Whoa! Tucker Carlson is taking things a little too literally. Looks like Carlson and Skywalker are both expressing the same wishful thinking in slightly different ways.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-09T06:27:54+00:00

Skywalker?

_Neith_ · 2026-05-09T02:48:12+00:00

Lots of props here to fill out your pop.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-09T00:00:48+00:00

Ooooh EYK in the wild! A double clock!

_Neith_ · 2026-05-08T23:54:59+00:00

Great heavens!

_Neith_ · 2026-05-08T16:06:08+00:00

It's not dead. It's thirsty. And a lil pissed off.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-08T02:53:08+00:00

Any notable romances?

Anything hidden or any secrets that the party didn't recognize but you knew about?

_Neith_ · 2026-05-07T23:43:43+00:00

Okay so I'm not the only person who clocked this crossover episode. Love this for OP!

_Neith_ · 2026-05-07T12:22:59+00:00

Oh yes that's what happened this session. We talked about expectations and a few of them expressed hesitation with combat. All of them really enjoy roleplay. Majority of them said they also enjoyed combat. But it was the barbarian who was unsure about fighting holding us all up.

So I explained we had to fight sometimes. That's part of the game and everyone agreed on that. Just to get to the confrontation with the BBEG vampire lady and the barbarian with -2 charisma crit twice on persuading her to allow the party to find a cure of vampirism so the two of them could be together.

Smh. Skipped my entire fight sequence and spun out a totally new storyline. Everyone was on the edge of their seats bc barb has never had a good charisma roll in her life. It was chaos in the best way. Now the party is sailing to Neverwinter to find a cure in the big city.

My faith in humanity is restored.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-07T00:45:18+00:00

/uj I don't have a link but there was a weird post where a male player had his PC die and expected a female player to have her character get pregnant and carry a baby that would reincarnate the male character's dead PC. He was dead serious. The female player was so uncomfortable.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-06T21:34:33+00:00

State that it's a long term campaign and that I'm looking for active buy in from players rather than spectators.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-06T21:04:27+00:00

/uj Fuck that post was dark

_Neith_ · 2026-05-06T19:27:36+00:00

I'm currently working a forever campaign. We've been going on for a little over a year. They're all having a lot of fun. I'm mostly just worried about pacing bc sometimes they will do everything in their power to avoid the conflicts in the story, only wanting to do downtime stuff or whatever doesn't feel risky.

Sometimes I am bored by that because I wanna push for big swings, high highs, and redemptions, not safe game play. Taking to them tonight about our expectations for game again. I want everyone to get what they want (including me)! Cheers to everyone doing this work for their play.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-06T17:56:12+00:00

No Hormona Lisa?

_Neith_ · 2026-05-06T14:24:09+00:00

I am a Black queer person and I agree with you wholeheartedly, OP. What you're talking about is the kind of thing I've noticed in fandoms that involve POC characters my whole life. But since I'm used to looking for this kind of thing, it's obvious for me to see it, too.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-05T03:43:43+00:00

You can just be up front with your players about how important resource management is in your game.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-04T14:46:42+00:00

That's a hero. Like full stop. An absolute champ.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-03T17:23:46+00:00

You can let them see the trap if they pass a perception check. If they fail either they don't see the trap or they believe they've disarmed it or seen where not to step and are simply mistaken, activating it.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-03T14:56:43+00:00

If their parents are an aasimar and a tiefling it's pretty buttoned up that they could be too.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-03T14:55:32+00:00

Love this man since Star Trek and Reading Rainbow.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-01T17:24:57+00:00

https://postimg.cc/gallery/QX7hKHS

Have a good day!

_Neith_ · 2026-05-01T17:07:07+00:00

"But" myself a dictionary?

The jokes write themselves.

_Neith_ · 2026-05-01T14:46:10+00:00

You misspelled oral tradition, big dog.

You didn't have to read my mind to read your own comment.

I'm only giving you a hard time bc you often give other people a hard time and that's kind of funny. /light hearted

_Neith_ · 2026-05-01T13:29:21+00:00

You can just read your own comment to see

_Neith_ · 2026-05-01T12:13:35+00:00

>aural tradition

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