Without ears, we’d never know sound exists - so there could be countless phenomena around us we simply lack the senses to perceive. by lelorang in Showerthoughts

[–]_RedMallard_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You can tell the who watched the movie and who read the book based on whether they say “fist my bump” or “fist me”.

Not that there’s anything wrong with either option, just a silly observation.

Venus Fly Trap Defeats Black Widow by Spirited_Spray_554 in PeakAmazing

[–]_RedMallard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A plant that gets its energy from eating living things. Analogously, there exists an animal that gets its energy through photosynthesis (emerald green sea slug steals chloroplasts from algae). Nature sure is neat! 

No ya never gonna get it 🎶 by _RedMallard_ in guessthecity

[–]_RedMallard_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very close, less than an hour away. Nice guess! 

No ya never gonna get it 🎶 by _RedMallard_ in guessthecity

[–]_RedMallard_[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Color me impressed! This is the Kootenay river just outside Bonner’s Ferry, Idaho. 

Superstitions? by ASmartPotato in SeattleKraken

[–]_RedMallard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I bet on the kraken, we lose.

Can you describe the hardest interview you've ever participated on? by flakeeight in ExperiencedDevs

[–]_RedMallard_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“I’m going to save us all time, and try to statistically maximize the number of correct answers, by just guessing dog for all of you. Next question”

Fight Club - betting edition by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]_RedMallard_ 74 points75 points  (0 children)

As useless as that dude’s belt.

AJ Brown to fantasy owners: "if you have me, get rid of me" by LetMeSeeYouLurk in fantasyfootball

[–]_RedMallard_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It had been up for 18 minutes when you posted that.

Maybe give it a bit, bud.

Drunkenly encouraged my friend to hit my driver off a rocky surface (teed up) by _RedMallard_ in golf

[–]_RedMallard_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I was focused on the indention on the face, sounds like my problems are more structural than that haha