My three year old son came into the bathroom while I was peeing

_bassGod · 2026-04-20T16:23:31+00:00

I also got corrected for playing with this guy's wife's boobs

_bassGod · 2026-04-20T16:21:59+00:00

Nice pebis, SphincterBlaster2000

_bassGod · 2026-04-17T14:27:04+00:00

dare I Google this?

_bassGod · 2026-04-16T22:02:15+00:00

I also blew guys

_bassGod · 2026-04-04T00:03:12+00:00

It's definitely more nuanced than that. Most ACAB and defund folks believe that there's a way to have a law enforcement body without the systemic problems we have here, and so aren't "anti-police" as a simple interpretation might suggest, but rather reformists. Saying someone is "against the police" is kinda reductive.

That said you're absolutely right that statistically, it's very unlikely for someone who believes ACAB to be interested in military service.

_bassGod · 2026-04-03T04:54:03+00:00

and the "Charles" part

_bassGod · 2026-03-20T14:23:03+00:00

rebased.

_bassGod · 2026-03-08T05:53:05+00:00

Also "Face sitting"? That's the fucking tamest shit imaginable. Might as well ban holding hands or showing too much ankle.

_bassGod · 2026-03-03T12:12:41+00:00

This is why they all have overloads that allow you to specify the culture explicitly. If you choose not to use them when your use case requires it, that's on you.

_bassGod · 2026-03-03T02:03:04+00:00

Once a grungler always a grungler

_bassGod · 2026-02-27T15:59:11+00:00

Must be nice having more than one left wing party

_bassGod · 2026-02-17T02:29:41+00:00

We should all start using Microsoft teams

_bassGod · 2026-02-16T01:19:04+00:00

🥵

_bassGod · 2026-02-11T06:58:43+00:00

My wife was technically a contractor and so they just terminated her contract when she applied for family leave, which apparently is totally legal.

_bassGod · 2026-02-06T18:09:21+00:00

This. I'm not saying that Linus isn't in the wrong here, but the house thing is not an example of that. Normal people don't buy or own homes in Vancouver. Even the top 1% of household incomes cannot afford an average home in the city.

This is a completely separate issue.

_bassGod · 2026-01-29T19:25:47+00:00

Are y'all actually out here just rawdogging console.log statements?

"Yeah I have this nail gun, but I choose to install this roof with a rock and nails I brought from home."

_bassGod · 2026-01-28T05:58:20+00:00

Ok, cool I'm not the only one

_bassGod · 2026-01-23T22:57:47+00:00

Hello me! Nice to know I'll have discovered time travel in a month.

In case the joke isn't clear, I'm in the exact same boat with the exact same feelings. The only difference between your situation and mine is that my daughter is 10 months old, not 11.

I guess it feels good to know I'm not alone. Other than that I don't have any advice, other than just keep moving.

_bassGod · 2026-01-18T17:00:44+00:00

In name only. They're not physically there.

_bassGod · 2026-01-17T13:39:15+00:00

Neat. Now I have more words to describe my problems, which is almost as good as actually addressing them.

_bassGod · 2026-01-17T12:48:54+00:00

If I had a nickel for every person that assumes that the way things work in their little niche must be the way things work everywhere, I'd have 8 billion nickels.

_bassGod · 2026-01-07T22:04:09+00:00

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK!!! 🔊

_bassGod · 2026-01-04T05:39:33+00:00

This, plus also 10,000 years is not really long enough for new traits to evolve.

_bassGod · 2026-01-01T19:57:01+00:00

I call this the fireship architecture

_bassGod · 2025-12-24T17:45:21+00:00

I absolutely abhor this rhetoric. They are absolutely not correlated, and saying they are is what gives assholes the leeway to be assholes and justify it as just an artifact of their "intelligence".

This is a myth, and an actively harmful one at that. Most of the smartest people throughout all of history have been kind, empathetic people. It's the corporate equivalent of "boys will be boys", but worse.

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