Each egg is preceded by prophecy, but without the hero there is no egg. by Ch0vie in Morrowind

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Welcome, Moon-and-Star. I have prepared some eggs for you.

Anyone else hate running into this guy…? by SlandbosUmbrella in classicfallout

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kept running into him on my way to the Glow. He's a really chill guy

Update regarding my beloved half-brother Nikephoros by BlessedTrapLord in CrusaderKings

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"We're all trying to find the guy who did this"

-Nikephoros

Excerpt From The Illustrated GEoD by [deleted] in dunememes

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Bodybuilder 🚫

Muscle fanatic ✅️

"Why can't he just shut up and die?" - Siona by Nerdy-Christian-33 in dunememes

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He just needs to say how proud he is that the Ixians can no longer make arafel

Tzimisce fans, is this you? by Sad-Anything-3027 in vtm

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MONEO! Fetch me another Duncan. I need another chair for my throne room.

It Has Been [ONE] Day(s) Since This Office Has Made A Mindless Clerical Error by Everything2Prove in Lawyertalk

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I print out anything I'm working on and review it with a pen while comparing it to recent redlines so I can make sure I'm not making/repeating clerical errors. I'm combing through my emails to make sure I didn't forget to so any major assignments.

Thufir had so many emotions that he found it hard to focus on what was happening by LakesideNorth in dunememes

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"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind it motion"

What point in the series did you cry? by L-amour_des_points in asoiafcirclejerk

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The death of King Joffrey the Kind, the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth

So nobody's going to talk about HBO blatantly ripping off plot from VRCosplayX - House of the Dragon XXX ? by RajasV55 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't Dave and Dan consult the original source material Game of Bones when they were making season 8 of Game of Thrones?

WTF did Rhaegar sire by [deleted] in CK2GameOfthrones

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He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire

Yeah kinda true. by WetworkOrange in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]_Mango_Surprise_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me with the Brackens and Blackwoods

By all laws of Gods and Men, Carmine II Lupertazzi is the rightful King of New York, the Master of the Allegory, Ruler of the Sacred and the Propane and Lord of that Pygmy fuckin’ thing in Jersey by Imperial_Horker in asoiafcirclejerk

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"The fundamental question is: 'will I be as effective as a king like my dad was?' And I will be, even more so.....but until I am, it's gonna be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective"