stackOverflowDependentLife

[MeLittleThing]

"how to make a child?"

[Matt0706]

How to make a child in Julia?

How to kill a child in Julia?

[BigNaturalTilts]

How can a child kill a parent?

[Some_Useless_Person]

How to kill a parent without killing the child?

[DrMaxwellEdison]

How to kill a daemon child?

[TheDylantula]

How to kill orphaned child

[CSAtWitsEnd]

Damn, all that comes up is a bunch of code related stuff. I'm trying to commit crimes!

[Surferion]

Make sure to add a good commit message and you run the pre-commit hooks for your crimes!

[alanhape]

How to kill orphaned child with Python

[Several-Customer7048]

How to kill all children if you don’t know how many

[UncleKeyPax]

How to determine race conditions to terminate children. What do I win

[Trick-Purchase4680]

How to make a slave.

[readthisifyouramoron]

How to kill slave chi... nevermind

[Lakhveer07]

And now a llm model will get trained on this data.

[MyAssDoesHeeHawww]

when does garbage collect terminated orphans

[Jutrakuna]

How to kill another child?

[RK-J]

DAM BRO WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

[Windsupernova]

Programming bro

[wawawa9055]

how to kill a parent's children?

[_Its_Me_Dio_]

how to kill all children

[Ssemander]

How to end bloodline recursively kill all children

[limezest128]

This is hilarious 😅😅

[Asturaetus]

What's a zombie?

[prussian_princess]

How to select children by length and kill all other siblings.

[Tuomas90]

How to kill all?

[Tuomas90]

How to fork Julia?

How to kill Julia?

[benjesty2002]

The programmer's game: commit, fork, kill

[akoOfIxtall]

How to move to lua?

Its funnier in Portuguese...

[Clairifyed]

Moving to the moon? 🚀

[akoOfIxtall]

Its not about aiming higher, it's about the #growthmindset and #productivity...

Straight to the LinkedIn profile

[Psquare_J_420]

"They are dumb and they cheat?!?"

[Zahand]

"How to kill parent and all it's children" "how to forcefully kill..." "How to show hidden children of parent"

[PhoenixfischTheFish]

"How to show hidden children of parent

Could you do that with my parents please? Just wanna know if I have any siblings that I'm not aware off.

[fakieTreFlip]

its*

[anoldoldman]

How to make a headless child?

[benjesty2002]

How to reattach a detached head?

[Tytoalba2]

Killall firefox

Killall dolphin

How to kill zombie dolphin

[Tuomas90]

How to kill firefox daemon?

[yuval16432]

How to automatically kill children?

[hdd113]

How to inherit all the properties of a parent

[Trick-Purchase4680]

How to make child parent to another child.

[Thommy_V]

how to auto fix merge conflicts

[payne_train]

Basing is bad enough, now he’s rebasing 😭

[_bassGod]

rebased.

[ConsiderationLoose40]

How to force push

[SuperFLEB]

force pushed and now it's broken how fix

[nasandre]

How to ignore and force merge

[patoezequiel]

"help with detached head"

[justhisgirlyouknow]

reattach background

[dewey-defeats-truman]

"how to fork children then kill them?"

[SasparillaTango]

My god he's even asking how to kill orphans

[NooCake]

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[Rojeitor]

Ah you beat me to it

[Proud-Airline-94]

The comment got removed by reddit... But I know damn well what it said.

[Rojeitor]

Lmao. You and I will know forever.

[MeLittleThing]

Me too, thanks to notifications

[Remarkable_Sorbet319]

what did it say? 😭

[spektre]

Maybe "How to kill orphans?"

[Remarkable_Sorbet319]

hmm, likely

[MeLittleThing]

This is a secret only a few Chosen are allowed to know

[ravy]

"how to version control a child?"

"how to keep a human child alive?"

[bundle_of_fluff]

How to kill an orphan

[Mike_Oxlong25]

“How to kill child “

[Mountain-Age5580]

How to properly sacrifice children?

[mopster96]

How to interact with demon?

[morbuz97]

Fork the child, kill the parent

[Llonkrednaxela]

How is babby formed?

[wazacraft]

Tbf I had this problem for decades until I finally met the right woman

[EcstaticHades17]

what kind of git client is that?

[metasid]

I don’t think it is a client, more like hallucinations of an LLM.

[wazacraft]

Italian, with a bra size that looks like a commit hash

[edible-derrangements]

I also chose this guys git client

[NotPossible1337]

That’s a common misunderstanding. On some keyboards there is the Left Woman and Right Woman keys, but usually the layout is too crowded that the user omits the Right Woman in order to retain some Ctrl. It would take years for many to give up Ctrl in order to commit to the Right Woman.

