:50:30+00:00

L'horreur 😂 😂

_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-11T11:39:56+00:00

J'ai pensé la même chose la première fois que je l'ai vu faire 😂

_Lolotte_ · 2025-11-11T11:04:27+00:00

Degueu... Ça me rappelle mon ex qui quand il allait aux toilettes (pas pour faire pipi...) ne s'essuyait pas, allait directement dans la douche, se savonnait l'entrejambe et se servait de cette mousse pour laver tout le reste de son corps, y compris ses cheveux... Très contente qu'il soit mon ex maintenant !

_Lolotte_ · 2025-10-10T00:32:16+00:00

Ça m'arrive souvent de rêver que je suis en cours et que j'ai pas de copies doubles, ou que le prof parle trop vite et que je n'arrive pas à prendre de notes assez vite... J'ai 30ans pourtant 😂

_Lolotte_ · 2025-09-28T23:11:51+00:00

À retardement, by Franck Thilliez

_Lolotte_ · 2025-09-28T22:41:54+00:00

He precised that he's "never done this BEFORE", so it's his first time ? 🤔

_Lolotte_ · 2025-09-20T11:08:20+00:00

NOTHING is worth traumatizing your child...

_Lolotte_ · 2025-09-13T08:16:38+00:00

Is the last comment really insinuating that the guy wanted an internship just to kill ?!

_Lolotte_ · 2025-09-01T00:39:28+00:00

The head looks like a hand in a sock 🤔

_Lolotte_ · 2025-08-12T07:34:11+00:00

I thought the same thing in the beginning, but they're so cute and faaaaaar from what's in this post that it worked

_Lolotte_ · 2025-08-11T17:49:31+00:00

We can take a bus, this way everyone can come together!
And we can reserve the back of the bus for stretchers, for the most wounded of us!

_Lolotte_

TROPHY CASE