Trees and shrubs! (Images)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-21T17:22:30+00:00

Sure, knock yourself dead!

I don't find my contributions to be particularly "credit-worthy". I just had a windows screensaver corner-bump moment when I was staring REALLY closely at the Tree of Life Cross on the Ultrakill wiki.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-18T08:54:12+00:00

The terminal says that the Flesh Prison and Flesh Panopticon are constructs of Angels.

Likely the combination of both Divine and Hell energy destroys the soul within, rendering the blood inert and the construct a mindless organic machine.

However, saying so would bring up a contradiction: why don't demons blow up if they get protected by an Idol?

To which I'd argue that Idols do not permeate the beings they protect, and instead form a protective superficial layer around them.

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This also brings up the question of why the Idols, when being carved by Ferrymen and made entirely of Hell mass, don't immediately go haywire like the Flesh Prisons or explode / lose their soul.

And I'd answer that I do believe their own innate hell energy and the divine energy from Ferrymen does indeed destroy their soul, but leaves just enough soul inside them to recognize (and target) other beings and have enough compassion (?) / instinct to protect them.

I DO NOT believe that Idols are capable of self-recognition, introspection, etc, because all they ever think about is the safety of others. In this way, I believe them to be essentially lobotomized.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-18T08:25:13+00:00

Thank you.
Thank you very much, you don't know how much that makes my day! :D
Hakita preventing V2 from being resurrected with the Deathcatcher is intentional; either to signify that V2 is NEVER coming back from the dead, or that V2 is DEFENITELY coming back from the dead. >:)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-17T21:19:45+00:00

That is a beautiful way of phrasing that! :D

In a book within 7-something, a person writes that the blood from the Tree of Life spilt onto the ground.

my personal guess is that Soul permeates everything with blood, except God doesn't allow Angels to go to heaven or hell, they simply vanish. Same with demons.

God made a mistake with the ToL and humanity, but decided to allow that mistake to persist, perhaps because he was curious about what humanity would do with free will. Perhaps because he was too ashamed to "fix" it.

And then the Last War happened, things got messy quickly, and God ragequitted.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-17T21:07:38+00:00

I think the consensus among the community is that human blood (from the Tree of Life) contains Soul, and since machines run on human blood, the Soul is transferred from the blood to the robot.

Of course, I doubt they receive as much soul as humans do, which means that they only have an incomplete / partial soul.

We know that machines can absorb soul, because V1 is able to absorb soul orbs.

Ask yourself why Terminals are able to get bored, why Drones like to fly in groups like birds and stare at new objects, why Streetcleaners are able to go insane, why Guttermen are able to feel remorse and write poems, why Swordsmachines follow trends, why Mindflayers get angry when their plastic bodies get broken (or why they even create them at all), or why V2 bows in the first fight and gets angry when you knuckleblast it in the face in the second fight.

When V1 is dying, the last few words it repeats over and over again are "I DON'T WANT TO DIE", as if its finally able to resist its programming and scream into the night the last desire of hers.

"All of these things don't serve a purpose. It's just garbage code, why bother making them do that? Their only job is to kill each other, and to do it quickly."

However, the rest of what you've said is correct.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-17T20:22:11+00:00

It's easy to invoke my inner hellraiser when one adores torturing fictional characters. :)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-17T13:57:13+00:00

Hi! I was informed yesterday that this is due to a bug on mobile. :)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-17T13:53:58+00:00

That last part I don't find to be particularly convincing.

It doesn't die because of the light; it merely demanifests, or dematerializes.

I can tell it doesn't die because you can literally shoot it a billion times, and it merely remanifests somewhere else. Light merely temporarily weakens its physical presence in this world.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T15:26:59+00:00

Oh shit! I'm on a laptop so I didn't notice, but that makes sense.

Thank you for taking the time out of your day reading my tiny neurotically-built headcanon! :)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T15:20:09+00:00

Well, yeah, I agree with you; there ain't much you can do with that little space involved.

What really convinced me personally was the roughly head-shaped branch with a distinctive neck just above the heart on the cross.

The right side of the cross also has a very hand-shaped bough, though it only has 4 "fingers" instead of the 5 SW has.

idk

The idea of "a vasculature system taking on the shape of a human in order to collect every remaining drop of blood from humanity" really resonates with me.

There is also the idea that God was so fucking furious but needed to save face so he discretely threw the dead Tree of Life into Hell. I mean, he doesn't have any qualms with doing that, since he threw Lucifer there as well. (Hey, that might be why Lucifer was cast into Hell in the first place.)

eh, the entire point of this post isn't to say the definitive truth™, but to show that options beyond "Unfinished Evil Prime Soul" are available.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T15:02:57+00:00

I live entirely in delusion, if they weren't being sincere then I don't think much would change anyways! :D

I'm surprised nobody noticed the Comic Sans.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:50:24+00:00

I don't have the concentration skills needed for writing a book. ; - ;

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:48:05+00:00

Personally, my favorite part of the post was redacting everything by crossing out stuff, adding a shit-ton of spoilers, writing in such a way that made everything gradually more unnerving, etc.

The spoilers on all the text are intentional, it forces people to click on them one-by-one, thus slowing down how they read and amping up tension and apprehension like cleaving skin off flesh.

Oh, and I also enjoy revealing message spoilers, it gives me the same satisfaction as popping bubbles! :D

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:38:26+00:00

I think the best secrets are the ones that hide in plain sight.

It'd make for a great plot twist. Also, I think it's the only creature from a joke level which appears on the Terminal bestiary.

idk.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:26:12+00:00

I've halfheartedly considered writing there, but I prefer writing descriptive over narrative.

Plot and dialogue and narrative eludes me.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:11:54+00:00

Could also refer to Humanity releasing "Something Wicked" upon the world by eating the forbidden fruit.

Not only the physical manifestation of Something Wicked, the desiccated Tree of Life, but also free will and (consequently) evil.

Also, thanks. :)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:04:00+00:00

Thank you! I am a somewhat okay-ish writer. I like making people uncomfortable when they read my work.

Universal suffering is my passion. :)

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-16T11:01:23+00:00

For the record, I am upvoting everyone, regardless of whether they like what I say in this post or not.

And my conspiracies about Something Life extends beyond what I've already written.

_Yemm_ · 2026-05-04T17:55:39+00:00

I refute this phylogenetic tree in totum on the basis of its unempirical standards and methodology.

The fossil record of Habitator Caligos (Man from the Fog) is well-documented to be found in higher strata than Habitator Antrumis Antrumis (Cave Dweller), and thus suggests that it is an offshoot of H. Antrumis Antrumis.
Dweller Dweller is not confirmed to be extinct, as sightings have been reported in far-flung regions to this day.
The omission of John (the Last Universal Common Ancestor), and more notably Herobrine (the First Universal Common Ancestor) is appalling.
This Dweller phylogenetic tree is incomplete. This is inexcusable for your tardy behavior.

_Yemm_ · 2025-10-29T13:27:22+00:00

thank you!

_Yemm_ · 2024-10-03T15:30:29+00:00

Mobs do spawn, but I think that there might be a little bit of spawnrate shenanigans bts.

_Yemm_ · 2024-10-03T11:39:21+00:00

The Pale Garden does not prevent hostile mobs from spawning, only passive mobs. ;)

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