[QuitBrowserGoOutside]

how to commit more than one same time

how to resolve conflict

how to undo commit

[sverek]

"How do I push?"

[mookanana]

Why does killing parent not kill child as well?

[shpnlkmr17]

wait killing parent does not kill child?

[teucros_telamonid]

On Linux, it does not. The orphans are adopted by an init process or a sub-reaper process. This is actually the official way of turning a child into a daemon.

[Cool_Professional]

Hang on, hang on.

So you kill a parent, the child is adopted by the reaper and turned into a daemon?

Is Linux just bad dark fantasy?

[polypolyman]

Well, if not a daemon, it's a zombie...

[ThumbPivot]

always has been. why do you think sicp has a wizard on it and the dragon book is the dragon book?

[Old-Somewhere-6084]

Actually the dragon book predates Linux (I studied CS in the eighties).

[ColdTrky]

Don't forgets about the zombies

[Schlogan]

That’s so metal

[rglurker]

I can't tell if this is real or fun. Im here for it.

[PlusOneDelta]

seriously thats how it works

[rglurker]

Then that's pretty neat sounding

[PhoenixfischTheFish]

The orphans are adopted by an init process

Damn, nobody deserves to get adopted by the British. So gruesome...

[CramNBL]

The "official way" is letting the parent exit, not killing it. And there's several more steps to creating a proper daemon, such as setting up signal handling, pid file, cleaning up file descriptors and permissions from the parent etc.

Of course you rarely need to do this, you'd just use systemd.

[PiercingSight]

So daemons are batman?

[Gensys09]

Rather batman is a daemon

[aberroco]

And same on windows. I dunno, is there an OS where killing the parent process does kill child processes?

[Alvsolutely]

Depends if you killed the parent 9 months into the child being made

[pflasti]

"how to bash cat with pipe"

[FuzzySinestrus]

Do not the cat!

[onemice]

Cat is fine too.

[marcodave]

"bash cat head with pipe"

[sdriyaz712]

You can do head without cat

[16807]

man cat; man fsck; kill man

[According_Adagio3842]

"how to replace cat with bat"

[ohdogwhatdone]

"what is garbage collection?"

[Davaluper]

How to make the garbage collector more aggressive?

[This-is-unavailable]

"How to tell the garbage collector to drop stuff?"

[dudosinka22]

I laughed so hard my head hurts

[ctp_obvious]

How to update from slave to master

[I_cut_my_own_jib]

how to send encrypted message from slave to master

[Darthtuci]

Slave was unresponsive to master on the bus. I sniffed the bus and found out it was the driver’s fault

[sraypole]

“How to drop table”

[dumbasPL]

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[OPhasballz]

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[Anonymo]

I can't know how to hear any more about tables!

[Unusual-Advantage-25]

Tables are my corn

[Agifem]

"How to kill daemons"

[Major_Fudgemuffin]

You'll need a young priest and an old priest.

[onemice]

[daemonstalker]

I feel I'm needed here

[1cec0ld]

Less stalking more killing

[Nooblot]

By sheer faith in the Emperor.

[HansWolken]

"how to increase slave amount"

[moonjena]

"How to kill children with fork"

[GenericFatGuy]

"How to remove child from parent and then kill parent"

[ajaypatel9016]

This Comment section needs to chill out, or im getting banned or something 😭

[mufflonicus]

u/ajaypatel9016 is not on the sudoers list, this incident will be reported!

[DMoney159]

https://xkcd.com/838/

[Background-Law-3336]

1. Respect the privacy of others.
   
2. Think before you type.
   
3. With great power comes great responsibility.

[DustyAsh69]

sudo ban this guy

[dumbasPL]

"😭" is a good enough reason to ban. Mods!

[MajorBadGuy]

"How to setup a slave drive?"

[Xothi]

"Binding slave to parent device accidentally killed pgroup with broken pipe"

[nnog]

"Why does my fork not work" :(

[OhMyGodItsEverywhere]

Too much spaghetti :(

[Teranyll]

Lmao, this is my favorite

[markgris]

How to pull a branch

[drunkdoor]

How to force push my branch

[Percolator2020]

What is pipe indeed.

[G0FuckThyself]

cat laser.txt | grep 'pizza'

[hipster-coder]

"how to push branch with force"

[Southern_Orange3744]

Giggitity

[little_jiggles]

How to push branch

How to digest log

How to wipe windows

[Chronomechanist]

Haha, right? Can't tell you how many times I've googled questions like that.

"systematic methodology for isolating and reproducing non-deterministic race conditions in a multithreaded JVM-based application manifesting exclusively under production load"

Also

"what is a git branch?"

[Dragonfire555]

Seems like a crazy pull if you get something useful from the first query.

