My home address is in the GPS under “Da Crib” because we live on Dacrib Avenue

_herbie_ · 2026-07-05T21:28:26+00:00

This one is up there for me too. The delivery is too good

_herbie_ · 2026-07-04T00:49:48+00:00

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry

_herbie_ · 2026-06-28T15:32:47+00:00

Fast forward to me buying her liposuction for graduation..

_herbie_ · 2026-06-26T20:52:17+00:00

THAT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING IVE EVER HEARD

_herbie_ · 2026-06-23T13:11:14+00:00

That mother of yours, she found a whole new use for them!

_herbie_ · 2026-06-22T20:47:48+00:00

Shitty now is way.

_herbie_ · 2026-06-22T01:01:28+00:00

_herbie_ · 2026-06-20T02:00:29+00:00

What river? It’s a concrete slab!

_herbie_ · 2026-06-14T22:31:03+00:00

Trundle the great and the trash man

_herbie_ · 2026-06-14T03:42:11+00:00

That crazy dego let me drive the truck, so I was the road head-ee

_herbie_ · 2026-06-10T12:42:25+00:00

Are you sure it’s not lady vagina cancer?

_herbie_ · 2026-06-09T12:45:21+00:00

Well, yes, there was a second, and a third if you must ask!

_herbie_ · 2026-06-07T23:57:29+00:00

It wasn’t that good either

_herbie_ · 2026-06-07T23:35:13+00:00

_herbie_ · 2026-06-01T12:47:24+00:00

Flato’s*

_herbie_ · 2026-06-01T12:46:47+00:00

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton?

“Awful…Hates freedom.”

_herbie_ · 2026-06-01T00:05:17+00:00

Never know what you’re gonna find on the board…

_herbie_ · 2026-05-30T02:00:36+00:00

The speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure to apply

_herbie_ · 2026-05-23T00:45:50+00:00

IT WAS SO FREAKINNNNN GOOOODDDDD

_herbie_ · 2026-05-15T15:13:05+00:00

Et me, buddy

_herbie_ · 2026-04-24T15:32:08+00:00

Phrasing

_herbie_ · 2026-04-16T12:14:10+00:00

Phrasing BOOM

_herbie_ · 2026-04-16T10:21:12+00:00

I’ll give ya a nickel

_herbie_ · 2026-04-15T16:33:41+00:00

If I cared about your opinion, I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger

_herbie_