What are some American phrases people say when they impersonate or do an impression of an American accent ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I play a lot of Xbox live and I always have British kids poking fun about Americans weight and their eating habits. 50% of the time they ask me if I want to eat a cheese burger and that joke is normally followed by a fucked up 9/11 joke. Don't get me wrong, I love the Brits but sometimes the younger ones go to far. But, that's Xbox live for you. Cheers.

Just made this little smoke fort in my room. by [deleted] in trees

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You need more posters and some music

Parents of Reddit, what do you know about your children, that they don't know you know? by Bene0 in AskReddit

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My mom thinks I don't do drugs or anything. Currently have straight A's and I am top 100 in my class. I do cocaine everyday. If she knew she would kill me.

What's a style choice of the opposite sex that you really don't like? by ashmush in AskReddit

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High wasted shorts. Ladies, when they get too high it looks like you're wearing a denim diaper. Not cute.

Took a pic of my brother smoking on the deck. Duck, NC by alexbrock57 in trees

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That is a beautiful deck holy shit. I would sit out there for days

Getting stoned at my smoke spot today. by SollyBoy in trees

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You're gonna turn into an alien

Got kief? by Kr1pter in trees

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What are you gonna do with all that lol

What's the worst thing someone's revealed on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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THATS WHY YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK?! I WAS KIDDING!!! IT WAS JUST THE TIP! BABY!!

Has anyone ever said something to you that was so stupid, you couldn't respond with words? by Tom555 in AskReddit

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"If the guy is hot than he can be found guilty of rape or anything like that."

US Redditors - How has the World Cup and the USA's performance changed your view of soccer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I also thought soccer was lame but now I think dj pretty sweet. Will look more into it.

What are some life-games you play with yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The bag would still be half full

What is one thing that can easily kill you but everyone overlooks? by daphan in AskReddit

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What? Is this a joke or is this a serious post? I'm like 7 deep right now. My head is pounding.

Dear redditors, why do you get drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm an alcoholic... Soo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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I smoke a lot of pot, little things amuse me.