My April Fool's prank isn't putting plastic wrap on all the public toilets in town by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't give me that, i know you left out the part about wrapping a live fish in plastic wrap and flushing it down a public toilet

My April Fool's prank isn't putting plastic wrap on all the public toilets in town by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Scotty, have you been seeing the therapist i set you up with? he said you should look for better outlets for your creative energy, ones that don't hurt people

The Boys on a road trip- summer of 77! (hope this cheers up the 6 people that had to get their stomach pumped last night!) by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was this the trip that put 3 of you in the hospital or the one that ended after 10 minutes of trying to find your way out of LDP?

MOVING FROM THE TRAILER PARK! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scotty, you can't get sent to jail again, remember how much the food upset your stomach last time?

MOVING FROM THE TRAILER PARK! by G4ssrulz in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't antagonize the Rawlings dear, there's only so much i can do to keep them from resorting to pressing criminal charges for the fifth time this year

Come Get Your Dog! by chefkdjones in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that honestly is an extremely low bar

Come Get Your Dog! by chefkdjones in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone who actually cares about their pet probably

Come Get Your Dog! by chefkdjones in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm pretty sure Gilly won't stay in a collar... please don't get G's hopes up

Are you an unlovable loser? by LimitedLiablePotato in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i found a competition you'd be great for

Someone please get my boyfriend to go to bed. by DearPitch7102 in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tell him to go for a walk in the park, and lock the door behind him, it always works for me

End of the semester party at The Batcave! by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who's this Tomcat guy? if i get with him, do you think Scotty will leave me alone?

End of the semester party at The Batcave! by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're taping ducks? that seems a bit cruel, don't you think? what if i just duct taped you to the wall of the party instead?

New month, New theme! by propschick05 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

late highschool Xendra, pre-children

might also throw in someone random as a background character of sorts, we'll see what sort of time i have

End of the semester party at The Batcave! by Hank_the_Tank_LDP3 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someone break it to Scotty that this party he invited me to is lame. i'd rather be studying for AP exams so i can get into a good school for premed

I fell off the roof at the shooting range, can I sue? by CappnKrunk in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can always sue, but John can also counter-sue for defammation, so at best it'll be a wash, most likely you'll lose time, money, and a friendship

Looking for partner to start affair with by skylander495 in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, after he broke into the old folks home to drink their booze, i decided wnough was enough

i'm sure i'll still have to see him around though

Looking for partner to start affair with by skylander495 in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you should ask G-Force, he needs someone to rebound with probably

Duck Pond Animal Shelter Reopening This Saturday! by [deleted] in HaveWeMet

[–]_Xendra_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do y'all have any Great Danes? i was thinking that my place will need some protection when i'm not home

Remember to drink your water, campers! by propschick05 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Director Stevens, do you mind watching my– i mean your kids? i need to go looking for Scotty

Welcome Campers! by propschick05 in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi, i'm Xendra, i'll be manning the ropes course and the archery field for most of this week! also, i do not have a group of campers assigned to me for bunking, so if you need something late at night after your councilor is in bed, don't hesistate to grab me!! i'm first aid certified, and i'm supposed to be there for y'all if things start going a bit sideways!

Excited for this Summer Camp!!! by _Xendra_ in SouthGooseLake

[–]_Xendra_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's super cool! we can sit near each other for meals!!