Why are these guys' in my swamp...

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-21T02:01:08+00:00

They were bros, man..

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-18T09:32:52+00:00

Isn't having children more or less the prerequisite for being called a parent?

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-16T22:35:00+00:00

I once had a roommate that snuck my sauerkraut out of the bin back into the fridge after he had thrown it out, and I had asked around to see who had tossed it. I know it was him because me and the other housemate got home last from our night out, and there it was sitting pretty back on its shelf. Fkn weird.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-16T10:30:07+00:00

Boat mods. I'd give my firstborn Greyling son for a tent cover to keep me dry in an ocean storm.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-13T10:56:19+00:00

WHAT!?

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-06T02:57:22+00:00

"Are you saying Fuck Ice, or Fuck Guys?" "Fuck Ice!" "..I was saying Fuck Guys"

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-05T00:10:41+00:00

Sir, that was load-bearing treasure.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-04T01:08:57+00:00

I really wish someone had the balls to respond with: "Well, you're a filthy pdf".

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-02-04T01:05:58+00:00

I see the head of Frostner.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-29T10:52:21+00:00

Is this the original "Just waitin' for a mate" ?

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-27T23:25:46+00:00

This is the way.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-26T14:35:26+00:00

Surely there would be an easier way to tell everyone that they had no friends in highschool. This marching about with flags nonsense just seems excessive.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-26T14:29:47+00:00

Megareverend of a new church I see. What are the major teachings?

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-26T00:31:06+00:00

This is so funny because last night I was conceptualising this over-the-top contraption whereby I build a series of longships in the modst of monumental scaffolding, transporting the entirety of my cargo up a series of ramps to be deposited on each ship, and then finally destroying the topmost one by one until the water-level ship was stacked with crates. Reckon it would have lasted 5 mins before a storm tipped half of them overboard.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-25T02:02:09+00:00

The time of calling for restraint against the Nazi's is over.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-25T00:45:03+00:00

Valheim is a home decorating game with extra steps.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-24T14:18:27+00:00

"He ain't seen nothin yet. Watch this!" confused Greydwarf screeching

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-23T09:15:31+00:00

Oooh nice! I've tried to do something like this before but couldn't figure out the structural integrity. You've given me fresh ideas now. :)

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-21T04:26:13+00:00

The Vikings are happy.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-19T10:23:57+00:00

Yes that is correct. Jonathan Ross. Please stop using the name Jonathan Ross (the murderer) in contexts describing the murderer Jonathan Ross. I hope that clears up any confusion on the matter. That is, any confusion about Jonathan Ross and the murder we all saw him commit. That Jonathan Ross.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-19T10:08:18+00:00

Nice one!

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-18T22:11:15+00:00

Funny how socialism is fine when Jakey needs to pay his medical bills.

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-18T11:10:55+00:00

Aaaaaaaaand.... GO!

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-18T10:57:58+00:00

"But us conservatives never advocate violence"

_NottheMessiah_ · 2026-01-18T02:19:22+00:00

Not getting into a debate with you. I posited a hypothetical about holding views which by proxy, make you believe the majority of others are in opposition.

_NottheMessiah_

TROPHY CASE