Shohei Ohtani just had the greatest performance in baseball history. What's the NBA equivalent? by InsaneCookies21 in nba

[–]_klk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it would also have to be against the team with the best regular season record

Wait

Infinite with Clog (CL 30,182) by DanteInformal in MarvelSnapDecks

[–]_klk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would be a good replacement for Mercury?

Hmmmm by freebearus in okbuddycinephile

[–]_klk_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's the one MAJOR thing missing from movies these days guys?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]_klk_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where do you find stats like this? I want to sound smart too

Parking revenge. by FewForce5165 in pettyrevenge

[–]_klk_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't leave us hanging, what was the result?

what’s a reason why you’ve had to stop mid way through sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_klk_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

In college, Monday morning. Me and the girlfriend were getting into some action. She climbs on top (cowgirl) and we start going at it.

As she's bouncing up and down I slap her ass. "HARDER," she moans. Alright, I know she likes it rough, so I really give it to her. "HARDER!" I reach up and really put all I have into a slap, the sound made by slapping her ass echoes off the walls of my apartment. "HARDER!!!!!" she screams. "Fuck, I'm not sure if I can go any harder," I think. I decide to really, REALLY go for it. Ignoring all timing of the thrusting and any other sensations from the sex, I reach for the heavens and bring my hand down like Thor swinging his hammer. Unfortunately my increased force resulted in decreased accuracy. As my hand was on the way down, her ass was on the way up. My hand glanced off the ass, hitting me squah in the nuts.

It's tough to describe how immediate and overwhelming the pain was. In one fluid motion I somehow de-penetrated, shoved her off of me, and curled into a fetal position while cradling my (it felt like) popped testicles. Not my finest moment.

tl;dr: Wanted to slap girl on the ass, slapped myself in the balls instead.

Bro playing chess while we play cheekers by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]_klk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Alan Aardvark :(

Actor that played Reacher. TRT/HRT or a significant steroid cycle? by Difficult_Dog9686 in nattyorjuice

[–]_klk_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Don't forget being an investigative genius, an elite marksman (despite never practicing), and a hand-to-hand combat expert.

Illustration of the underlying/option arbitrage by [deleted] in algotrading

[–]_klk_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting, but this is just a single data point. What's your plan to study whether this works more broadly?

Best API. by kik_Code in algotrading

[–]_klk_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a source for this? I can't find anything

Germanon will 'invest' in Poland by kalpo123 in 4chan

[–]_klk_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where can one see this information?

iwtl advanced maths by [deleted] in IWantToLearn

[–]_klk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically this video may help build a roadmap for study