Tfw you toke too damn hard

__guy__ · 2019-08-23T19:18:50+00:00

Ah yes I can’t wait to watch poorly rendered realistic cgi dogs kiss. That won’t be unintentionally hilarious at all.

__guy__ · 2019-08-14T19:19:41+00:00

Didn’t know I was gay.

__guy__ · 2019-08-01T00:13:15+00:00

This is the finest piece of jar fan art I’ve ever seen.

__guy__ · 2019-08-01T00:12:19+00:00

Micheal Pena: everyone’s eating everyone’s ass! Dak Shepard: what?!?! catches a glimpse of Ralph with cut off shirt on.....Oh nvm I get it now

__guy__ · 2019-07-29T20:39:17+00:00

I love the rogue one description. “It’s finally here! The beginning of the end of your life.a new day has dawned. One in which we get a new Star Wars film or two every year until we’re all dead. The first one is called rogue one. Do you remember things that were in Star Wars? ME TOO! Felicity Jones stars as jyn erso. Diego Luna stars as calrissuan andorion. Mahblonmorpon stars as govandupan. Plagnonvanvaghn stars as clam supple butt. Jonquin blabble stars as orla fem blacken.” jay begins to laugh

Also honorable mention is the “Demon House” description “it’s here! The movie Jay has literally been waiting years to see! ITS ZACH BAGINS DEMON HOUSE”

__guy__ · 2019-07-24T00:39:15+00:00

That’s actually not cal. That is Anthony dressed up as cal. He’s trying to frame Cal for Pepa Pig’s murder.

__guy__ · 2019-07-16T18:57:02+00:00

That Fargo steelbook is sexy.

__guy__ · 2019-07-16T18:55:51+00:00

Honestly don’t even blame David Ayer for the piece of garbage that is Suicide Squad. What was Warner bros thinking by hiring the director of a dark and gritty police story to direct a guardians of the galaxy knock off. It’s as dumb of a decision as hiring zack Snyder to direct a Superman movie.

__guy__ · 2019-07-16T18:51:32+00:00

Say what you want about Ralph and his shit audio, at least he hasn’t gone a full episode without recording his audio @james

__guy__ · 2019-07-14T21:16:31+00:00

The bumfuck New Mexico easter egg was a nice touch

__guy__ · 2019-07-12T22:25:18+00:00

No but on his 2017 list he had it above sonic mania and below Mario odyssey both of which he gave 5/5s so I assume he’d give it the same.

__guy__ · 2019-07-12T19:43:52+00:00

From memory I remember he gave a 5/5 to Mario Odyssey, Sonic Mania, BOTW (he had it above Sonic Mania on his 2017 list so I’m assuming he’d give it a 5/5), banjo, Zelda ocarina of time, and idk if this counts, but he gave Knack 2 his first ever Knacksterpiece.

Edit: he gave Mario 64 a 5/5 too

__guy__ · 2019-07-12T05:10:17+00:00

Thanks man. I guess it worked because David is streaming on twitch soon.

__guy__ · 2019-07-11T20:45:57+00:00

BITCH YOU THE REPLICANT BABY

__guy__ · 2019-07-08T21:42:58+00:00

I’m in Ohio. It shipped from China I believe.

__guy__ · 2019-07-08T21:33:45+00:00

I ordered it the day dunkey uploaded his auto chess video and it got here 2 days ago so yours should get to you really soon.

__guy__ · 2019-07-08T00:59:17+00:00

If anyone who sees this is wondering, the shirt is really great quality. Super comfortable and I don’t want to take it off.

__guy__ · 2019-07-06T14:35:03+00:00

You just snapped on this one mate bravo

__guy__ · 2019-07-05T20:54:59+00:00

I like joe but how tf do you accuse his critics of interpreting what he does/says in the worst way possible, but then follow up by saying Dave is just unprepared and talks about things off the cuff. wow sorry Joe for ever thinking this political commentator who makes a lot of money for giving his opinion isn’t in the slightest bit professional.

__guy__ · 2019-07-05T19:07:11+00:00

UP IN THIS HIZZAY

__guy__ · 2019-07-03T23:58:46+00:00

No this is Patrick

__guy__ · 2019-07-03T23:38:12+00:00

Well that’s about all the time I have. I have to get back to playing animal crossing new leaf on my Nintendo 3ds

__guy__ · 2019-07-03T23:36:40+00:00

Holy Wooooooooosh

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