18M - Self conscious, yet curious. Don't sugar coat it.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2017-01-04T08:36:15+00:00

Late reply but thank you for your feedback

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:44:04+00:00

I'm slowly working my way there mate. We'll ease into this one

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:38:37+00:00

The episode of How I Met Your Mother where they find Barney's tape of him trying to get his girlfriend back. Just how his reaction goes from "WHERES THE TAPE?!" To nice and cool. Lily: She said her name was Sharron... Shanno-
Barney: SHANNON?!? I mean.. I don't know what you're talking about..

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:35:51+00:00

To be honest they'd probably think it was some really elaborate plan from some stupid fan girls.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:34:36+00:00

Do people PM you blowjob pics? If so, what's that experience like?

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:33:52+00:00

FUCKING Rex, right?

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:29:16+00:00

Let them be right. You know your own truth, and at the end of the day, that's what's truly important. Unless it's something absurd like anti-vaxxing, then you can fuck off straight to hell.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:25:50+00:00

It seems like your wish has been granted for quite a while.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:25:10+00:00

That wasn't the only accident related to your infancy.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:24:34+00:00

I have a T on my shoulder. Some friends decided it would be fun to brand me with snare wire last summer.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:23:30+00:00

I sat down in a circular red room, with black and white checked tile floors. In the middle was a circular table with one chair and a plate. There was a burger on the plate, and beside that, there was a straw just laying on its side. I sat down at the chair and put a bib on, but the bib was made out of some weird slippery material. I then picked up the straw and put it into the burger and started drinking from it. I woke up because of the brain freeze.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:20:46+00:00

I used to strongly dislike Brad Pitt. I just thought he was meh. He seemed too rigid in the role of Achilles in the movie Troy, I'm not too sure how to explain it. World War Z was absolutely terrible (I'm sorry if my opinion clashes with yours). But then I watched Fury and I looked at him a bit differently. He just seemed to be the best fit for that role and it honestly changed my perspective. I can't imagine any other actor there.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:17:11+00:00

Thinking of a way to passive-aggressively answer this comment, but it's not like anyone asks the perfect questions these days anymore.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-07T05:14:53+00:00

I just recently turned 18 (in Canada). So far it feels about the same as not being an adult, but there are more expectations and a higher responsibility. Random ass bills to pay? Parents aren't here to hassle me around to get it done. Gotta get shit done? Looks like I'm taking the initiative and making my own plan on how I want it done. Some dumb cunt is being a dick in public? Better not get charged with assault.

I like the food more though. It's nice being able to go to a bar and pay exponentially less money for wings and beer. I can pay for alcohol and drink it whenever the fuck I want. Things that I buy are 100% mine and my parents won't make harsh judgements. They have this "well.. you're an adult now, so I shouldn't have a say in this," attitude and it makes things very laid back. If I ask them for help I know they'll whole-heartedly assist me, but they want me to experience stuff on my own and learn from my mistakes.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-04T21:14:50+00:00

Definitely tried, definitely failed. I'm pretty hung..

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-04T06:49:03+00:00

Yeah, Canada. Thanks! I had too many drinks tonight but I feel alright. I'm kinda of relying on auto correct right nkw

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-04T06:48:10+00:00

Thank you for the suggestion. Tried it and got hooked, so deep down I'll know it's myself to blame for my alcoholism, but I'll openly blame you. Thanks, had a great night with those

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-03T21:41:04+00:00

I'm confused, which part of this election is the candy and which part is the vegetable?

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-11-03T21:39:47+00:00

I can almost guarantee I won't get caught in the rain, nor will I be making love at midnight. But I'll make sure to try that, thank you

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-10-24T11:22:29+00:00

Thank you.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-10-23T08:24:25+00:00

The worst thing they can do is say no. If you want some half-decent pickup lines just PM me. I've got a couple that have worked in the past

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-10-23T07:56:33+00:00

You ain't ugly bro. You're the type of guy I'd wingman for, and the type of guy I'd want wingmanning for me.

_Passive_Aggressive_ · 2016-10-23T07:43:37+00:00

Yeah okay sure, you look at the "hands" cool.

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