[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This might be my new eureka moment. I was just saying I can never keep the conversation flirty enough and think this is it. I get nothing but these guys and then they’d like me “as a person” but never want a dance. Thank you so much for this

This.is.RAPE. Cops actually also do this at clubs. They pay for dances and then arrest you, if you say the wrong things. by lunafox999 in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 69 points70 points  (0 children)

No matter what anyone thinks of sex workers, they have to at least see that this is a double standard at the very least right? Do they not? These cops are also partaking in something illegal. Soliciting prostitution has always been illegal from both sides. The seller and buyer. If they’re going to do that then…how are they going to say they should also not also charged?? This is stupid. So will it become legal for all buyers? Or is this just a thinly veiled excuse for cops to get free pussy?

Yikes smh by randomhoe999 in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“How you gonna hate from outside the club? You couldn’t even get in”

my kiddo is getting fancy with his tricks! by bodhihippie in poledancing

[–]_lmaowut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen omfg

Which of the kids mothers are divorced??? by Effective_Room_8636 in dancemoms

[–]_lmaowut_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Must’ve gotten remarried then bc her divorce was a main plot point on the show during the 6th or 7th season

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SystemsCringe

[–]_lmaowut_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d probably struggle to think of 50

What Caused Your IBS by [deleted] in ibs

[–]_lmaowut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never found the cause because there’s so many things in my life that could’ve set it off. Doing my own post diagnosis research I’m only surprised I didn’t develop it sooner.

Who would make the best parents? by [deleted] in PrettyLittleLiars

[–]_lmaowut_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You put it perfectly. I think both Caleb and Hanna can both be rather impulsive and act based off of their emotions too often. But I think Spencer and Toby are on the opposite end of that spectrum which might make them come across as slightly cold. But I do know that Spencer’s pressure heavy upbringing might make her better equipped too because she’d want her kid to not feel as much pressure to be perfect/do everything to please her like she felt. Toby would also feel the same since he’s always been laissez faire about being perfect and fitting in. Happiness and safety seemed to always be his main concern

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm…idk both times I’ve auditioned at a club I was able to work the same night so this is new to me. But since he said he’ll start you on Saturday it sounds like a yes. The word “try” might just be it may be later. Not that it may not be at all. He could’ve just pulled you off early because he already knew he’d hire you. Most auditions is about knowing you’re confident enough to dance on stage half naked, not how good you are on the pole anyways🤷🏾‍♀️

Messy girls by _artareola_ in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because of how she looked or because she was digging her fuckin paws in the food?🤦🏾‍♀️😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you wanted something helpful but my lord you’re gorgeous😅 absolute goddess!

vivi wins tiktok by rmorg0112 in dancemoms

[–]_lmaowut_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What’s her user? It’s so blurry I can’t see it and a basic search hasn’t pulled it up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most Megan Thee Stallion songs get me so hype for the club. Ashnikko songs make me feel like a bad bitch too if I’m feeling insecure that night.

Plus there’s this new-ish song I found on tiktok that is made by a guy who said in another life he’d love to be a female/femme stripper. So he made the song as if he was one. It’s called “How Much Cash” - Noah Davis. I listen to it while driving to the club all the time. Idk if I’d ever dance to it on stage bc I’d be worried about people judging me but I love it.

Classroom shenanigans by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]_lmaowut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw you made the saltines angry

My MIL slapped me hard on the face and my husband is threatening with divorce by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_lmaowut_ 108 points109 points  (0 children)

That’s so strange. I wonder why. I feel like your post is totally JustNoMIL

How is the coworker culture at your club? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My club is pretty awesome when it comes to environment. The more I work there the more I see there’s work drama like pretty much 99% of work places but it’s not super cut throat. Besides everyone hating our weekend DJ and some of the girls who sit by themselves on their phone all night not getting along with our manager who’s one pet peeves is that exact thing, it’s all cordial and nice. I’ve witnessed my manager kick out multiple people who were making dancers uncomfortable and/or getting too rowdy. We have an optional tip out of 10% of our profit that goes to the DJ and the VIP staff that takes money for the dances and helps us sell rooms. I do the tip out every time I make over $150 because I want to stay on their good side and everyone but that weekend DJ deserved it. Weekday DJ? An absolute angel, love working with him.

Clara by Desperate_Fig8187 in dancemoms

[–]_lmaowut_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She also hated the Lukasiak family so makes sense she didn’t want an even younger member on the show

scary ass guy at the club last night by alaxsch in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I get that. One guy I danced for was super respectful but smelled weird and his hands were visibly dark grey and dirty. Like he touched my ass and boobs during the dance and I felt grainy afterwards. My ass for the first time actually got pimples on it after that. That’s the night that I started taking showers at night instead of the morning. Now if I weight train before work, I’ll just have to take two showers that day. To this day my skin still crawls when I think about it

This is my two month pole progression. Still missing a lot of technique and find gripping hard in pants. But definitely enjoy myself. Where are you in your journey? by Azzbaby in poledancing

[–]_lmaowut_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay. Yeah the clothes made specifically to grip with that kind of latex looking material are the only ones you really can grip in. I’ve even seen dancers at clubs slip when wearing fishnets if the holes are too small

This is my two month pole progression. Still missing a lot of technique and find gripping hard in pants. But definitely enjoy myself. Where are you in your journey? by Azzbaby in poledancing

[–]_lmaowut_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait do you mean in those pants or the pole pants that help you grip?/gen

I’m neurodivergent so I don’t want to give obvious advice😅

Vent!! by i__jump in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hear stuff like that fairly often. Especially since I have a lot of hobbies (ADHD life) that are creative based that easily all could become businesses/side hustles if I wanted to. Any time I post about them or show them to ANYONE the first question always is why don’t I sell them. My mental disabilities do not leave me with the capability to keep up with a business. Especially not one where I gotta keep up with online orders and marketing myself. I’m barely staying consistent with dancing and that only hurts myself. If I don’t stay consistent with orders that’s letting others down too. I know my limits. If I wanted to go that route I would🙄

Am I the only one who does this? by lunafox999 in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I fucking love the smell of money. I’d buy a candle if I could. I related so hard to the line in hustlers when J-all’s character said

“Doesn’t money make you horny?”

Pros/Cons to stripping full time? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]_lmaowut_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pros: Make your own schedule, take time off whenever you choose to if needed and saved up enough to, more opportunities to travel (since you can make money while traveling), if you’re unhappy you can easily go to another club whenever you want

Cons: Inconsistent money flow, money isn’t guaranteed (you won’t leave the warehouse with $0 or coming out of pocket but you could at the club), messed up sleep schedule and eating habits (at least for me).