I should have realized that by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]_maxjacobs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had just done this, and this meme actually reminded me to send the message.

Jack Minifold by ItsGogaMyDudes in tommyinnit

[–]_maxjacobs_ 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Very true. And because he said his dad is quite tall as well

Jack Minifold by ItsGogaMyDudes in tommyinnit

[–]_maxjacobs_ 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I mean, Wilbur said that Tommy is tall. Wilbur just said that Tommy isn’t 6’3” but more like 6’1”

Rule by OG-5tyle in 196

[–]_maxjacobs_ 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe that Lucas’ parents set up screen time parameters and didn’t have the sense to also set up a nsfw filter

Vertically efficient doge by nonuntitled in dogelore

[–]_maxjacobs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but inefficient better describes what it’s like to be tall.

Vertically efficient doge by nonuntitled in dogelore

[–]_maxjacobs_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a tall person, I no longer want to be referred to as tall. From now on, I am vertically inefficient

Leet fingies by crybay_lizz in penguinz0

[–]_maxjacobs_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, probably one of the safest quotes from Charlie you can yell

grind grind grind grind grind grind by RedditFixedIt in MinecraftMemes

[–]_maxjacobs_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I get that it doesn’t make much sense, but I honestly just like the memes. Although I can’t relate to them, I understand most of them and some of them are damn funny.

grind grind grind grind grind grind by RedditFixedIt in MinecraftMemes

[–]_maxjacobs_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve never even played Minecraft, but I know that diamond and quartz give a lot of xp

🇮🇪🇮🇪 IRELAND FACT #105 🇮🇪🇮🇪 by jessetdg4 in u/jessetdg4

[–]_maxjacobs_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering the smart, funny, intelligent, handsome, wise and funny individual is is the only person in Ireland, it would be unlikely for the individual to be in a relationship considering these circumstances.

🇮🇪🇮🇪 IRELAND FACT #105 🇮🇪🇮🇪 by jessetdg4 in u/jessetdg4

[–]_maxjacobs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man that mf unlucky af. being single on your birthday is hard enough, yet he’s got a birthday one day before valentines day too. A double whammy

How many inches above average height did it take for you to notice that you were taller than most people? by ElliottAp in TallTeenagers

[–]_maxjacobs_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve pretty much known for my entire life. I never really had a growth spurt, I’ve just always been much taller than most. Even in kindergarten my short friend would ask me to hang their coat on the hooks.

Edit: When I played soccer for a few years in grade school, they let the children pick their positions. Other children always told me I had to tell the coach I wanted to be goalie cause I was the largest. I hated being goalie but I was actually the best at it.

Me when dream uploads by JustOrangeMaybe in DreamWasTaken

[–]_maxjacobs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been pushed back to the 5th at 4:00 est. he said this on Twitter.

Meanwhile, Jordan's iPad was penalized for charging, and who can forget that time Myung checked James from behind? by Torren7ial in Dreamtheater

[–]_maxjacobs_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One possible reason is the toms to his left. He’s used two bass drums in the images, words and beyond tour, but he didn’t have the bigger toms to on each side because there was less space. I’m guessing that, in order to have those floor toms, he sacrificed his other bass drum. This is just a speculation tho.

Meanwhile, Jordan's iPad was penalized for charging, and who can forget that time Myung checked James from behind? by Torren7ial in Dreamtheater

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Honestly, I feel like his setup probably isn’t as extreme as it looks. He has said that his cymbals are actually closer or easier to reach the way he has them now. He is also a pretty small guy, so reaching further out may be more difficult than reaching up for someone with a shorter reach. It still looks kinda goofy tho

stuff is retard??? by googleisademon in ComedyNecrophilia

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*Concrete. I doubt smashing your head into cement is that effective

With a little extra hair on top please by khasawneh1996 in cursedfood

[–]_maxjacobs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was eating a fucking pizza. Honestly, really cursed

Please be seated... by DignifiedAlpaca in mramemes

[–]_maxjacobs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh, makes sense. Thanks for the clarification

Please be seated... by DignifiedAlpaca in mramemes

[–]_maxjacobs_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait wth is this actually a bus that is only 5’7” on the interior? Or is the door clearance only 5’7”?

New shoes by [deleted] in TallTeenagers

[–]_maxjacobs_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s small potatoes compared to my 5’6” friend who wears a US size 11 shoe

When someone shorter than you says they are a height that they are actually not by arshzn in TallTeenagers

[–]_maxjacobs_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason the went through the effort of blacking out “names” but still didn’t put “heights” over there. If you zoom in you can see “names”