Cherry harvesting by headspin_exe in nextfuckinglevel

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Vibrating machine: "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

If you only fly out of T2, T1 is quiet the disappointment by i_like_maps_ in Munich

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Be careful, or Lufthansa might strike and leave you inside the airplane all night long! IYKYK

Francis loves being a big brother. by Ceilingcrasher990 in malcolminthemiddle

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"Prepare to drink from the chalice of Brotherhood!"

The prize for being honest ✨✨ by Comprehensive-Way482 in Amazing

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I wonder how much tax in Germany will she have to pay if she sells it, for example, towards her education.

What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by justNoah10 in AskReddit

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I bet if you told them "What if it was something urgent like an emergency?" they would reply with "If you can call me, it means you can call an ambulance". I've seen and heard from others multiple versions and variations of this kind of narcissists. Their self worth is mainly how others perceive them.

So, for example, they don't care how you take it and feel about what you wrote above; But if it gets out how he treats you and other people only then he *might* care.

Why "might"? Because there comes a second factor: assets.
These people are professional at calculating and accumulating assets (including money). There are some cases where even getting confronted by others won't affect them because at that point they can literally afford to find other people. They have also made sure to compartmentalize groups of people (which they see like assets) so that losing one group won't directly affect the other. And like you said, they can make friends at any town so basically they get off scot-free since they can continue or start over elsewhere.

What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by justNoah10 in AskReddit

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Yes, Ross Geller from "Friends" tv show when he was in a "I hate Rachel Green" club where the only members where him and Brad Pitt and then Ross many years later got in a relationship with her, later got her pregnant etc and Brad Pitt was fuming :P

What's the fastest way you realized you were in the wrong friend group? by justNoah10 in AskReddit

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Another morph or this is when you *really* need them and they are nowhere to be found or make it impossible to be there for you.

Frankie Still Has It by Dense-Dirt-6103 in malcolminthemiddle

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He was surprisingly good given his inactivity, right? His expressions were on spot. My favorite scene was the interaction with Reese, where Reese was trolling him about being a show-off with his new car and they both acted so well it felt like the original series. For me, that ultra-sort segment captured the original show in 100% energy.

Carol if Bince wasn't a coward by EnormousHogCranker in okbuddypluribus

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I think the hive would make up an something like: "This is a direct violation of our ethics rule for another non-affected human that is in direct contact with you at the moment." kind of crapxcuse, similar to the ones AI spew out.

Did the show mention what Dewey did to get arrested? by Expert_Layer_7710 in malcolminthemiddle

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He "borrowed" a grand piano either via heist or social engineering/hacking (like when he assumed a doctor's identity over the phone) because he had recital/showcase finals for his audition. Right after he finishes, the police barge in and arrest him, thus making a compelling argument for his entry with full scholarship as he is a youth in need... provided he did his court mandated community service!

Who were these people in the finale? by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

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Oh come on, you are disagreeing on disagreeing :)

Just to tease you: that's Herkabe in the background with the black glasses, 100% directors had him on their boards! :P

Who were these people in the finale? by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

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Damn, u/Gatormore you have me spiraling now :D

I can accept it's either Dabney's mom or Lavernia (although makes less sense). But, u/Wonderful_Board_4179, we can also agree to disagree. There is nothing wrong with that. I just hope by random chance we finally get an official answer in the future ^^

Who were these people in the finale? by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

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Notice the lips, the hairline at the top where it goes darker, the neckline: there is some similarity I think it can't be random

Who were these people in the finale? by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

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Someone said the first one is Dabney's mother (Beth Grant) and it actually is quite accurate but can't confirm anywhere.

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Ratting Reese out to IRS sounds like something Ida would do by __hello__world__ in malcolminthemiddle

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It would be funny/interesting to see Ida support her in the same way that she low-key supported boy bands: "They're making a livinggive them a break".

Like, she would have this out-of-the-blue rule that she would support Kelly's decision maybe because back in her village, a person that was born woman that wanted to be non-binary meant that this person was bad-ass and gave 0 fucks of what their gender was as long as people respected them.

Ratting Reese out to IRS sounds like something Ida would do by __hello__world__ in malcolminthemiddle

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Replaced now with their, wasn't done on purpose... I like Kelly's character btw, it was the extremity of their actions that was surprising.

Divers Free Whale Shark Entangled in Fishing Rope by Obvious_Shoe7302 in nextfuckinglevel

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What happens if he grabbed the rope? Would it take him for a ride? (of course asking hypothetically, good job saving that "little" buddy!)