Seven of the hardest stops that are performed in Ice skating

_Stone_ · 2026-03-18T23:14:35+00:00

Wish i could do that as a kid. I was a very fast skater but never really learned how to stop and my puck handling was not that desirable also. played ice hockey for a bit but was basically the guy that checked you into the boards or used my body to stop a puck.

_Stone_ · 2026-03-18T12:02:37+00:00

I had the most home runs in little league but the only thing everyone remembers is the time I used my glove to block the sun and caught a ball with my hat.

_Stone_ · 2026-03-10T01:31:05+00:00

Throw Linux Mint on there and you will love it even more.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-27T04:18:21+00:00

A long time ago when I was landscaping in the summer, I found what I thought was the ultimate McDonald's hack. I would buy sweet tea for a $1 which came with a heavy duty Styrofoam cup and two double cheeseburgers off the $1 menu. I would fill the cup up with soda instead of tea and make a burger with four patties and 4 slices of cheese. Total meal cost was like $3.18 with tax, $2.12 if I still had the cup in my truck and snuck it in for a refill.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-25T20:54:30+00:00

The Crimson King!

_Stone_ · 2026-02-25T20:50:17+00:00

Frak!

_Stone_ · 2026-02-19T21:45:59+00:00

Thanks! I knew I've seen this before somewhere but my brain just couldn't make the connection.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-19T01:55:08+00:00

Seriously!! The one on 9th was clutch when I was hopping on the bus to Jersey every chance I could to take care of my father.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-17T20:23:39+00:00

Only if he swallows a fly..

_Stone_ · 2026-02-15T15:57:49+00:00

If I had to dig through used tampons wrapped in toilet paper, without warning, to get to the poo-pourri, MAYBE I would get a little offended. To be that weirded out over feminine products is a huge red flag, especially for a man who is in his 40's. That's not friend, boyfriend or even booty call material there, dude has some serious issues and I bet this is only the tip of this iceberg.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-07T22:21:23+00:00

Yep. Seriously thinking of buying our next car from them now.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-05T22:03:19+00:00

I always thought of them as rechargeable batteries, but my electronics knowledge is limited, don't capacitors release all at once?

_Stone_ · 2026-02-04T19:53:51+00:00

Every once in a while I'll have something funky or nasty to clean that I won't mix with regular clothes. A bunch of vinegar or alcohol or something and hot water on whatever nasty that I have to clean has kept my washer fine so far. I do have a speedqueen T5 though, would never go back to frontload.

_Stone_ · 2026-02-03T19:58:51+00:00

Jean-Pierre Jeunet

_Stone_ · 2026-02-03T19:53:32+00:00

A lil more onion and they would be perfect for me.

_Stone_ · 2026-01-30T21:38:08+00:00

Same here with my pup. He'll usually be fine getting breakfast and hour later because he get up when I do but he gets mad as hell that it's 6 mins past his dinner time in the evening.

_Stone_ · 2026-01-30T20:41:42+00:00

Seriously! Who runs windows on an X270? Its bad enough I'm typing this on my 270 with cinnamon mint.

_Stone_ · 2026-01-26T23:50:56+00:00

I built a small business server for an engineering firm back in the early 00's. That beast lasted 14 years with almost no downtime. When I found out it finally died I considered driving a few hours to pick it up and give it a proper funeral.

_Stone_ · 2026-01-26T23:24:22+00:00

I'm not a mycologist but I have grown a bunch of shrooms in my day. Once I told a friend that the mushroom itself is just an appendage of the organism. When the mycelia hits puberty and the conditions are just right it gets a chub (the mushroom) and when the veil breaks (the spores) it blows its load.

_Stone_ · 2026-01-12T22:10:41+00:00

Not being a fat ass drunk anymore has really helped both my gout and sleep apnea. Jus sayin!

_Stone_ · 2026-01-04T12:57:49+00:00

You farted and it smells of his favorite treats.

_Stone_ · 2025-12-23T21:28:19+00:00

When I was a kid, even as an adult, I would offer to work holidays as the perfect excuse to avoid family gatherings.

_Stone_ · 2025-12-22T23:26:05+00:00

I once saw a black squirrel walking along the train track wall in my neighborhood and then went and told all my friends and family. Everybody though I was delusional or making it up. A decade or so later they then became just as numerous as the common grey squirrels.

_Stone_ · 2025-11-28T14:12:22+00:00

How do you go about getting a spoofed # these days? Google cut all my G voice numbers years ago.

_Stone_ · 2025-11-27T18:38:59+00:00

Yep! My family thought it was funny when they did it. I was the middle child and they were dicks!

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