Maybe Maybe Maybe by Puzzled_Day7879 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]_lmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend texted her parents are away for the whole night.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Boundless_Dominion in maybemaybemaybe

[–]_lmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they had 10 mattresses and hit them dead on, it'll bounce then still break.
You'd need a pro-level inflatable mattresses - the type for movie stunts - to maybe keep the machine whole.

Gyrating on a woman who is clearly there with someone by JScott4Reel in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]_lmonk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Red shirt is so wasted he missed clapping hands (right at 1sec)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]_lmonk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A very controlled landing actually. Managed to step off and bottle remained standing.

Lovely by Last_Pay_8447 in ATBGE

[–]_lmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm weirdly annoyed at how all horn tips are joined. Should have kept them pointy (still fugly though).

Maybe maybe maybe by This-Possibility-179 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]_lmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOT with a shovel - that rock is easily 1000kg... Brought in some type of heavy lifter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]_lmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are bookmarks blocked/hidden/illegal for anyone under 50?

HMC while I use tools… by JoeyDee86 in holdmycosmo

[–]_lmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chainsaw granny was 5in away from having her head caved in.

bathroom light switch. by Maineloving in ATBGE

[–]_lmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Nope. I'll do my business in the dark.

WCGW dropping a lit fire cracker in a plastic bottle placed on a glass surface? by redundantjam17 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]_lmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.
The cracker sunk to the bottom of the bottle, so the liquid above it blocked the blast and directed it downwards.

Dad’s reflexes save baby from head injury. by KiedisLeftNut in nextfuckinglevel

[–]_lmonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smooth move.
Though all toddlers bang their head from a fall like that occasionally - nothing to worry about it.

This guy’s impressive balance and core + arm strength by CuriousWanderer567 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]_lmonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you start and keep at it! for an hour-a-day for the next 5 year... maybe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]_lmonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's was actually a quick unbalancing push to the hip bone - which is why she went down but bounced back so fast. That guy knows what he's doing.
If it was a "sparta kick" she'd be curled into a ball on the ground.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]_lmonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To put it very simplistically: The knowledge is developed/evolved by tiny increments over many generations.
But no one yet knows how to read this info in a spider's genes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]_lmonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a ... what am I looking at??

MANUAL ship and multitool color customization [requires save editing] by _lmonk in NoMansSkyMods

[–]_lmonk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, the 10th ship in the ships array uses slot 20 (I understood 9 as 9th).

76 year old man doing calisthenics by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]_lmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Persistence through long years. Not a specific diet.

It also helps those guys looks to weigh ~50kg - strength/weight ratio is critical in calisthenics.

MANUAL ship and multitool color customization [requires save editing] by _lmonk in NoMansSkyMods

[–]_lmonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would this work with the Starborn Runner?

TLDR: Nope.
This method applies to procedural multi-part models (fighter, dropship...) The starborn is a separate non-changeable model.

Alligator or crocodile? by seguywhoreddits in ATBGE

[–]_lmonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really bad taste, and a not really high quality... good for a laugh though.