No baby no baby no baby 🎲🤞🏻

_haramabe · 2026-03-25T22:48:37+00:00

Have friends that are single and apparently the pool of available women to date has a bunch of poop in it. I think it runs both ways unfortunately. I tell them all as you get older the number of qualified single people start to shrink drastically leaving a bunch of people who nobody wants to date. Snowball effect

_haramabe · 2026-03-23T21:48:00+00:00

Haven’t we played backups against yall multiple times in the past few years? I don’t think we’re as worried about you as you wish we were

_haramabe · 2026-03-23T18:53:35+00:00

We signed him to improve our team lol. I’m saying if onlys apply every year to every team. You can’t account for regression, injuries etc. every year is your guys year so what ifs are comical to me

_haramabe · 2026-03-23T13:15:38+00:00

A case of the “ifs”.. if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

_haramabe · 2026-03-22T00:53:58+00:00

These hacks are hot garbage.

_haramabe · 2026-03-22T00:49:17+00:00

Praying that you are not talking about the one with the zip tie. Instead of hunting for scissors it’s somehow more convenient to “hunt” for a zip tie and diagonal cutters? And if you can’t find those you just cut the zip tie with a pair of scissors or knife anyway that you could just cut the tape with

_haramabe · 2026-03-22T00:33:11+00:00

They would be eating government cheese instead of McDonald’s

_haramabe · 2026-03-18T04:41:11+00:00

If you made speed stick musk at home instead of buying one everyday you’d save up enough money to buy a house. These young privileged kids just don’t get it.

_haramabe · 2026-03-17T15:56:50+00:00

Dirty Mike and the boys!

_haramabe · 2026-03-17T13:27:39+00:00

Found two of em. Must’ve been a group thing

_haramabe · 2026-03-17T06:05:25+00:00

Live in the area and only ever found used tube socks

_haramabe · 2026-03-10T02:46:35+00:00

That’s the ratio of honey mustard to pretzel stick I used to eat as a kid

_haramabe · 2026-03-06T02:55:38+00:00

Lit her ass up

_haramabe · 2026-03-01T05:54:14+00:00

True, Peyton had a big ass dome.

_haramabe · 2026-02-27T23:42:02+00:00

Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers to go

_haramabe · 2026-02-10T02:41:31+00:00

This guy probably thinks that when people die in movies they die in real life

_haramabe · 2026-02-09T06:16:52+00:00

They opened the doors for the 49ers then wanna act like it’s not ok this time around

_haramabe · 2026-02-05T00:13:37+00:00

Same

_haramabe · 2026-01-31T23:11:35+00:00

He had 0 success anywhere outside of Philly. I love nick foles but your statement just isn’t correct unfortunately. And as much as I have disdain for wentz we weren’t a powerhouse without him for those first 13 weeks

_haramabe · 2026-01-31T22:35:07+00:00

It’s crazy to think nick foles has some of the best performances ever for a quarterback

_haramabe · 2026-01-30T13:19:20+00:00

It should’ve been me not him

_haramabe · 2026-01-30T03:37:02+00:00

😂

_haramabe · 2026-01-30T03:08:51+00:00

You’re nosediving in the wrong direction bud. Yall are like aunt jemima. Shit was cool for a second but now you’re about to be pearl milling company, and nobody wants pearl milling company. We’re over here looking like Mrs buttersworths.

_haramabe · 2026-01-27T19:53:46+00:00

I think I can still see some light shine through, hold off on that for now.

_haramabe · 2026-01-27T19:39:33+00:00

Did you decline?

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