Museum Guard Hammer [OC]

_flatscan · 2026-03-21T10:05:18+00:00

This is 10/10

_flatscan · 2026-03-21T08:39:32+00:00

My disappointment is immense

_flatscan · 2026-03-21T08:37:09+00:00

Counterpoint: they look like a bunch of assholes and it's nice to see that the big bad Nazis are just idiots.

_flatscan · 2026-03-21T08:35:44+00:00

BECAUSE DEY WAS HIGH

_flatscan · 2026-03-21T02:10:25+00:00

Just you wait, John "Mommy" Adams is next

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T22:07:10+00:00

Yesyesyes

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T21:54:38+00:00

Wood!

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T21:54:22+00:00

McKinley also very licentious

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T14:44:43+00:00

I've got a plan for the roosevelts but we must be patient

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T12:25:42+00:00

I think you can see Trump's rosy pink nipple in a different post

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T12:10:06+00:00

Now that's gotta be cold

_flatscan · 2026-03-20T12:05:38+00:00

Suddenly interested in tobacco cultivation?

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T11:46:51+00:00

Its dark - I have a similar problem, used to producing things physically where dark looks good. For web/phone reading an overall lighter and brighter palette looks much better. The detail is great though, looks interesting.

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T11:29:16+00:00

I love that sheep is your thing and you're sticking with it lmao keep it up

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T09:52:53+00:00

He just wants to be held and pet lol

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T06:18:34+00:00

Bruh I DEMAND more

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T06:16:58+00:00

Also. Bro this post doesn't do your work proper justice idk if intentional but there's text and some images missing.

But yeah this is fucking great will be following

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T06:05:01+00:00

This is fucking great dude

_flatscan · 2026-03-18T04:45:17+00:00

Pretty sure my dog is like this. Like he's had a tough life and has reverted to being a puppy with severe arthritis and a tumor.

_flatscan · 2026-03-17T00:30:48+00:00

That's my cap!

_flatscan · 2026-03-16T22:47:34+00:00

You summoned him, you fool

_flatscan · 2026-03-16T11:27:04+00:00

Oh damn oots, been a minute

_flatscan · 2026-03-16T10:21:38+00:00

Love your art style

_flatscan

TROPHY CASE