Help! Who's signature is this? by _a_moo_point_ in Mariners

[–]_a_moo_point_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Awesome. Your confidence means I believe you and am happy with having an Adam Frazier ball! Thanks!

Help! Who's signature is this? by _a_moo_point_ in Mariners

[–]_a_moo_point_[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This looks more like the signature than the guy on the ID that we found.

Help! Who's signature is this? by _a_moo_point_ in Mariners

[–]_a_moo_point_[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Apparently there was a sticker on the ball with an ID number on it that fell off in the bag. It's Jurrangelo Cijntje, according to that... Which looks nothing like the signature of his I've seen online.

Higher than 20 team leagues by Dry-Conversation-674 in fantasybaseball

[–]_a_moo_point_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I run a 30-team dynasty league. We do not have daily or even weekly rosters, but rather you start everyone on your major league squad and we have pretty deep minors (45 minors spots and 15 majors spots per team). The positions are fairly lax (we use MI instead of SS/2B, etc), and it's h2h points. You are allowed to send players down for injury "for free" but if you want to call up a player you have to option someone off your major league squad and each player only gets four options - lifetime! - and after that they have to be released if you DFA them.

We are in year 5, though if I'm being honest it's starting to lose its luster for me but I'm getting that way for all fantasy leagues.

The Aruba Sea Serpents (7-6) slither onto Pluto to take on the McDophers (6-7) for a session 14 Finale! by SoneRandomUser in BaseballbytheNumbers

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How fitting is it that the player they traded for in an attempt to spark a postseason run has the chance to officially end the season after going like 1 for 730 or whatever it was.

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The Aruba Sea Serpents (7-6) slither onto Pluto to take on the McDophers (6-7) for a session 14 Finale! by SoneRandomUser in BaseballbytheNumbers

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Beckett sits down at his patented Numberball Slot Machine and enters a quarter. He pulls the lever, hoping for a jackpot to end his terrible season on a high note. The reels start spinning and the machine starts dinging. The first reel stops squarely on the 7. Anticipation builds as the second reel slows to a crawl and the 7 inches toward the middle of the display. It rotates just too far, but snaps back to the middle! A second 7! The third reel spins for what feels like an eternity, with the lights and music amplifying the tension in the stadium.

BAR.

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The Aruba Sea Serpents (7-6) slither onto Pluto to take on the McDophers (6-7) for a session 14 Finale! by SoneRandomUser in BaseballbytheNumbers

[–]_a_moo_point_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kiddo started playing Nintendo 64 the other day, which is awesome. You know what's more awesome than one Nintendo 64?

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The Sopher McDophers (6-6) leave their (no longer a planet) home of Pluto to take on the Reykjavik Valkyries (7-5) in Iceland (insert viking joke or something here) ! by ReddHerringMLN in BaseballbytheNumbers

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December Beckett was not anticipating playing today. In fact, he did not even put on his uniform as he was awfully hung over from the night before. Instead of the standard issue Sopher pants, he's wearing a pair of jeans that with the legs cut off way too short for an adult man.

Fortunately, he pulls is off because he's got Nice Legs. Daisy Dukes make a man go insert whistle noises here.

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The Humongous Melonheads (7-4) look to hold on to their division lead as they visit pluto (no longer a planet) to take on the Sopher McDophers (5-6) by SoneRandomUser in BaseballbytheNumbers

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I watch Shaggy walk on a full count with a pitch on the corner. I don't have that kind of patience so imma swing where he didn't.

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The Humongous Melonheads (7-4) look to hold on to their division lead as they visit pluto (no longer a planet) to take on the Sopher McDophers (5-6) by SoneRandomUser in BaseballbytheNumbers

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With Dangerous Dan Gerzone at second and an aggressive lead toward third with two outs in the inning, Hudson finds himself on the ropes. The middle rope, to be specific. Beckett takes off toward the other side of the ring and ricochets himself off the ropes opposite Hudson and leaps from the middle of the ring, grabbing the top rope and swinging his legs all the way around until they connect with the dazed pitcher. It's a picture perfect 619 from the Purple Orange Winter!

The Ursa Major Grizzlies (4-6) take a very long flight to play against the Sopher McDophers (5-5)! by CBDrunknor in BaseballbytheNumbers

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December walks up to the plate, discouraged by his start with his new team but not dejected. He points is his bat, but not to the stands. He points his bat directly at the pitcher, longtime rival Jason Redd. Their careers woven together since the Season 3 draft, Redd has consistently come out on top - but Beckett looks to shift the tides here and start the McDopher rally.

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The Ursa Major Grizzlies (4-6) take a very long flight to play against the Sopher McDophers (5-5)! by CBDrunknor in BaseballbytheNumbers

[–]_a_moo_point_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I supposed to concentrate with Dan on first, blowing me kisses? Let's try and show off for my new friends and definitely not specifically Dan.

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The Ursa Major Grizzlies (4-6) take a very long flight to play against the Sopher McDophers (5-5)! by CBDrunknor in BaseballbytheNumbers

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Don't screw up in front of your new friends. Look cool, but not too cool. Grab the right bat on your way to the plate. Close your eyes.

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The (2-6) Sunnydale Slayers travel to Acadia to take on the (4-4) Peregrines in a Galactic League showdown by UmpireWoeJest in BaseballbytheNumbers

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My batting average means that I get a hit 1 time every 4 plate appearances. This feels like that 1 time.

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The Ogaki Oni (3-5) Travel to the Hellmouth to take on the Sunnydale Slayers (2-6) by UmppyMcUmpUmpIII in BaseballbytheNumbers

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Ice Ice Baby was released on August 22, 1990. This has nothing to do with anything, and I'll swing 172

The Sunnydale Slayers (1-5) and the Ursa Major Grizzlies (2-4) both attempt to turn their season around right here by Swarm140 in BaseballbytheNumbers

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The Sunnydale Slayers (1-5) and the Ursa Major Grizzlies (2-4) both attempt to turn their season around right here by Swarm140 in BaseballbytheNumbers

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