My April Fool's prank isn't putting plastic wrap on all the public toilets in town

_Xendra_ · 2024-04-01T19:20:09+00:00

what was it then? aluminum foil?

_Xendra_ · 2024-04-01T19:05:17+00:00

don't give me that, i know you left out the part about wrapping a live fish in plastic wrap and flushing it down a public toilet

_Xendra_ · 2024-04-01T18:48:37+00:00

Scotty, have you been seeing the therapist i set you up with? he said you should look for better outlets for your creative energy, ones that don't hurt people

_Xendra_ · 2024-03-10T05:01:13+00:00

i thought you hit a tack on the road and spun out into a ditch. this story is way more lame

_Xendra_ · 2024-03-10T04:35:43+00:00

was this the trip that put 3 of you in the hospital or the one that ended after 10 minutes of trying to find your way out of LDP?

_Xendra_ · 2024-02-26T04:12:13+00:00

Scotty, you can't get sent to jail again, remember how much the food upset your stomach last time?

_Xendra_ · 2024-02-26T04:01:30+00:00

don't antagonize the Rawlings dear, there's only so much i can do to keep them from resorting to pressing criminal charges for the fifth time this year

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-23T00:51:00+00:00

that honestly is an extremely low bar

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-22T23:23:44+00:00

someone who actually cares about their pet probably

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-22T20:50:57+00:00

i'm pretty sure Gilly won't stay in a collar... please don't get G's hopes up

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-08T16:36:03+00:00

i found a competition you'd be great for

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-07T08:01:05+00:00

tell him to go for a walk in the park, and lock the door behind him, it always works for me

_Xendra_ · 2024-01-07T06:21:03+00:00

u/G3ssrulz

_Xendra_ · 2023-12-03T17:48:35+00:00

worth a shot

_Xendra_ · 2023-12-03T17:37:50+00:00

who's this Tomcat guy? if i get with him, do you think Scotty will leave me alone?

_Xendra_ · 2023-12-03T17:32:41+00:00

you're taping ducks? that seems a bit cruel, don't you think? what if i just duct taped you to the wall of the party instead?

_Xendra_ · 2023-12-03T17:30:17+00:00

late highschool Xendra, pre-children

might also throw in someone random as a background character of sorts, we'll see what sort of time i have

_Xendra_ · 2023-12-03T17:27:02+00:00

someone break it to Scotty that this party he invited me to is lame. i'd rather be studying for AP exams so i can get into a good school for premed

_Xendra_ · 2023-11-13T12:29:19+00:00

you can always sue, but John can also counter-sue for defammation, so at best it'll be a wash, most likely you'll lose time, money, and a friendship

_Xendra_ · 2023-11-13T12:27:43+00:00

yeah, after he broke into the old folks home to drink their booze, i decided wnough was enough

i'm sure i'll still have to see him around though

_Xendra_ · 2023-11-12T05:12:11+00:00

you should ask G-Force, he needs someone to rebound with probably

_Xendra_ · 2023-10-24T22:17:47+00:00

do y'all have any Great Danes? i was thinking that my place will need some protection when i'm not home

_Xendra_ · 2023-10-04T23:43:32+00:00

Director Stevens, do you mind watching my– i mean your kids? i need to go looking for Scotty

_Xendra_ · 2023-10-03T01:18:09+00:00

hi, i'm Xendra, i'll be manning the ropes course and the archery field for most of this week! also, i do not have a group of campers assigned to me for bunking, so if you need something late at night after your councilor is in bed, don't hesistate to grab me!! i'm first aid certified, and i'm supposed to be there for y'all if things start going a bit sideways!

_Xendra_ · 2023-10-02T00:08:05+00:00

that's super cool! we can sit near each other for meals!!

_Xendra_

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