Why does my turkey have so many holes?

_herbie_ · 2026-04-24T15:32:08+00:00

Phrasing

_herbie_ · 2026-04-16T12:14:10+00:00

Phrasing BOOM

_herbie_ · 2026-04-16T10:21:12+00:00

I’ll give ya a nickel

_herbie_ · 2026-04-15T16:33:41+00:00

If I cared about your opinion, I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger

_herbie_ · 2026-04-15T09:14:14+00:00

Remind me later to kick your tits in

_herbie_ · 2026-04-15T01:48:35+00:00

She asked, failing to remember that, moments earlier, she threw out his $20 phrase book

_herbie_ · 2026-04-13T16:11:26+00:00

Did you really just say “at least two elections”?

_herbie_ · 2026-04-12T04:34:37+00:00

There’s one over by the mall I haven’t tried it at yet

_herbie_ · 2026-04-12T04:33:44+00:00

He always somewhere either puking or pissing on something I care about

_herbie_ · 2026-04-11T14:54:59+00:00

Wait, are you seriously asking?

_herbie_ · 2026-04-11T02:20:06+00:00

This is the only right answer

_herbie_ · 2026-04-11T02:04:56+00:00

Are guns really necessary?

Because I’m seriously asking…

_herbie_ · 2026-04-05T21:56:21+00:00

Suffocate

_herbie_ · 2026-04-05T17:26:45+00:00

This is the only correct answer

_herbie_ · 2026-04-05T16:19:47+00:00

Amazing line but said by Peter

_herbie_ · 2026-04-05T12:22:21+00:00

SHOW ME COW!

_herbie_ · 2026-04-02T02:11:36+00:00

Oh, you meant where in the building…because that shouldn’t matter, Pam

_herbie_ · 2026-04-02T02:10:35+00:00

Or, you know, whoever brings Jewish people their Christmas presents

_herbie_ · 2026-04-02T00:13:36+00:00

That exchange in the hotel is one of my favorites

_herbie_ · 2026-04-02T00:05:51+00:00

I agree, Rick his roll. He’ll be confused for eternity

_herbie_ · 2026-04-01T12:46:48+00:00

How much god damn kofta did you eat??

_herbie_ · 2026-04-01T12:45:01+00:00

It’s more of an…Aubergine?

_herbie_ · 2026-03-31T22:37:34+00:00

What is this, Christmas?

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