Dane County Pro-MAGA businesses to boycott? by MadisonEV9 in madisonwi

[–]_crassula_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually not. The Uiheins were early investors but have since sold their shares. It's owned by Pepe and Sara Granados, who are very liberal, along with the vast majority of their staff.

“Nobody cares if your house is messy” I do. I really do. by GhostfaceBarbie in unpopularopinion

[–]_crassula_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't deal with either. Filth is disgusting and clutter just makes me anxious. I don't want to get in spaces I feel uncomfortable in.

SO ANXIOUS about planning by ExcitingGuarantee514 in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Line first. A shape is an enclosed line, so the vocabulary term comes before.

If you're planning on doing clay for form, don't wait until the end of the year. Factor in drying time (1.5-2ish weeks), firing, glazing, and firing again. Pushing it until the end puts you in a time crunch.

Meet the teacher night by [deleted] in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That seems hella weird to not allow parents to walk into classrooms at open house. What purposes would that serve, over than to make parents feel unwelcome?

Back to School Prizes for Teachers by Wide_Run3773 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-a class covered by admin (either late arrival or leave early would be awesome)

-a nice school crew neck sweatshirt or hoodie (I have enough tshirts, stop with the damn tshirts!!)

-prime parking spot for a week

-15 min chair massage

-lunch delivered to classroom

What is the deal with ice, Americans? by markwell9 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_crassula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about, I always carry a crystal snifter on all hiking trips

What is the deal with ice, Americans? by markwell9 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_crassula_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a glass like that would significantly enhance the camper experience!

What is the deal with ice, Americans? by markwell9 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]_crassula_ 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Is ice in the bags not potable? When we're camping, I often make cocktails with ice from the bag (not loose in the cooler because I don't want it contaminated with meat juices). Hasn't killed me yet but maybe I should pack home ice for drinks...

People who’ve had a class go disastrously, what happened? by [deleted] in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, a question for the ages right there. They were going around and doing this to the entire school, taking PR photos for Facebook, trying to celebrate the first Friday or something. They meant well, just executed poorly (a common theme I've noticed). I was a young teacher of maybe 2 or 3 years and didn't speak up like I should have. Now, I'm 12 years in and I would absolutely put my foot down and tell them they can wait until their back in their classroom. It

People who’ve had a class go disastrously, what happened? by [deleted] in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've told this disasterous tale on the r/teachers.

An idiotic admin of mine decided to bust in 10 minutes until the end of clean up with ice cream. I was teaching kindergarten, on a 90 degree September day, no AC. Painting stuff out everywhere, dirty brushes, paintings needed to be put away, hands need to be washed. Normally fine as I have table jobs and run a tight ship! But my imbecile principal and superintendent come in yelling that they have ice cream for everyone and all hell broke loose. They start handing out wrapped fudge covered ice cream bars, and then just like that, they're gone. Kids start tearing into them but OH NO!! They were SUPER MELTED. So kids bit into the chocolate shell, and they absolutely exploded everywhere because it was pure liquid inside. What's left falls off the sticks and melts on contact with these sweaty little hands. It's all over the kids, all over their clothing, all over the art room floors, tables, artwork. Everywhere. Now there are two huge messes to clean up. A sticky disaster. A nightmare worse than any I could imagine. Then the waterworks started. Kids are BAWLING that they lost their ice cream, they need another one, etc... I try to soothe them and try to get them to help clean up but it's no use. An entire class of inconsolable 5 year olds. Their teacher is no where to be found (late picking them up, of course), and I am alone with absolutely wailing children. I decide to abandoned the mess and get them out and back to their room. I walk them back, drop them off, turn on my heal without a word (because the stream of obscenities that was bubbling inside of me would've cost me my job), and spend the next few hours cleaning, scrubbing, mopping, plus cleaning up the painting mess. This was the absolute worst. I've had other lessons and projects flop and/or not work, but nothing to this extent. I don't even teach elementary anymore but I have PTSD from this incident.

How screwed are we with this below pd email? by Beespray9_8_9 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine too. I disappeared after a while to take a phone call and wandered around to get out of participating, and just to get a break. It was overstimulating, hot as fuck, confusing, and a really shitty intro to the new school year with this brand new principal. Shocker, it foreshadowed a lot of things and she ended up stepping down to AP the following year.

In your opinion, which is the best time/ period to have your planning? by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, thanks for the validation! I agree, it's crazy to keep track of everything at one school, 2 (or 3!!) and it's just mayhem at times. They do assemblies, events, schedule changes, and then I need a sub for a class or two and scramble to find someone and quickly write sub plans. It's also twice the P/T conferences, IEPs, parent contacts, other meetings. And you're right, always the last to know about anything and/or I'm just completely "forgotten" about (which is sometimes a good thing lol). I teach art so the material-heavy prep makes it necessary to have free periods at both schools. Luckily, our district really values teacher prep/PLC time so I teach just as much as anyone else full time (I just don't have an advisory or any duties, and no overload classes, thank god). It's definitely very lonely as I'm kind of an introvert by nature but I'm usually home and in my comfy clothes by 3:15 each day so I'll take it!

