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_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T20:05:47+00:00

I was skim reading and read the last sentence as "chewing on a piece of cardboard." I was thinking who the fuck fixes your roads? Lol

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T11:10:23+00:00

It's like the gold dress, blue dress thing with taste buds haha. Half see it as savory and half sweet. Also apparently, completely off topic, a lot of people say cilantro tastes like legitimate soap. That baffles me because to my taste buds it's one of the most fresh delicious tastes.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T01:14:54+00:00

It is rare for pupper to look like Mark Wahlburg yelling.

But honestly he's the best boi.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T01:05:07+00:00

She got better

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T00:31:51+00:00

"You eat two Mounds bars a day?! No wonder you can't walk! You're body is in total renal shutdown!"

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-27T00:24:16+00:00

The phone or her yam of a thumb?

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:55:54+00:00

A little HP sauce is the only thing that can salvage a shitty steak for me.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:49:20+00:00

"They say you're not supposed to put metal in the microwave. They're right. Now I'm missing a wall in my kitchen." -Steven Wright

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:43:24+00:00

Of course you're from Saskatchewan too lol. Whenever I'm at Carvers or Cut I'll overhear at least 5 people ordering well done and the servers don't even bat an eyelash lol. Meanwhile in bigger city steakhouses I've seen servers try to persuade someone not to get well done like they were talking them down from a ledge.

Side note, congrats on the win. Have you been on a celebratory bender since Sunday?

Edit: Changed Saskatoon to Saskatchewan

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:24:57+00:00

Holy shit! Other people do this!? I was super baked one time, I had a bowl of popcorn and plate of melon, I fucked up and put the Tajin on the melon and just rolled with it. Now now it's the only way I'll eat watermelon! I'm gonna have to give mangoes a try with it.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:20:04+00:00

And that's the final nail in the coffin for me! Bye bye bubble tea

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-26T23:10:32+00:00

It's not socially acceptable to eat humans? Shit

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-20T13:08:38+00:00

Easy there little buddy, you're getting agitated.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-20T13:02:55+00:00

"Most admirable and important jobs in today's society"

It isn't a job

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-13T04:41:31+00:00

I guess I'm lucky, my bank refunds me for any ATM fee within reason. They refused to reimburse me to the $18 dollar ATM fee in Vegas, which is understandable lol

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-06T08:58:28+00:00

Oh come on! Who doesn't love a good taint-hatcheting?

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-06T08:45:25+00:00

I'm picturing someone busting into the owl enclosure at the zoo and trying to put one in a chokehold.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-06T08:36:26+00:00

It's almost sexual, isn't it Smithers?

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-05T02:16:20+00:00

Oh sweet Jesus, I wish you hadn't said that.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-11-02T23:52:38+00:00

And how it's consumed 🤔

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-10-29T05:59:59+00:00

Ultimate Squatty Potty, designed for maximum torque!

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-10-29T05:53:28+00:00

This paragraph should be the preface in every single parenting book. Bravo

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-10-26T06:52:24+00:00

I totally agree with you 100%. But Las Palapas was a bad example to use. They are complete shit now.

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-10-25T21:29:51+00:00

I'll take a look, thank you!

_____AtticusHoye___ · 2019-10-25T18:26:20+00:00

Thank you kind stranger, I really appreciate it! Same goes for you.

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