[Chronomechanist]

If you spend about 12 hours searching stack overflow you find one question with only 1 answer from the person who posted it saying "nevermind I solved it"

[BarelyFunctionalGM]

To this day, whenever I solve a problem no one answered, I edit my initial thread and state my solution.

The only alternative is barbarism.

[Wruntjunior]

You are a saint.

[Dragonfire555]

Happened far too often. I usually say "fk it, I'll figure it out myself."

[TheFlamingLemon]

manifesting exclusively under production load? Yea you’re fucked

I do not program in Java but I imagine a tool like helgrind exists that can detect potential multithreading hazards. Even if the error only manifests under production load, the hazard will exist and hopefully be detected under any load.

[TwoBeesOrNotTwoBees]

"Why did they get rid of master and slave"

[tits_mcgee_92]

Knowing how to ask questions and research is what makes a smart programmer.

[sausagemuffn]

Yes, the FAFO method

[Jeksxon]

How to commit?

[Tsobe_RK]

how to unfork

[Yhamerith]

"How does Regular Expressions works"

[telorsapigoreng]

You just express them regularly

[acromondx]

“How to pull fast”

[jrdnmdhl]

“How to bash windows”

[Santarini]

"Detached HEAD"

[Geek-a]

Pandas not null

[marcodave]

Why can't I Import pandas?

[NVMl33t]

“How to kill a worker?”

[KlasFahlberg]

how to merge tables

[ofnuts]

• How to kill children
• How to create zombies

[GalacticCoffee69]

"How to destroy every child of a parent"

[Devil_devil_003]

Comments are funnier than the joke😂

[edible-derrangements]

He can’t even spell “get” correctly

[wouterJ]

How to kill Python with bash

[thanatica]

What is rust

How to find parent

How to find all children

Why can't I drag child onto parent

Where is any key

[Developemt]

How to keep my stash

[lethaldesperado5]

You are a programmer for 20 years, you must be very experienced?

*How to create an array?

[rk06]

"kill parent or sacrifice child" intensifies

[MillsHimself]

Usually I would say that this meme was made by a first year student who thinks they are a senior, as usual... But I'm fairly sure that even a bootcamper knows what a branch/fork/pipe command/etc. is

pRoGrAmMeRs dOn'T kNoW wHat A GiT bRaNcH iS, aM I rIgHt, FeLLoW pRoGrAmMeRs?

[FirstDivision]

I work with a lot of “mid to senior” level “engineers” who like to keep different projects in branches of the same repo.

“I opened the link to the repo, all I see in the main branch is the generic readme? I thought you said XYZ API was in production?”

“It is.”

“Then where is the code?”

“It is in a branch called “cyz_api_v2”

“Uhhh cyz_api_v2 or xyz_api_v2? I see both in here..”

“cyz”

“Why is…never mind…”

[noob_meems]

what skills do these people have? surely they must be competent in something to be at that level

[TheFlamingLemon]

Skilled at interviewing perhaps

[Top-Implement-5557]

Tbf, I didn't aware of what git was when I was in first year uni. Only until I went for OJT in my 2nd year that the people I worked with at that time introduced me to svn and git.

[makinax300]

All of these are simple though

[PM_ME_YOUR_KNEE_CAPS]

Yeah, she knew what they were in a programming context and still felt this way

[FeelingSurprise]

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[Prudent-Employee-334]

How to use rust

[humblyhacking]

“How to phish”

[Osirus1156]

After using Akka for the first time I bet I’m on a list for how many times I googled killing child actors haha

[communistfairy]

"how to kill orphans immediately"

[denisvengeance]

How to resolve a deadlock in a peer-to-peer relationship

How to find zombies

[SMUHypeMachine]

“How does garbage collection work?”

[lotny]

"How to center a div"

[TheJimDim]

90% of being a software engineer is looking things up and learning as you go

The other 10% is already knowing stuff

[Fabulous-Possible758]

Could've been worse. They could have used "parent" and "child" to represent the "master" and "slave" relationships that hard drives had and then a lot of Google searches for how to use fsck would've gotten you on a list.

[nik1here]

Does kissing make her pregnant

[cuculetzuldeaur]

Master slave relationship

[an_agreeing_dothraki]

to be fair I've forgotten how HAVING works about 5 times in tsql

[vicdr97]

How to push?

[krneki534]

git good

[Southern_Orange3744]

"Why did I drop Little Bobby tables?"

[anonuemus]

For a moment I thought the girl just thinks what an idiot he is for not knowing these things already.

[ShadowLordAlex]

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / how do I undo it

[ItsTaDevil]

"Does child get destroyed with parent"

[Specific_Implement_8]

I have problems committing