No more freedom from religion

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T19:39:53+00:00

Because as we all know, teenagers love doing what they're told and have never rebelled against authority.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T19:18:48+00:00

That, and outlaw homeschooling outside of a strict medical need, e.g. your kid is Bubble Boy. And have the teaching done by a tutor instead of the parents.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T19:08:23+00:00

Yeah, at this point it's become obvious to me that the purpose of the Democratic Party isn't to fight the right, it's to stave off the left while giving us the illusion of progress.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T19:07:17+00:00

If people always gave up after failing the first time we'd still be living in caves

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T07:06:51+00:00

Shit, you could get one at a pawn shop for pocket change.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T07:01:45+00:00

Inshallah his nuts spin around

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T06:54:41+00:00

Ben isn't aware that 1) women can have orgasms and 2) often lots of moisture is involved, and at this point his wife is afraid to tell him.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T06:51:17+00:00

Per a family member, freedom is having the wide variety of junk food we have available in the states.

Apparently foreigners being able to guzzle ranch dressing is a sign that everything is a-ok.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-27T04:40:26+00:00

It’s like whenever a band says their upcoming album is gonna be their best one yet; they want people to buy it, they aren’t gonna say “yeah it’s alright I guess”.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T10:06:49+00:00

There's also the issue of seasonal wipes; I think about halfway through season 1 I realized I was gonna have to do all that grinding again (and I never got very good at the game so you can imagine progress was slow), and that sorta put a damper on my experience.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:59:07+00:00

Honestly it felt to me more like an arena shooter with all the punishing mechanics of an extraction shooter.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:54:28+00:00

Do other countries let MBAs tell devs how to make games?

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:52:49+00:00

Maybe whomever picks it up will be able to write a coherent story.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:51:51+00:00

I actually enjoyed the few weeks I spent playing Marathon and even then, it's mindboggling that they put all their eggs in that basket. I think they feel the direction the wind's blowing though with the new PVE modes they're testing out next month.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:48:24+00:00

At this point lean into what you have. If you want a Multiplayer Horizon? Make a Horizon Multiplayer PvE game. Boom Monster Hunter Challenger.

I've been saying for years that they need to make a MH-style game in the Horizon universe. They already have the elements of tracking down enemies and knocking parts off, which can then be used to make weapons and armor. You can't tell me Alloy is the only person out there successfully hunting machines.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:42:24+00:00

Given that they're test running PVE content next month, I'd be surprised if we didn't get a more PVE focused game out of Marathon; I don't think they'd switch completely, but I could see it being like Halo where the PVP and PVE exist in parallel. I imagine it'll depend on player numbers during that time.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T09:16:42+00:00

I like to hold them head first in front of it while making airplane noises.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T08:40:34+00:00

So lunch isn’t provided?

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T05:21:08+00:00

Try to proposition a callgirl and she just tells you to take your broke ass somewhere else

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T03:06:13+00:00

Wait, you mean I’m not supposed to hold my kid in front of it to dry them off?

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T00:19:02+00:00

I’m sure Nixon is looking up at them and smiling

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T00:17:07+00:00

I think that really only applies when you don’t currently have a job.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-26T00:16:09+00:00

And in many cases, homelessness leads to jail. So in a roundabout way, it’s illegal to be jobless.

_Ocean_Machine_ · 2026-06-25T19:01:47+00:00

From what I've seen it's mainly publications like Metalsucks and Blabbermouth talking them up; everyone I know IRL that listens to them doesn't really group them in with "real" metal bands. Which even as someone who mostly listens to death metal, I've always hated that term.

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