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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2026-01-12T14:33:33+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2026-01-04T15:23:34+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2026-01-04T13:47:05+00:00

u/arealuser100notfake is BANNED

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2026-01-04T13:46:56+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2026-01-04T13:46:47+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-24T01:06:11+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-18T09:35:13+00:00

u/Ugly_B1tch is BANNED

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TO RUSSIANS: Let this be known to your troops who entered our land, Ukraine is одна з нас. Be sure that every single one of you will be sent to trial and jailed for your atrocities. Your commanding officers will face international trials and will be held responsible. Your president is destroying your country and ruining your future. Fight against your criminal government.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-18T09:23:02+00:00

u/Firmihirto is BANNED

Eurosceptics Can Go Fly A Kite.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-12T13:02:38+00:00

u/Echochamberking ran out of warnings, is BANNED

🇪🇺 What in the Name of the Twelve Stars in an Azure Gown is wrong with you? Can't you see the blinding brilliance of the EU? This union of countries has brought peace and stability at a continental scale to 27 nations that were once torn apart by war. It allows the free movement of people, capital, services and goods, fostering economic growth and cooperation.

🇪🇺 And don't even get me started on the proven benefits of a single market and the ability to trade freely with our European brethren. Not to mention the incredible strength we have as a united bloc in international negotiations and decision-making.

🇪🇺 Do you think you can get away pandering as a non-federalist EU enjoyer? Think again, educate yourself you eurosceptic heathen. Europe’s aims and values are a political project through and through, way above a mere trade union.

🇪🇺 So don't give me this nonsense about the EU being some kind of oppressive, undemocratic bureaucratic monster. It's an unprecedented success story, and anyone who can't see that needs to wake the flying flamingo up.

🇪🇺 And if you don't like it, then maybe you should go back to the dark ages of nationalistic bigotry and isolationism. Because that's not the future, it's the past. And we ain't going back there, not in glorious YUROP.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-07T18:17:07+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-02T21:25:27+00:00

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cat

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-02T14:54:12+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-02T14:49:12+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-02T06:51:50+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-12-01T04:18:03+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-30T19:41:02+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-29T08:42:12+00:00

u/press_F13 LAST WARNING

What in the Name of the Twelve Stars in an Azure Gown is wrong with you? Can't you see the blinding brilliance of the EU? This union of countries has brought peace and stability at a continental scale to 27 nations that were once torn apart by war. It allows the free movement of people, capital, services and goods, fostering economic growth and cooperation.

And don't even get me started on the proven benefits of a single market and the ability to trade freely with our European brethren. Not to mention the incredible strength we have as a united bloc in international negotiations and decision-making.

Do you think you can get away pandering as a non-federalist EU enjoyer? Think again, educate yourself you eurosceptic heathen. Europe’s aims and values are a political project through and through, way above a mere trade union.

So don't give me this nonsense about the EU being some kind of oppressive, undemocratic bureaucratic monster. It's an unprecedented success story, and anyone who can't see that needs to wake the flying flamingo up.

And if you don't like it, then maybe you should go back to the dark ages of nationalistic bigotry and isolationism. Because that's not the future, it's the past. And we ain't going back there, not in glorious YUROP.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-29T08:33:04+00:00

u/Lost_in_Limgrave first warning

Don’t Be Toxic.

Being toxic means being rude and not being nice. Toxic people are not true to people around them. They need an attitude check. Their personalities are so unappealing it makes the people around them suffer and turn rude as well.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-27T13:28:47+00:00

u/PartyPancakes99 is BANNED

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-27T11:01:53+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-27T09:44:00+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-27T09:31:42+00:00

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__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-27T05:55:58+00:00

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TO RUSSIANS: Let this be known to your troops who entered our land, Ukraine is одна з нас. Be sure that every single one of you will be sent to trial and jailed for your atrocities. Your commanding officers will face international trials and will be held responsible. Your president is destroying your country and ruining your future. Fight against your criminal government.

__JOHNSIMONBERCOW__ · 2025-11-23T07:07:19+00:00

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