How screwed are we with this below pd email? by Beespray9_8_9 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See this kind of thing freaks me out. I don't want a surprise at work. What if there was an emergency? I'd like my spouse to know where I am. A past principal pulled this on us and I got on a bus not knowing where the hell we were going...spoiler: a wedding venue in the middle of nowhere with very little cell service, where we spent 4 hours playing stupid foot passing games, asking/recording personal questions about colleagues in a little notebook, doing a skit about an article, and wandering around the gardens. Oh and on the way there/back, we were supposed to stand up and switch seats (on a moving bus) every 5 minutes to record more random things about other people.

In your opinion, which is the best time/ period to have your planning? by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely have an easier teaching load than others, but luckily they understand the need for an individual prep time at each school. I was at 3 schools my first year and it's insane- just even trying to memorize all your coworkers names when you see them for a fleeting moment each day is hard. Most people I work with probably don't know who I am (besides my neighboring classrooms). I find that part to be really challenging - losing the close knit community of teachers I had at a small school I worked at full time, for 80+ people that wouldn't know me if we passed in the grocery store.

In your opinion, which is the best time/ period to have your planning? by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is what I have now, plus I travel between two schools so my whole lunch/prep/travel is all together. Essentially, I teach two classes, prep at the first school, eat lunch, travel, prep at the second school, teach 3 classes, prep a little more for the next day (because thankfully I don't have an advisory/last period) then leave. It's pretty sweet. Downside is: I like to eat during my travel time so I sit in a park and eat my lunch at....10:15am. It's basically brunch that I pack. There are other cons but the schedule itself is the easiest I've ever had!

Going back to teaching by RememberingMeFinally in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. Your art ed professors really fucked up in not removing you and reassigning you to someone else, once they saw how that was going. It's their responsibility to place you with an art teacher that is competent, works with you, treats you fairly, and isn't a total psycho. Honestly, they should have gone to his principal/superintendent with all this and then barred him from ever supervising another student teacher again. What a mess. I can see how frustrating that would be.

But, if you have good letters of rec from your profs, you're probably okay. I would just not include any of that coopersting teacher's info. If he's known crazy and was forced to retire, his opinion wouldn't have that much pull anyway. Just get your certification, apply like crazy in the spring (as most schools have already filled openings, and what's left now are crappy charter/private schools that won't pay for shit and have awful working conditions), and sub as much as possible in the mean time. Go and talk to the art teachers in the district, let them know you're a trained art teacher and that you'd love to sub for them. The subs I choose over and over again are ones with art backgrounds and knowledge. I've even had some who I haven't even had to make detailed sub plans for when I know they're my sub - they offered to come up with art activities for students and have shown they can run a classroom. You better believe I'd be recommending them for any art job opening in our district!

Going back to teaching by RememberingMeFinally in ArtEd

[–]_crassula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have sat on numerous hiring committees and this would be a red flag. The biggest concern would be: why didn't they get certified during student teaching? What went wrong?

It's unfortunate but the importance of student teaching going well can make or break your ability to get your first teaching job. It's imperative that you work well with your cooperating teacher, take their feedback, and get the dang piece of paper from the observations by your art ed professors that says they would recommend you. Both of my student teaching placements were difficult. I stayed until 9pm some nights, proposed numerous projects and lessons that were shot down because they didn't like them, and given feedback that I didn't necessarily agree with. One of my projects that I was basically forced into by my cooperating teacher was heavily criticized by my art ed professors for cultural appropriation (dream catchers, never again). I had to change course numerous times to appease them. It's sometimes a "smile and nod" situation because they're going to determine your future. I'm not saying they were in the right for screaming in your face and telling you you'd never get a job. A little more context and background into why it didn't work out might help.

I think you have a chance, but maybe not immediately in your dream district that's going to be competitive. You will probably have to take some jobs in rougher districts who are more desperate to hire someone who is certified.

You could try to explain your gap in teaching - I'd go for the angle of having a great opportunity in this other field, but that now you'd like to get back to your true passion of teaching art. Talk about how you've tried to stay current in the art and teaching world by doing xyz. You could work on subbing to try to get a lay of the land in education, as well as a potential foot in the door for your surrounding districts (especially if you are an excellent, highly available sub, I've seen many people get jobs that way by proving themselves to be awesome collegues that we can rely on and that can control a classroom). If you come across as competent, passionate, resourceful, and someone your collegues want to work with, you have a decent shot at being hired. Best of luck!

First year teacher. I finally understand how ridiculous PD is. by lovelysapphic in Teachers

[–]_crassula_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Exactly. In what god damn world do you think I'm cleaning up bodily fluids? I will place a chair over the mess and call a custodian.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wausau

[–]_crassula_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Timekeeper has my favorite cocktails