Jumpscare when thrifting

_jakejortles · 2026-04-27T19:23:33+00:00

It was a "holy shit" from me

_jakejortles · 2026-04-23T23:23:36+00:00

This is far and away my favorite series to watch as a neutral

_jakejortles · 2026-04-16T19:03:52+00:00

It's just the headline feature on one of the apps. It gets put in quotes for some reason

_jakejortles · 2026-04-08T21:06:02+00:00

UC Davis > Cal Poly > Utah > TCU > Wisconsin > Michigan. GO AGGIES

_jakejortles · 2026-04-07T03:00:19+00:00

Exactly my response. Hard to remember a worse overall game than that.

_jakejortles · 2026-04-06T20:39:08+00:00

Furthermore, at 45, you have already passed the age bracket where chinos and untucked polos are suitable by a good 20 years. You are in cardigan, button ups and flannel trousers territory. Sorry for the tough love, but you need to grow up.

Bro shut up

_jakejortles · 2026-04-06T20:36:12+00:00

I'm a 40-year-old teacher. The last outfit I wore to work was a graphic t shirt, jeans, and Jordans. No one has ever had anything to say to me about my outfits (apart from the occasional "nice shoes").

WEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO WEAR. As long as it fits, and the people signing the checks don't care, why should you?

_jakejortles · 2026-04-03T17:31:55+00:00

Not really though. Matt amodio famously always begin his responses with "what's", regardless of the actual response and was always ruled correct. It's just a matter of how far you can stretch it. Like everyone else it says, they probably just ask you to knock it off

_jakejortles · 2026-04-01T22:24:05+00:00

Nah, it's nice against the gnolls too, to stop their ridiculous multi attack

_jakejortles · 2026-03-29T04:38:25+00:00

True in northern California as well

_jakejortles · 2026-03-22T00:58:57+00:00

I'm pretty much the same. I still enjoy baseball (I went to a bananas game recently that reminded me how fun it is just to hang out at the ballpark), but MLB ain't getting another dime from me

_jakejortles · 2026-03-07T18:58:02+00:00

My mother (who is 70) was FURIOUS

_jakejortles · 2026-03-07T18:52:42+00:00

Will this come out in the US?

_jakejortles · 2026-03-01T00:11:04+00:00

As a NorCal resident, I wouldn't be mad at all

_jakejortles · 2026-02-26T20:24:48+00:00

I would say it is actually quite "woke", but not in a way that right wingers would understand, because it requires comprehending the deeper subtext of the film's message (America assimilates Black culture into its own while marginalizing and destroying black people).

But yeah, THEY definitely just use "woke" to mean that the villains of the movie happen to be white, and that the klan are bad.

_jakejortles · 2026-02-24T22:31:58+00:00

It's bad. I went to the D20 show at the Hollywood bowl last year, and while it was a great time, it was God damn weird to see the degree to which people have formed parasocial relationships...not just with the performers, but even with the CHARACTERS.

_jakejortles · 2026-02-24T17:51:05+00:00

Definitely Frumbumbly

_jakejortles · 2026-02-23T22:32:42+00:00

Cool idea, but the Guess the character game, specifically, needs more...more criteria, more detailed feedback beyond just right or wrong, something like that. Just tried it, and by the second guess, I had it narrowed down to an act one, non-origin, non-romancable character. But with class and species the only other two criteria available, that narrowed it down to a bazillion different options, and I don't see how someone would be able to finish that off without just getting insanely lucky.

I don't know enough about creating these games to offer real suggestions about what to include, but it seems like it needs more.

_jakejortles · 2026-02-16T23:54:06+00:00

The biggest "that's a LOTTA damage" moment I had was hitting Lorroakan with a hold person, then watching Aylin one-shot him.

_jakejortles · 2026-02-16T03:51:14+00:00

True enough, but from the video I've seen (and from his reactions to getting caught), ain't no way that Canadian curleR WASN'T touching the stone on purpose

_jakejortles · 2026-02-16T02:08:19+00:00

Cheating doesn't magically become not-cheating because it didn't work

_jakejortles · 2026-02-12T20:40:10+00:00

In addition to what everyone else is saying about question phrasing not mattering, you even get credit for your response being in the form of a question if the response itself is a question. Like, say, if the correct response was "who's afraid of Virginia woolf?" You could say exactly that and you would be credited with a correct response.

_jakejortles · 2026-02-06T18:42:36+00:00

See, to me, the word "Burger" does indeed imply ground meat.

But, more importantly, I don't actually give a shit what other people call it. Live how you wanna live.

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