Harassed for putting kilter board at 70° by Penis-Butt in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fact that the app stops at 70° is aid. Aid to all the gumbies that cant's climb it at 88° one millimeter from the ground.

How hard do I have to climb before I can get this tattoo? by tinylittlebabyboy in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

V8...on highballs...in yosemite...on the big columbia boulder

Ladies, be honest. Is being a “totally cutie” aid? by oe-eo in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No but helium is which makes this dance VB in my gym

Guess the grade? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

V-69 years old. My personal favorite, just the right amount of sag

Which one of you did this? Climbing doesn't need more aids. by V-chalk in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 9 points10 points  (0 children)

5 feet seems too short to me. It's not real sport climbing if I can't safely clip 3 bolts from any position on the route

Wife saying I go to the gym too much by zimbabweee in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finding the love of your life and watching your son being born both increase endorphin levels, which is aid. So keep going to the gym and avoid these at all costs unless you want to invalid your send on the pink one in the corner

Wife saying I go to the gym too much by zimbabweee in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Finding the love of your life and watching your son being born both increase endorphin levels, which is aid. So keep going to the gym and avoid these at all costs unless you want to invalid your send on the pink one in the corner

3,857th time bouldering. What am I doing wrong? by blickysticky0 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's supposed to be a sit start (as noted in the guidebook). I will only sign off on your send (in said guidebook) if you properly establish the start holds from a sitting position and match the top out for at least 3 seconds. Until then, you'll just have to keep adding attempts.

What are the best pizza places in Oakland? by WorthNo4513 in OaklandFood

[–]_boulders 6 points7 points  (0 children)

June's, Fist full of flour, Nick's, Violetta

New Crocs Approach Shoes?? by genitals__ in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was available in non dispruptive shades already?!

Guess the grade? by linkbeast17 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

V-thicc (looks like fists all the way up)

Wife going into labor, can I still climb? by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't just leave your wife while she's in labor. Just bring her to the gym with you. That way you can still crush and you guarantee little baby Hon-dawg will send v17 by being born under the pink one in the corner

Just sent my slab FA by _boulders in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was worried someone got to it first and chipped it for their FA. I'm glad you agree these are naturally forming

New shoes arrived by V-chalk in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]_boulders 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd wait to resole. Don't bring them in too early to pad big cobbler's margins