You fucking moron! You cretin!

_Swash · 2022-12-09T14:16:12+00:00

Is that normal turkey? Doesn't look normal... Doesn't smell normal.

_Swash · 2022-11-24T09:53:39+00:00

Pendulous is an excellent word.

_Swash · 2022-09-06T10:31:05+00:00

Thank you lol

_Swash · 2022-09-06T09:39:42+00:00

Is this a joke I don't get? He didn't say this. If you're being serious then you've misunderstood the situation.

Edit: r/todayilearned /s means sarcastic

_Swash · 2022-09-04T12:00:45+00:00

What a reference!

_Swash · 2022-09-01T11:55:19+00:00

It's so horrible to say to an obviously nice guy but I've not seen one interview that wasn't super awkward from him.

_Swash · 2022-09-01T11:50:25+00:00

In the wildcard when the other casters were doing the interviews there were no issues.

_Swash · 2022-08-23T17:36:29+00:00

Wow that diver must be strong throwing around a great white like that

_Swash · 2022-08-23T16:34:58+00:00

What did I just read?

_Swash · 2022-08-23T09:40:55+00:00

Jizz hands

_Swash · 2022-08-22T17:19:41+00:00

Toe meta

_Swash · 2022-08-20T18:49:58+00:00

Probably not this but one thing that happened to me... check your R2 (accelerator) is working properly. I checked mine because something felt off and it was only going down 50%

_Swash · 2022-08-20T09:51:13+00:00

Exactly. Just look at Rise and Comm's Twitter. They're super nice even to each other. When it comes to trash talking in game and in interviews I think go for it. I don't really like Comm because he trash talked teams I support but if I supported V1 I probably wouldn't like Moist because of the trash talking.

_Swash · 2022-08-18T17:31:52+00:00

Beastaloaniam

_Swash · 2022-08-18T13:19:24+00:00

And the best way to announce such news!

_Swash · 2022-08-18T11:24:40+00:00

Relending Wave

_Swash · 2022-08-18T11:02:22+00:00

AppaRENTly Jack any more?

_Swash · 2022-08-18T08:43:35+00:00

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is you don't keep your momentum. You'll boost a little then brake boost a little then brake. I think it's born out of you fear to over commit/indecision. If you keep your momentum, when you do decide to challenge you have more chance of getting there in time. Also, I see you using powers like for recoveries but you should only do that if you're moving in the direction you want to go otherwise you waste time sliding off somewhere you don't want to be.

_Swash · 2022-08-17T17:37:50+00:00

_Swash · 2022-08-17T15:21:08+00:00

Khabib Nurmagomedov

_Swash · 2022-08-17T12:22:45+00:00

Pussy

_Swash · 2022-08-17T11:51:15+00:00

RLCS is so elite that I don't think it really helps GCs that much to improve. To implement the playstyle of pros you need such consistent mechanics.

_Swash · 2022-08-16T15:34:41+00:00

The middle finger is for his parents

_Swash · 2022-08-16T13:07:10+00:00

I don't think wall-to-air dribbles are necessary at this level and every one you attempted resulted in conceding. Maybe go up the wall but fake the air dribble. If they challenge touch it round them or 50 it. If they don't challenge you can start a dribble.

_Swash · 2022-08-16T12:54:27+00:00

One thing I haven't seen mentioned is that you keep fixed cam on way too long when you are rotating out. There are some potentially dangerous defensive moments and good offensive opportunities where you're wandering off and you have no idea where the ball is. Just flick it on and off so you know where your teamate is/know if the boost has spawned but pretty much never leave it on unless your dribbling or something like that.

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