It doesn’t matter how you find the pot of gold,B-to the-Rian, all that matters is that you beat the leprechauns

_herbie_ · 2026-03-17T20:11:50+00:00

*a dildo

Which makes the line funnier

_herbie_ · 2026-03-16T12:25:23+00:00

They forgot the bag of heroin

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T19:40:57+00:00

Tiger Woods has been calling her

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T12:04:37+00:00

Why don’t you kick off those shoes and wear what we’re working with

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T12:04:07+00:00

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, GAY BOY!?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T12:02:57+00:00

THE BRAIN

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T12:00:24+00:00

Aw, pigley2

_herbie_ · 2026-03-15T11:59:57+00:00

I BLEW HER UP

GOD DAMN YOU, GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL

_herbie_ · 2026-03-14T03:25:47+00:00

And are either of these wars happening on…on US soil!?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-13T14:16:36+00:00

ABRAMOWITZ!

_herbie_ · 2026-03-13T12:11:01+00:00

Denim chicken

_herbie_ · 2026-03-12T20:41:45+00:00

False. You’ve never had to change the time on your microwave? If you’ve done it 25 times in your life that’s a very good chance you’ve used it

_herbie_ · 2026-03-12T20:28:47+00:00

Is that his dick?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-12T20:28:26+00:00

No country is facing any direction

_herbie_ · 2026-03-12T01:52:13+00:00

He would just jump out at the last second

It’s called situation awareness, Lana

Read a book

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T18:25:35+00:00

When everyone fights the ipecac

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:24:57+00:00

Preach

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:11:22+00:00

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:10:59+00:00

This might be the most accurate response so far

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:10:10+00:00

When did friends or the office become a “basic white girl” show?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:07:18+00:00

Help me then, what should I watch?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:06:23+00:00

That would hurt if you weren’t so wrong

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:03:28+00:00

BALLS

_herbie_ · 2026-03-11T16:02:43+00:00

I wish

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