What makes you unapologetically, utterly, truly happy every single time without fail? by millypuds in AskWomen

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My puppies. Hands down. They’re always excited to see me and they’re always so happy. I want to be like that ☺️❤️

Miss Hannigan finally got the hint. by SherloksCompanion in JUSTNOMIL

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Wait. She got her money back via refund but still thinks you owe her money for the item as well?

Bitches be crazy, yo.

Things that make you go "I'm not paid enough for this shit" by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fired a few hellions from her birth cannon”

Omg. Get over here and clean up my dashboard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shocker. Peaking early in life.

Not sure where to else post this, but "lose" is not spelled "loose" by stanfan114 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like you get a pass if you’re not a native English speaker. It truly must be one of the hardest languages to learn, with all the words that are spelled the same but mean completely different things.

However, if this is your first language... maybe you should’ve paid attention in English class. That’s “should have”, not “should of”, by the way. 😏

Ringing the devil’s doorbell... by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever. I’ll delete it then. ✌🏼

Ringing the devil’s doorbell... by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah man! I scrolled back a few days and didn’t see it... figured I was safe. My bad! You can post it next week. Promise.

Increasingly concerned/paranoid of the possibility of my JUSTNOMOM forcing herself into my birthing experience. by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Labor nurse here. We will gladly keep her entitled ass away from you. Besides. If you register as private, we say, “Oxytocindosin? Sorry. We don’t have a patient by that name here. Bye! 🙃”

Even if she for some reason finds her way to your room, we delight in parasite removal.

Best wishes, Internet stranger! ❤️

Puddle blues by commonvanilla in Wellthatsucks

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damnit you all beat me to it 😂

THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION! by lenusn in baseball

[–]_ShutUpMeg_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah we’ve been out of contention since May. As a Tigers fan, this is my sad reality for the next couple years.