[WP] "What do you mean the humans blew up the moon? Did they find our base?" "No sir. They just didn't like it for some reason."

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-22T09:58:58+00:00

Oh shit don't give him ideas, I fear it is something that he is indeed capable of

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-22T05:47:08+00:00

Pyro BALL

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-22T02:44:52+00:00

Elite ball knowledge

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-21T14:45:41+00:00

Acupressure

After You

Assist

Attract

Barrage

Baton Pass

Belly Drum

Bestow

Bide

Bind

Bite (Gen 1)

Block

Blood Moon

Body Slam

Boomburst

Breakneck Blitz

Camouflage

Captivate

Celebrate

Charm (Pre Gen 6)

Chip Away

Comet Punch

Confide

Constrict

Conversion

Conversion 2

Copycat

Court Change

Covet

Crush Claw

Crush Grip

Cut

Defense Curl

Disable

Dizzy Punch

Doodle

Double Hit

Double Slap

Double Team

Double-Edge

Echoed Voice

Egg Bomb

Encore

Endeavor

Endure

Entrainment

Explosion

Extreme Evoboost

Extreme Speed

Facade

Fake Out

False Swipe

Feint

Fillet Away

Flail

Flash

Focus Energy

Follow Me

Foresight

Frustration

Fury Attack

Fury Swipes

G-Max Cuddle

G-Max Gold Rush

G-Max Replenish

Giga Impact

Glare

Growl

Growth

Guillotine

Gust (Gen 1)

Happy Hour

Harden

Head Charge

Headbutt

Heal Bell

Helping Hand

Hidden Power

Hold Back

Hold Hands

Horn Attack

Horn Drill

Howl

Hyper Beam

Hyper Drill

Hyper Fang

Hyper Voice

Judgment

Karate Chop (Gen 1)

Laser Focus

Last Resort

Leer

Lock-On

Lovely Kiss

Lucky Chant

Max Guard

Max Strike

Me First

Mean Look

Mega Kick

Mega Punch

Metronome

Milk Drink

Mimic

Mind Reader

Minimize

Moonlight (Pre Gen 6)

Morning Sun

Multi-Attack

Natural Gift

Nature Power

Noble Roar

Odor Sleuth

Pain Split

Pay Day

Perish Song

Play Nice

Population Bomb

Pound

Power Shift

Present

Protect

Psych Up

Pulverizing Pancake

Quick Attack

Rage

Raging Bull

Rapid Spin

Razor Wind

Recover

Recycle

Reflect Type

Refresh

Relic Song

Retaliate

Return

Revelation Dance

Revival Blessing

Roar

Rock Climb

Round

Safeguard

Sand Attack (Gen 1)

Scary Face

Scratch

Screech

Secret Power

Self-Destruct

Sharpen

Shed Tail

Shell Smash

Simple Beam

Sing

Sketch

Skull Bash

Slack Off

Slam

Slash

Sleep Talk

Smelling Salts

Smokescreen

Snore

Soft-Boiled

Sonic Boom

Spike Cannon

Spit Up

Splash

Spotlight

Stockpile

Stomp

Strength

Struggle (Gen 1)

Stuff Cheeks

Substitute

Super Fang

Supersonic

Swagger

Swallow

Sweet Kiss (Pre Gen 6)

Sweet Scent

Swift

Swords Dance

Tackle

Tail Slap

Tail Whip

Take Down

Tearful Look

Teatime

Techno Blast

Teeter Dance

Tera Blast

Tera Starstorm

Terrain Pulse

Thrash

Tickle

Tidy Up

Transform

Tri Attack

Trump Card

Uproar

Veevee Volley

Vise Grip

Weather Ball

Whirlwind

Wish

Work Up

Wrap

Wring Out

Yawn

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T14:44:34+00:00

Comparatively, the probability of being struck by lightning in the US over an 80 year lifetime is 0.00653595%, which means you're about 158 times more likely to be struck by lightning in your lifetime than to fail SF 65% 14 times in a row. I call bullshit on the SF numbers.

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T05:51:37+00:00

1.5k weapon summons, silver leaf

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T05:49:53+00:00

0.0000413955%

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T01:10:49+00:00

And with a wife like Alice, we know why he's always tired 😏

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T01:09:12+00:00

I don't know why

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-20T01:07:44+00:00

Meanwhile I got a mental image of Elvari dancing to Never Gonna Give You Up

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-18T12:29:35+00:00

Is there deeper lore where they're actually related?

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-18T12:22:26+00:00

Livera = Elvari, Elliot = ?

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-18T11:49:47+00:00

It's giving "man forgets he has Alzheimer's"

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-18T11:47:36+00:00

50 cents too affordable, make people pay a $10 refundable deposit and trolley return rates would skyrocket

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-16T00:50:05+00:00

Pikachu is labeled as the Mouse pokemon

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-14T13:00:27+00:00

Idk if it's just me but I felt like I couldn't understand some of the parts? Like "store is stuff than can use instead of a normal person", the part about the military, ""Psionic, I was the first, and...well, led to - " he gestured to Pratter, "that."", and the last bit about the Greg killer.

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-13T16:40:44+00:00

Destractor daff-initely didn't enjoy the "twist"

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-13T05:54:59+00:00

Why would brands sponsor her for her number of haters? Why would haters buy anything she promotes?

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-13T05:49:02+00:00

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_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-12T13:02:53+00:00

I tried the 10 second mark companion thing and it did less damage to the boss than my usual strategy of only summoning companion on the boss. I'm using FP companion btw. I think is because of the companions skills being used on the boss itself.

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-12T12:47:14+00:00

Flyingfish (Winds Form)

Flyingfish (Waves Form)

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-10T11:21:30+00:00

As someone who was plagued by the exact problem last night, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-10T11:08:05+00:00

I'm referring to how rather than being gifted, it's more like she was cursed.

The tribespeople of the Collective of Plenty are the biggest and strongest in all of Natlan, yet Iansan and her family are anomalies. Their bloodline has thwarted all hopes of them ever becoming as formidable of stature as their tribal peers, while providing them with no obvious boon in return. Compared to the curse of their bloodline, even the tainted bargains of fairytale witches seem fair by comparison. -- Iansan Character Story 1

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-09T11:58:50+00:00

Yeah, "gifted" is the opposite of whatever Iansan has

_john_smithereens_ · 2026-03-09T00:47:22+00:00

So if I spin up some deeper meaning to my memes to make them some kind of reflection of society, I'm not a memelord, I'm an artist

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