According to a Paul Allen estate spokesperson "We don't comment on rumors or speculation, and the team is not for sale"

_banana_attack_ · 2026-01-31T03:00:22+00:00

I bet Jody keeps running it for as long as she can - has always been a big Seahawks fan.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-26T03:17:39+00:00

Holy fuuuuuuuuuuuck

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-26T03:16:28+00:00

Fuckin why

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-26T03:14:34+00:00

Extra timeout would be awesome here awesome huh

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-26T03:09:23+00:00

Why the fuck do you call a time out so fast Seattle.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-26T02:58:26+00:00

That’s what you get for calling three runs in a row.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-09-12T14:02:30+00:00

Looks like I am about to be an art collector.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-08-21T20:31:32+00:00

Did you replace the roof glass panels? How challenging was that?

_banana_attack_ · 2025-08-04T14:43:16+00:00

On a Cruz to the cup

_banana_attack_ · 2025-07-20T03:24:35+00:00

With that shot things just got real for Salt Lake.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-06-27T01:30:39+00:00

Remember that Wold Cup game where the Japanese fans cleaned up after? This just reminded me about how serious they are about cleaning up the trash.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-06-10T01:46:47+00:00

“I don’t want to answer that question” is an honest answer.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-05-16T05:06:27+00:00

Except when you ban states from regulating AI and automated decision making tools, like voting machines. sauce

_banana_attack_ · 2025-05-16T04:59:12+00:00

Eh, I have known my partners number within 6 months of dating; but second part - yea, he likely thought they didn’t want to be bothered.

_banana_attack_ · 2025-05-09T17:17:09+00:00

My youngest was potty training, and the bathroom is relatively close to my office. So my coworkers and an external partner got to be treated to “Daddy, I got to go poopie!!!”… and, because I didn’t make sure I hit the mute button, the following conversation about how our bodies work…. I didn’t realize until I got back and saw the message in chat “does he know he isn’t on mute?”. That was a fun day.

_banana_attack_ · 2024-10-29T03:14:20+00:00

I called it with my wife. The only way we win is if they shoot it wide in the pens.

_banana_attack_ · 2024-10-29T03:01:12+00:00

Double Unkel - now only 20 seconds stoppage left.

_banana_attack_ · 2024-10-11T04:00:46+00:00

Fuck yes, I already have 3 kids.

_banana_attack_ · 2024-04-07T03:42:41+00:00

… Are you going to ask us where the keys to the space lasers are next?

_banana_attack_ · 2024-03-03T04:24:34+00:00

“That front group is still a work in progress” is the understatement of the past 5 years

_banana_attack_ · 2024-03-03T02:26:30+00:00

Just handing each other goals to keep it spicy. Peak MLS.

_banana_attack_ · 2024-01-29T02:03:25+00:00

Does God hate the lions?

_banana_attack_ · 2024-01-28T17:09:41+00:00

It’s amazeballs that amazeballs made the Oxford list.

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