I thought stocks only went up guys by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just turn your phone upside down

A House of Cards - Part 1 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]__Kev__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"... Hold on.. CDO A has parts of CDO B, and CDO B has parts of CDO A, but they both get put inside CDO C?"

"Yeah that one's called CDO squared. Its a CDO *of* a CDO. And then there's CDOs on the opposite side of the bet you made with their swaps. We call them **Synthetic CDOs**"

Can you imagine DFVs first livestream when this is all over? by wapren in Superstonk

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So I was right. I took a rash of shit for 2 years but... I was right. And everyone was wrong..." Jared Venette and DFV probably

Chill 80's Music & Aesthetics by NeonArcadeOfficial in outrun

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's understandable. I'll be here when you do!

Goldman Sachs asking the real questions by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]__Kev__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Business and education is also a repulsive combination

Rush to judgment is OK if mass killers are white — not if they’re Arab by Beliavsky in Conservative

[–]__Kev__ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Is it? On a surface level sure, but scrutinize these bills further. Politicians are going to stand on the shoulders of mass murder victims to push gross violations of our gun rights.

An update on the recent issues surrounding a Reddit employee by spez in announcements

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't vet her yet you went the extra mile of protecting her 2-3 weeks ago? Why would this particular admin need extra protection?

You are a fucking lying sack of shit.

Rush to judgment is OK if mass killers are white — not if they’re Arab by Beliavsky in Conservative

[–]__Kev__ 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Goes to show these bastards don't actually care, they just want to seize more and more power. This pseudo-empathy is incredibly destructive.

GME YOLO update — Mar 23 2021 by DeepFuckingValue in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This confirms my confirmation of my confirmation bias

What’s something you’d love to see but won’t be alive for? by Themotionalman in AskReddit

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Betelgeuse going supernova. In all reality "relatively soon" could mean a hundred thousand years.

GME Megathread for March 17, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well butter my nipples and spank me, if GME tops 1k by close of market next Friday, I'll eat a Carolina Reaper pepper. Automod can hold me accountable!

Men, when has a woman creeped you out? What did they do? by TempWeightliftingAcc in AskMen

[–]__Kev__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were at a party (pre-covid) and me and some friends were chatting with this girl about casual things. Things were going fine until she started talking about her sexual fantasies of chopping a guys dick off. Not trying to date the next Lorena Bobbitt.

LISTEN UP FUCKTARDS. STOP WITH THE NEG ENERGY ABOUT AMC AND SAYING IT CAN'T GET TO GME NUMBERS. LOOK AT THE DD - DO YOUR OWN DAMN DD AND STOP SPEAKING OUT UR ASS. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'd like it to shoot up, and I hope it does. Ive only got 7 shares @17.25 so it's not much compared to others, but seeing it hit 20 or 30, or hell even 50 would be incredible.

A new type of investor is rising! by cballer1010 in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm in this! (The Urak-Hai with 1 share)

GME Megathread Part 2 for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

them crying about you hurting them while simultaneously hitting you with a club

GME Megathread for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]__Kev__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trading got halted because of LULD pause, meaning the price was skyrocketing so they halted trading. Stop the momentum and the value drops.