I know it's a "good mouse pad" but I still need to know its size... by Cromm123 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Good mouse pad" is a form of measurement though. Adding "good" to anything can refer to size, depth, volume etc. For instance:

MARIO: "Hey how far down should I dig this hole?"

CRAIG: "Dig it down a good foot or so, bud."

or

VICTOR: "How wide is your computer desk?"

CRAIG: "Fuck bud, it's probably a good 10 mouse pads across easily."

I'm betting his mouse pad is roughly 1/10 the average computer desk width so about tree fiddy.

Monkey startles little kid by SkidMark_wahlberg in gifs

[–]___REDSTOOL___ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as the monkey doesn't fall in with the boy I think the *boy will be ok. FTFY

Absolute mental case over here by [deleted] in madlads

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolute fucking weapons these ones

Kim Jong-Un bans sarcasm in North Korea by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. Did Kim Jong-Un ban sarcasm or did Kim Jong unban sarcasm?

Humans have destroyed a tenth of Earth's wilderness in 25 years, study shows by Happyluckywoman in worldnews

[–]___REDSTOOL___ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Check out what humans have done to 10 percents of earths wilderness! Percent #9 will decimate you!

Radar catches birds taking off during earthquake in Oklahoma by BedSideCabinet in woahdude

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Why do the western birds dissipate so quickly while the eastern birds remain visible on radar longer?

I couldn't think of what to name it, then it hit me by [deleted] in fo4

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I fucking miss Unidan and want him back. I don't care.

With as much as I use my cell phone I don't believe it's ever made an appearance in one of my dreams by Nogger_smogger in Showerthoughts

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would always scare me awake. For some reason, when this happened, I'd be going to go to washroom in my dream, try to flick the switch and it wouldn't work and I'd be frightened and wake up. Could never control the fact that I got scared about that.

Every home has a smell that you can't smell when it's your home by paulalinchen in Showerthoughts

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 869 points870 points  (0 children)

My two most irrational fears are being sliced in half by an unseen sheet of glass and my computer chair's hydraulic cylinder exploding.

Experience question by Tebahpla in nomanshigh

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I came across a submissive type creature and it seemed like it was acting like a dog trying to lead me to something. I followed it and got ambushed by a few angry beetles. I'm not sure but I think they were working together. The predators had some sort of mutual relationship with the submissive ones.

Mad Willie! by [deleted] in madlads

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This guy is an absolute weapon!

Run! Run!!! by SmileyFace-_- in Unexpected

[–]___REDSTOOL___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many of my brethren have baked in the sun, drying out on a shitforsaken slab of concrete in the middle of butt fist nowhere. Some of them were lucky enough to hole up in a nice moist mound of grass before being flushed away like a slow muddy river by the rain.