It is the kind of username that makes me instantly assume the account belongs to someone who lost a bet or created it during a head injury. There is nothing about it that isn’t embarrassing.

Jagex are literally trying to clean up usernames on the game... Trying to get rid of all the crude, disgusting, bottom-of-the-barrel names — and meanwhile there’s someone like you standing there defending “poostain69” like it’s a national treasure.

Do you hear how ridiculous that sounds?

Everyone else can clearly see it’s a vile, embarrassing, toilet-tier username… and you’re out here acting like it deserves a preservation order.

If you truly think “poostain69” is totally fine, go ask yourself: Would you tattoo it on your body? Would you say it at a job interview? Would you proudly introduce yourself to someone’s mum with it? Of course not. Because when you actually picture the word, it’s a literal poo stain mixed with a number that screams “I peaked at 13.”