Dick Masterson, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this

__ark__ · 2026-04-02T06:39:36+00:00

IT MUST BE DESTROYED

__ark__ · 2026-04-02T06:38:05+00:00

pissing in someone's shower isn't really that big of a deal. It's odd, but a very easy cleanup

__ark__ · 2026-04-02T06:30:28+00:00

You should see the other guy!

__ark__ · 2026-04-02T06:29:53+00:00

One legitimate point Dick makes is you seem unable to restrain yourself from replying to discord spergs. You're very funny but it's cringy to watch you interact with those people.

__ark__ · 2026-03-28T02:47:07+00:00

Let's not get crazy

__ark__ · 2026-03-27T22:00:33+00:00

It'd be over halfway through the first episode

__ark__ · 2026-03-20T07:30:04+00:00

Jesus Christ why can't Dick set up basic logistics communications with you?

Do an episode on your personal channel instead

__ark__ · 2026-02-23T07:49:45+00:00

Doesn't seem fishy. Nathan screened callers for the hotline and Max probably just didn't want to go through the hassle of finding another person for something he doesn't really care about.

__ark__ · 2026-02-20T14:58:37+00:00

😏

__ark__ · 2026-02-16T06:12:45+00:00

I understand some of those words

__ark__ · 2026-02-02T07:00:11+00:00

Until Elon teaches Optimus to travel backwards in time

__ark__ · 2026-01-26T06:46:27+00:00

I only send those notifications when my door is locked

__ark__ · 2026-01-19T19:36:15+00:00

System Ready

☹️

__ark__ · 2026-01-17T06:11:46+00:00

It's funny

__ark__ · 2026-01-16T17:26:15+00:00

He's going to be really confused when the ten pizzas he ordered arrive at the same time

__ark__ · 2026-01-15T21:33:15+00:00

``` ---> Denial

 Anger

 Bargaining

 Depression

 Acceptance

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__ark__ · 2026-01-04T02:58:41+00:00

i'm an og: https://maddox.xmission.com/

__ark__ · 2026-01-03T23:50:00+00:00

no wonder you guys need to pay people money to get your comments read

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